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#76
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Skilled Seeker wrote...

Again I will repeat my post

Skilled Seeker wrote...

Honestly Tali had it coming. She was rude to Jacob throughout the conversation while he was trying to be nice and respectful. But ofcourse the Tali fans will side with her no matter what.


Quit blaming Jacob when Tali started it. If I was in his place and Tali was being rude to me the way she was being to Jacob who since the start of the game had treated her with respect I would say the same thing.


So if you were in tali's place, or Shepard's for that matter(Shep's way too accepting in my opinion) you would not not rub Cerberus' past in their faces? Trying to blow up a Quarian ship is not a whole lot different from trying to destroy another race's cities. I'm no Tali apologist but reality needs to take a front seat here. Especially when jacob presents himself as someone who is concerned about Cerberus' past actions.

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DAT'S RACISM!

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Modifié par Varenus Luckmann, 21 février 2010 - 03:49 .


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bobsmyuncle wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

"Ma'am, if you want to shoot the director for making you say that stuff in that way to me, go right ahead. In fact, I'll help you."


"Shepard, I get the impression that you are only interested in my body and I am offended by your objectification of me."

"Shepard, I respect your ability as a commander but if you keep saying things like that I'm going to file a sexual harrassment report with Cerberus' HR department."

"Shepard, you are a creep. Get away!"


^^^^
Would have been the best lines ever. I believe Jacob would be my favorite character if he said this stuff. :D

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"Shepard, I'm not big on forcing these conversations."



Would have been great if he said that.

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Varenus Luckmann wrote...

DAT'S RACISM!

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I just wanna puch that kid...such..an..annoying...face

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Yo dawg I herd you like cars so we put a car in yo car so you can drive while you drive

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jklinders wrote...

Skilled Seeker wrote...

Again I will repeat my post

Skilled Seeker wrote...

Honestly Tali had it coming. She was rude to Jacob throughout the conversation while he was trying to be nice and respectful. But ofcourse the Tali fans will side with her no matter what.


Quit blaming Jacob when Tali started it. If I was in his place and Tali was being rude to me the way she was being to Jacob who since the start of the game had treated her with respect I would say the same thing.


So if you were in tali's place, or Shepard's for that matter(Shep's way too accepting in my opinion) you would not not rub Cerberus' past in their faces? Trying to blow up a Quarian ship is not a whole lot different from trying to destroy another race's cities. I'm no Tali apologist but reality needs to take a front seat here. Especially when jacob presents himself as someone who is concerned about Cerberus' past actions.




Was Jacob responsible for blowing up that ship? No. And Tali tells Jacob 'don't try to play nice' after he compliments her tech skills. How would you react to that? She doesn't even give Jacob a chance to get to know him better but is hostilejust because he works for Cerberus.Well so does Sheperd.

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Wow, this is just turning into a thread full of racists.

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Jacob working on a letter to collectors.

"Dear Collectors
You all ****s b!tch @ss  ****s gotta pay what you owe or I'm comn' fo dat ass.
-Sincurly yours Jacob

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PooPoomonster wrote...

1.) You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good(in place of the bro hug)
2.)DAAAAAUUUUUUUM! ( After seeing final Boss)
3.) Saaayyy Whaaa?!?! (finding out Miranda forwaded the message about his pop, or after seeing final boss)
4.) **** please (force lift)
5.) You just got served (enemy kill)
6.) DEEZ NUTZ! (at some point while talking to his father, also Shepard dialogue at TIM)
7.) Fo da shoteez!!! (any time during battle)
8.) Booty butt booty butt booty butt cheeks! Booty butt booty butt booty butt cheeks!(At all times continuously until interuped by another line.)
9.) That is so racist! (anytime he gets downed during play)
10). Me soooo hooorny (just to throw them off)

You know what to do.

Yeah, because all black men speak like this. Why isn't this thread locked?

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How about that's because they're making a joke over stereotypically comical black way of speech?

How about you get over your uptight ass and get a good grasp of the word "humor"?


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I want to freestyle rap with my Brutha from Anutha Mutha

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Kerilus wrote...

How about that's because they're making a joke over stereotypically comical black way of speech?
How about you get over your uptight ass and get a good grasp of the word "humor"?

They're making a joke? Yeah, they're making a joke about something that's not even remotely funny. As a man of color, I don't speak like this. I also shouldn't have to see threads, that promote such bull****.

Now, please shut the **** up.

Modifié par AntWrig, 21 février 2010 - 05:20 .


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"I'm Rick James B**ch!" after Jacob kills a random mob.

Modifié par jacksmedula1, 21 février 2010 - 05:21 .


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AntWrig wrote...
They're making a joke? Yeah, they're making a joke about something that's not even remotely funny. As a man of color, I don't speak like this. I also shouldn't have to see threads, that promote such bull****.

Now, please shut the **** up.

Ever heard of the word stereotype? I'm sure despite all the black people in North America, OP is just absolutly oblivious about how a black man speak.

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Skilled Seeker wrote...

jklinders wrote...

Skilled Seeker wrote...

Again I will repeat my post

Skilled Seeker wrote...

Honestly Tali had it coming. She was rude to Jacob throughout the conversation while he was trying to be nice and respectful. But ofcourse the Tali fans will side with her no matter what.


Quit blaming Jacob when Tali started it. If I was in his place and Tali was being rude to me the way she was being to Jacob who since the start of the game had treated her with respect I would say the same thing.


So if you were in tali's place, or Shepard's for that matter(Shep's way too accepting in my opinion) you would not not rub Cerberus' past in their faces? Trying to blow up a Quarian ship is not a whole lot different from trying to destroy another race's cities. I'm no Tali apologist but reality needs to take a front seat here. Especially when jacob presents himself as someone who is concerned about Cerberus' past actions.




Was Jacob responsible for blowing up that ship? No. And Tali tells Jacob 'don't try to play nice' after he compliments her tech skills. How would you react to that? She doesn't even give Jacob a chance to get to know him better but is hostilejust because he works for Cerberus.Well so does Sheperd.


Ever hear of guilt by association? Jacob and miranda both have to be dragged kicking and screaming to the conclusion that Cerberus crosses way too many lines.

Would you be polite to a member of Al'Quida even if he did not blow anything up? tali at that point in time had no reason to be polite, all she sees is a member of Cerberus in front of her. She had not yet seen the person behind the uniform. Would have been nice to see her behavior change as the game progreesed though. By the time you can even recuit tali, things are staring to get a little rushed though.

It really is not a good way to convince a quarian that you have the right ideas by rubbing in their faces that you have an AI. Anyway, you think what you want and I'll think what I want.

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AntWrig wrote...

Kerilus wrote...

How about that's because they're making a joke over stereotypically comical black way of speech?
How about you get over your uptight ass and get a good grasp of the word "humor"?

They're making a joke? Yeah, they're making a joke about something that's not even remotely funny. As a man of color, I don't speak like this. I also shouldn't have to see threads, that promote such bull****.

Now, please shut the **** up.



Settle down there, Malcolm X. 

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Gambit One wrote...

AntWrig wrote...

Kerilus wrote...

How about that's because they're making a joke over stereotypically comical black way of speech?
How about you get over your uptight ass and get a good grasp of the word "humor"?

They're making a joke? Yeah, they're making a joke about something that's not even remotely funny. As a man of color, I don't speak like this. I also shouldn't have to see threads, that promote such bull****.

Now, please shut the **** up.



Settle down there, Malcolm X. 


That's incredibly condescending and you aren't cool or funny for defending racism.

http://en.wikipedia....i/Minstrel_show <- This is why some of us aren't laughing at all the "LOL BLACK PEOPLE TALK FUNNY" crap like was posted in the OP. Not that I expected much from someone with the username "Poo poo monster," but I liked Jacob and I'm irritated by all the people in this thread who want him to become a caricature for their own amusement.

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Shepard: Do you like fishsticks?

Jacob: ...

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I agree with AntWrig. Most of this isn't even remotely funny. My best friend is black, and he doesn't speak anything like this. A little bit of a humor is fine, but come on guys...This is blatant racism.

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I'm starting to like Jacob as he is after reading this topic. Good job!

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AntWrig wrote...

Kerilus wrote...

How about that's because they're making a joke over stereotypically comical black way of speech?
How about you get over your uptight ass and get a good grasp of the word "humor"?

They're making a joke? Yeah, they're making a joke about something that's not even remotely funny. As a man of color, I don't speak like this. I also shouldn't have to see threads, that promote such bull****.

Now, please shut the **** up.

You are a liar. I know for a fact Black people are way too cool to play this game. And maybe now people can stop saying things Jacob already says are stereotypical "black talk".

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"Exactly how does me standing in the airlock help the mis-... *FWOOSH*"

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This thread should be called "Top 10 Racist Things I Can Say to Get Forum Banned".