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[FlyingBrickyard]

When the alarm goes off to wake you up in the morning and your first conscious thought in your half-awake state is,



"Why is the Illusive Man trying to sell me brakes and oil changes? Joker said we were good to go."

[Andrew_Waltfeld]

when your friends ask if you want to hang out, or need to talk to you and you say "Sorry busy doing calibrations."

[TheSpaceKraken]

you dance like Shepard from ME1.

[Blackveldt]

You know you've played too much when you...

...claim that all humans are racists.
...wait for the Renegade interrupt to appear in the lower, left-hand corner of your vision whenever your boss pays you a visit.
...start making references to Tali fans whenever talking about something scary and inexplicable in casual conversation.
...try to skip dialogue during a parental lecture by pressing your thumb on an imaginary spacebar. It's annoying when you have to repeat scenes you've already done.
...cry out, "Enemies everywhere!" at your yearly family gathering.
...employ ragdoll physics when physically attacked.
...jog. Everywhere
...use air quotes with your middle three fingers whenever a friend says something stupid.
...wonder why this didn't earn the guy +7 Renegade points in the lower, right-hand corner.
...complain about the stupid AI whenever your friend runs in front of you when you clearly instructed him to stay behind.
...see interaction boxes on everyone's chest.
...run around with a pair of tweezers shouting, "Hitting the relay in 3...2...1..."

And of course, you know you've played too much Mass Effect when you utilize Harbinger dialogue during intimate bed moments.

Assuming control.
Direct intervention is necessary.
I know you feel this...
You have failed! We will find another way!

Yeah, that's all I've got for now lol.

Modifié par Blackveldt, 14 avril 2010 - 07:26 .

[Jack Package]

... the name of a chapter from your paper that you are writing consists only of random harbinger quotes. Heeh, I hope I don't forget to alter it.

[Solomen]

When something like this happens



Krogan in Wonderland

[owen_shepard]

when you playwith yourself to the sight of any LI

[GrumpyGirl]

When you have the razor mass effect keygen song as your ringtone:) (i have the original game of course but before i buy i always download to see my pc can hande it)

[Onyx Jaguar]

When everything that happens around you and every thing you read can be classified as a "heavy risk..."

[PARAGON87]

cruc1al wrote...

13. when you go to your fridge to find food and all you hear is the exploration track

Not just the fridge, man, everywhere.  The s*** get's burned into your eardrums because you spent so much time scanning!

(Same thing happened in ME1, so it was welcome )

[Jackal904]

I've thought about getting paragon or renegade points for things I've said in real life...

[Jonesey2k]

You cry "A great biotic wind!" after farting loudly.

[Skilled Seeker]

Jonesey2k wrote...

You cry "A great biotic wind!" after farting loudly.

lol epic.

[MarchWaltz]

You make a video which causes some sort of emotional reaction. Here it is. And yes, this was horrible "product" placement on my part.

[Abyss Vixen]

You know you play to much because whenever you go to see whats up with Kasumi after a mission you pour yourself a drink of brandy ingame and out of game.
You know you play to much when you lite a smoke at a drunken party you sit in the chair and try to look and talk like the Illusive man... And completely fail at being as badass.

Modifié par Abyss Vixen, 20 avril 2010 - 06:00 .

[bthillman]

Blackveldt wrote...

And of course, you know you've played too much Mass Effect when you utilize Harbinger dialogue during intimate bed moments.

Assuming control.
Direct intervention is necessary.
I know you feel this...
You have failed! We will find another way!

If both you and your significant other have played ME2, then this is unavoidable.  ...Really ruins the mode for some reason...

[lastpatriot]

Lucky Thirteen wrote...

When your professor asks you what's at the center of the Milky Way Galaxy and you answer "The Collector Base."

Yeah, this is a true story.

lol, that's pretty good.  I can only imagine what the professor said to that answer.

[Cousland001]

when you start drinking through your helmet

[Solomen]

Cousland001 wrote...

when you start drinking through your helmet

I've done that... it isn't as fun as it sounds

[Ashwraith]

-Upon ending a conversation, you find it necessary to inform the other person (or persons) that you 'should go'. >.>

-When you find yourself completely incapable of walking around debris in your path- you must vault over it instead.

-Whenever your government does something you don't approve of, you must shout "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!"
....Alternately, you stare menacingly at the screen and whisper, "Nobody stabs me in the back, *insert politician's name here*. Nobody."

-You have the irresistible urge to paint green squares on automatic doors.
Any and all doors, in fact.
For that matter, other people must open doors for you: otherwise you'd just stand in front of them all day. Waiting.

-You attempt to either coerce or threaten your way into getting discounts at your favorite stores, and are genuinely confused when security escorts you off the premises.




EDIT: Ah yes, also. I should mention that I work part-time as a museum docent, at a local lighthouse. Part of my job is to walk people up to the top of the lighthouse tower. There's an area in one room that bears a striking resemblance to the quantum entanglement platforms in ME2 (it's where the mercury bearing vat used to sit).
The other day, I escorted a young couple up and they asked me what it was.

Without thinking, I said, "Oh, that's where I stand if I want to talk to the Illusive Man."

They (understandably) looked at me as if I'd gone insane. XD

Modifié par Ashwraith, 21 avril 2010 - 04:07 .

[GrumpyGirl]

When you're at a party and you talk about it (and the others know what you are talking about!!!)

[Oogrooq]

When you do that stupid hand pointy/gun thing that Shepard does all the time.

[nov_pl]

When can quote every dialogue...

[Cra5y Pineapple]

When you try to hold a rifle, pistol, rocket launcher, sniper rifle and a shotgun at the same time without double-bending over.

[ResidentNoob]

When you have every ME1 sidequest committed to memory.[smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/wondering.png[/smilie]

Seriously, I do.