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[dreman9999]

When you own a Tali body pillow.

[stillnotking]

When someone is annoying you, a red flashing left mouse button appears in your peripheral vision.

[lltoon]

[cutthecameras]

When you think of Shepard as your name.



I'm convinced that if someone yelled "SHEPARD!" I'd look.

[Lockler]

IItoon - HA. And ultimately a bit scary.



- You buy a hamster, but refuse to call it anything less than a Space Hamster!

[Ramikadyc]

lltoon wrote...

This. Is. Awesome Disgusting!

[the120Truth]

A Blind Bandit wrote...

You use Bosh'tet and Keelah Sel'ai in everyday life. (is guilty)

ya, i started doing that too

[hYBRYDcOBRA]

your kitchen faucet head looks like a Geth Armature head.

[Malificis]

You start wondering what race your friends would be if not human and get annoyed when you realise you are probably a Volus.

[NICKjnp]

Rip504 wrote...

Zhijn wrote...

5. Breaking your "spacebar" key trying to escape the 20min long intro.

I play on 360,but this gave me a good laugh.

That would be the x button for us.

[TheLostGenius]

 You try to have renegade moments when having conversation. Usually leading to you making an insulting remark or attacking another person, possible resulting in incarceration. I mean hey, that fat lady at the mall looked like a Reaper, I had to use the right trigger on her. Then I tried to use my renegade score to intimidate the mall cops and they just dragged me out of the store, but in the eyes of the people I was commander Sheperd, beating up indoctrinated fat ladies at the mall.

*Bows heroically* 

[TheLostGenius]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is that? Someone made a Tali sex doll? that is seriously demented!!!

[Ramikadyc]

TheLostGenius wrote...

 You try to have renegade moments when having conversation. Usually leading to you making an insulting remark or attacking another person, possible resulting in incarceration. I mean hey, that fat lady at the mall looked like a Reaper, I had to use the right trigger on her. Then I tried to use my renegade score to intimidate the mall cops and they just dragged me out of the store, but in the eyes of the people I was commander Sheperd, beating up indoctrinated fat ladies at the mall.

*Bows heroically* 

Ah yes, "fat ladies"...

[raichualuvsong]

Malificis wrote...

You start wondering what race your friends would be if not human and get annoyed when you realise you are probably a Volus.

rofl

[TheLostGenius]

Another sign yo uplay the game too much. You try to ask a girl out on a date by having the same conversation with her five times in a row, but you are frustruated when her responses aren't identical each time.



Seriously that Tali doll wins the thread for creepiness and obessession. Does it have a paper mache va4ina?

[Ramikadyc]

TheLostGenius wrote...

Another sign yo uplay the game too much. You try to ask a girl out on a date by having the same conversation with her five times in a row, but you are frustruated when her responses aren't identical each time.

Seriously that Tali doll wins the thread for creepiness and obessession. Does it have a paper mache va4ina?

Probably not, but I doubt it can eat human food, if you're worried about authenticity.

Modifié par Ramikadyc, 22 février 2010 - 07:36 .

[keginkc]

When the only time you're not playing the game is when you're asleep. Or checking the forums.

[PooPoomonster]

You are arrested for sending threatening messages to Martin(?) Sheen telling him you know he is the Illusive Man and what sun to find him under.

DONT **** UP THE COLLECTOR BASE OR ELSE!!!

Modifié par PooPoomonster, 22 février 2010 - 07:40 .

[bluem00se]

when you start seeing parts of the mass effect HUD in real life... this has happened to me a few times. For a second, I might see the radial wheel, or the weapon status indicator, or health bar, in the corner of my vision. lol.

[keginkc]

When you're playing Dragon Age for the first time in a month and you're confused because the space bar doesn't move conversations forward, you can't turn on Leliana's squad warp ammo when you hit left shift and you wonder why Admiral Xen is following you around in some kind of homeless stripper's outfit and talking constantly about her mother.

[dreman9999]

lltoon wrote...

OMG........I can Breath now..... I'm beside myself in hilarity and disgust.
Wow......How long did it take and was it worth the many years of Insanity?

[LakeshowAD1986]

When I first played Mass Effect I played for approx. 18 hours (with breaks etc.) but that night all I had dreams of driving the Mako all over LOL.

[Aradace]

Skilled Seeker wrote...


2. You recite Harbringer lines while making love 'I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS!'

Thanks for that...I just spewed coffee all over my floor lol....Put a Collector in the porn version of this game "Ass Effect" and have that as the gimmick line while it's banging someone from behind lol.

[intersect]

When indecisive, responding to questions from my roommates..."ask me later, building a consensus..."

[Antikristine]

When you're picking up a girl and ask her if she wants to go home and check your reach and her flexibility.