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Some of you really amazed me. You guys seriously think they want Jacob to act like what they said? Really? As far as I can see most of them are just joking over stereotypical black image. I highly doubt any of them truly think a normal black guy acts the way they describe.

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Let's try some stereotypes with ficititious races...



Tali should said: "do you have a coin for the needy?"


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Nope. Those filthy Quarians don't even beg. They steal.
"Where's the change Tali?"
"oorps, my bad, commader."

Modifié par Kerilus, 22 février 2010 - 08:12 .


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Oh man, i know this thread is racist, but I can't stop laughing.

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woah^

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SlySpy00 wrote...

_-Greywolf-_ wrote...

Vendrac wrote...

notphrog wrote...

keginkc wrote...

"Hey Tali, I'm sorry I was such a jerk when you first came onboard the new Normandy. Only a real douche would have made that comment about the AI."

That always bugged me.


I wanted to smack him up side the head for that one, he was about as smooth as sandpaper there.


Wait I am sorry I missed that part, as far as I could tell Jacob extended a warm hand to greet Tali who was actually the one that had a go at Jacob because he was Cerberus.

however my memory of that exchange seems to be foggy so it would be nice if somebody could refresh my memory.


After the conversation between the two, Tali began heading out the room. And out of all the things you could say to a quarian, Jacob tells Tali, "Don't forget to introduce yourself to EDI, the new ship AI."


Oh please is that it? After how rude Tali was he could have said a lot worse than that, you Tali fans are pathetic.

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_-Greywolf-_ wrote...
Oh please is that it? After how rude Tali was he could have said a lot worse than that, you Tali fans are pathetic.


Yes, how dare Tali be rude to a member of an organization that blows up Quarian ships and spent a fair amount of the last game trying to kill her personally.

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He doesn't say "anything else, Commander?" enough.

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We make fun of stereotypical redneck, Italian, Canadian, Ghetto speech. Grow up.

Tali's poorly written and her voice actor sucks. Get over it.





OHSHI-

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stillnotking wrote...

_-Greywolf-_ wrote...
Oh please is that it? After how rude Tali was he could have said a lot worse than that, you Tali fans are pathetic.


Yes, how dare Tali be rude to a member of an organization that blows up Quarian ships and spent a fair amount of the last game trying to kill her personally.


Doesnt Shepard work for that same organization? Besides it wasnt Jacob who sabotaged the Quarian ship, nor did any of his missions for Cerberus to my knowledge involve the sabotage of an alien race that diddnt threaten humanity directly.

Also how did Cerberus try to kill Tali personally in the first game? In fact I cant even remember Cerberus sending anyone to kill Shepard either, it was more Shepard attacking Cerberus bases and them trying to defend the base, I know Shepard had good reason for destroying the bases but wouldnt you try to defend your base if somebody attacked?

Besides Jacobs reasons for joining up with Cerberus are honourable, Cerberus may perform some fairly evil actions but Jacob was never a part of any of it. Jacob joined Cerberus to protect Humanity from those who would pose a threat to it, just like Shepard.



Besides can anybody really tell me what is so great about Tali? I keep hearing "oh she has a great personality" but I just cant see it. In fact that is all anyone ever says about her and they never really say what is so great about her "personality". Quite frankly when ever somebody refers to Tali's "Personality" I seriously think people mean her hips and figure, seriously its the same as when a Gold Digger digger says how the old fossil they married is "So Charming" when we really know they are talking about the size of their wallet.

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_-Greywolf-_ wrote...

stillnotking wrote...

_-Greywolf-_ wrote...
Oh please is that it? After how rude Tali was he could have said a lot worse than that, you Tali fans are pathetic.


Yes, how dare Tali be rude to a member of an organization that blows up Quarian ships and spent a fair amount of the last game trying to kill her personally.


Doesnt Shepard work for that same organization?


No.

Besides it wasnt Jacob who sabotaged the Quarian ship, nor did any of his missions for Cerberus to my knowledge involve the sabotage of an alien race that diddnt threaten humanity directly.


I don't know about you, but I doubt I'd be too polite to a member of Al Qaeda, whether or not they were personally involved in 9/11.

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Gabey5 wrote...

woah^


Quarians steal as much as you post original content.

Modifié par Dr. Peter Venkman, 22 février 2010 - 09:54 .


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i) "Your will be done"

ii) "Make it so"

iii) "I ain't the droid you're looking for"

iv) "You jump, i jump"

v) "Aliens are coming!"

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stillnotking wrote...

_-Greywolf-_ wrote...

stillnotking wrote...

_-Greywolf-_ wrote...
Oh please is that it? After how rude Tali was he could have said a lot worse than that, you Tali fans are pathetic.


Yes, how dare Tali be rude to a member of an organization that blows up Quarian ships and spent a fair amount of the last game trying to kill her personally.


Doesnt Shepard work for that same organization?


No.


Then let me rephrase that, doesnt Shepard work with that same organization?

stillnotking wrote...


Besides it wasnt Jacob who sabotaged the Quarian ship, nor did any of his missions for Cerberus to my knowledge involve the sabotage of an alien race that diddnt threaten humanity directly.


I don't know about you, but I doubt I'd be too polite to a member of Al Qaeda, whether or not they were personally involved in 9/11.


Well that would be bacause Al Qaeda is all about killing everyone who isnt Muslim whereas Cerberus is about protecting Human interests, there is a huge difference. If Cerberus was about wiping out every other alien species then maybe I would share her concern.

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_-Greywolf-_ wrote...

Well that would be bacause Al Qaeda is all about killing everyone who isnt Muslim whereas Cerberus is about protecting Human interests, there is a huge difference. If Cerberus was about wiping out every other alien species then maybe I would share her concern.


If you ask Al Qaeda, they'd tell you they are not all about killing everyone who isn't Muslim but about protecting Muslim interests.  I'm not sure, in either case, that their stated aims matter to the innocent people they kill.

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stillnotking wrote...

_-Greywolf-_ wrote...

Well that would be bacause Al Qaeda is all about killing everyone who isnt Muslim whereas Cerberus is about protecting Human interests, there is a huge difference. If Cerberus was about wiping out every other alien species then maybe I would share her concern.


If you ask Al Qaeda, they'd tell you they are not all about killing everyone who isn't Muslim but about protecting Muslim interests.  I'm not sure, in either case, that their stated aims matter to the innocent people they kill.


Yes but that is because Muslim interests are killing everyone who isnt Muslim, it is stated in the Koran (not sure of the spelling) that when only the muslims are left on the Earth Muhamad or Alah (cant remember which) will return, Al Qaeda and a lot of radical muslim groups are trying to speed up the process.

Jacob diddnt join Cerberus to kill aliens but nearly everyone who joins Al Qaeda (or are brainwashed to join Al Qaeda) mostly do so to kill off non muslims and get the 40 virgins promised to them in the afterlife.

Modifié par _-Greywolf-_, 22 février 2010 - 11:01 .


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^^this

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The Angry One wrote...

"Ma'am, if you want to shoot the director for making you say that stuff in that way to me, go right ahead. In fact, I'll help you."

Gawd I wish this was an option.  I swear Jennifer Hale had to staring at the script and then look up going all "You want me to say this?  In that tone of voice?"
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_-Greywolf-_ wrote...

stillnotking wrote...

_-Greywolf-_ wrote...

Well that would be bacause Al Qaeda is all about killing everyone who isnt Muslim whereas Cerberus is about protecting Human interests, there is a huge difference. If Cerberus was about wiping out every other alien species then maybe I would share her concern.


If you ask Al Qaeda, they'd tell you they are not all about killing everyone who isn't Muslim but about protecting Muslim interests.  I'm not sure, in either case, that their stated aims matter to the innocent people they kill.


Yes but that is because Muslim interests are killing everyone who isnt Muslim


LOL.

Clearly this is not a discussion worth continuing.

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stillnotking wrote...

_-Greywolf-_ wrote...

stillnotking wrote...

_-Greywolf-_ wrote...

Well that would be bacause Al Qaeda is all about killing everyone who isnt Muslim whereas Cerberus is about protecting Human interests, there is a huge difference. If Cerberus was about wiping out every other alien species then maybe I would share her concern.


If you ask Al Qaeda, they'd tell you they are not all about killing everyone who isn't Muslim but about protecting Muslim interests.  I'm not sure, in either case, that their stated aims matter to the innocent people they kill.


Yes but that is because Muslim interests are killing everyone who isnt Muslim


LOL.

Clearly this is not a discussion worth continuing.


Thats the first sensible thing youve said all day, no point continuing a discussion you cant win, you are right to admit defeat and walk away.

And thus let it be known that Tali shall now forever be known as a stuck up jerk.

Modifié par _-Greywolf-_, 22 février 2010 - 11:30 .


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Wonder what would happen if I started writing lines stereotyping white people.. :whistle:.

"This is Amerikuh! Ay'm an Amerikun! Go back to wheres you kum from!" (*cough* kinda like Europe? *cough* c wut i did ther? :innocent:)

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stillnotking wrote...

_-Greywolf-_ wrote...

stillnotking wrote...

_-Greywolf-_ wrote...

Well that would be bacause Al Qaeda is all about killing everyone who isnt Muslim whereas Cerberus is about protecting Human interests, there is a huge difference. If Cerberus was about wiping out every other alien species then maybe I would share her concern.


If you ask Al Qaeda, they'd tell you they are not all about killing everyone who isn't Muslim but about protecting Muslim interests.  I'm not sure, in either case, that their stated aims matter to the innocent people they kill.


Yes but that is because Muslim interests are killing everyone who isnt Muslim


LOL.

Clearly this is not a discussion worth continuing.


I agree, the guys an idiot. But it's making me giggle like a schoolgirl :lol:

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The comments in this thread range from funny to completely tasteless/racist, but I'm glad I read it for this vv reason alone.

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"THINK IMMA BE THE SCAPEGOAT FOR THE WHOLE DAMN MACHINE? SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEET"

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That is by far the most epic use of the s-word I have ever heard. Forget Jacob, I want Shepard to say this to the Council/TIM/Harbinger in ME3. :D

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Aphillio wrote...

stillnotking wrote...

_-Greywolf-_ wrote...

stillnotking wrote...

_-Greywolf-_ wrote...

Well that would be bacause Al Qaeda is all about killing everyone who isnt Muslim whereas Cerberus is about protecting Human interests, there is a huge difference. If Cerberus was about wiping out every other alien species then maybe I would share her concern.


If you ask Al Qaeda, they'd tell you they are not all about killing everyone who isn't Muslim but about protecting Muslim interests.  I'm not sure, in either case, that their stated aims matter to the innocent people they kill.


Yes but that is because Muslim interests are killing everyone who isnt Muslim


LOL.

Clearly this is not a discussion worth continuing.


I agree, the guys an idiot. But it's making me giggle like a schoolgirl :lol:



Just looking at your sig I can see that you are totally blind to reason so I am not going to bother with you.