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[Antikristine]

Aradace wrote...

Skilled Seeker wrote...


2. You recite Harbringer lines while making love 'I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS!'

Thanks for that...I just spewed coffee all over my floor lol....Put a Collector in the porn version of this game "Ass Effect" and have that as the gimmick line while it's banging someone from behind lol.

And don't forget the line "Assuming direct control" during penetration....

[Aradace]

Antikristine wrote...

Aradace wrote...

Skilled Seeker wrote...


2. You recite Harbringer lines while making love 'I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS!'

Thanks for that...I just spewed coffee all over my floor lol....Put a Collector in the porn version of this game "Ass Effect" and have that as the gimmick line while it's banging someone from behind lol.

And don't forget the line "Assuming direct control" during penetration....

Niiiice!!! lol...Just stick the "Debbie does Dallas" Theme music in there and we have a movie

[Rogue-Element]

lltoon wrote...

Seriously... Don't think I have any more words for that

[The Questioning Motive]

When you say "I know you feel this," during the beginning of intercourse.

[It IS Lupus]

when you stop mid sentence because of Harbi-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[TheJiveDJ]

When you expect to see a dialogue wheel to pop up during a real life conversation...or when you're bored of a real life conversation an try to tap X to skip it...lol

Modifié par TheJiveDJ, 22 février 2010 - 11:20 .

[Skilled Seeker]

Aradace wrote...

Skilled Seeker wrote...


2. You recite Harbringer lines while making love 'I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS!'

Thanks for that...I just spewed coffee all over my floor lol....Put a Collector in the porn version of this game "Ass Effect" and have that as the gimmick line while it's banging someone from behind lol.

Glad to be of service.

I will get to work filming 'Ass Effect'.

[Haunther]

You know you've played too much Mass Effect when you replace sex with dry humping...

[Acero Azul]

Rogue-Element wrote...

lltoon wrote...

Seriously... Don't think I have any more words for that

This is what happens when quarians leave their suits

[Busomjack]

You know you've played too much Mass Effect when you go into a bar and order a glass of human blood...with cinnamon.

[Ileanos07]

Ramikadyc wrote...

TheLostGenius wrote...

 You try to have renegade moments when having conversation. Usually leading to you making an insulting remark or attacking another person, possible resulting in incarceration. I mean hey, that fat lady at the mall looked like a Reaper, I had to use the right trigger on her. Then I tried to use my renegade score to intimidate the mall cops and they just dragged me out of the store, but in the eyes of the people I was commander Sheperd, beating up indoctrinated fat ladies at the mall.

*Bows heroically* 

Ah yes, "fat ladies"...

Ah, yes, "fat ladies", we have dismissed that idea....

[RigAudio]

When you play two hours of your preordered copy of Bioshock 2 and are disappointed.

[timedrake32]

you know you play to much when you start to hear tali voice when your alone.....



o god thier it is again...

[Malificis]

When you see people around you not talking to each other on a bus or a train *breathe* and realise that that is ok *breathe* - you are not walking past them, after all.

[Moorpheusl9]

When you start trying to work out exactly how far the Reapers are positioned away from the Milky Way and how long it will take them to reach us...

[Habelo]

when you want to charge to get to people far away.

[CanadAvenger]

When you say the phrase "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite [insert random thing here] [insert location here]" In every day life.

[fivefingaslap18]

When you wish that you could get off Earth and live a life beyond the stars. Wait no, had that dream already before the game came out. Scratch that, need new idea.

[Habelo]

wait when does harbringer say "you know you feel this"?

[MaaZeus]

When you scream "Enemies everywhere!" whenever you see a mosquitos.

[Isaantia]

RigAudio wrote...

When you play two hours of your preordered copy of Bioshock 2 and are disappointed.

This totally happened to me.

At least the collector's edition has cool stuff it. I think I leafed through the art book longer. Game cannot hold my attention at al.

[Aardvark-8]

...you start taking antidepressants to cope with realizing you've heard all of Tali's lines.

...you seriously compare qualities of your girlfriend with Tali's.
 

CanadAvenger wrote...

When you say the phrase "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite [insert random thing here] [insert location here]" In every day life.

...you regret english isn't your native language, thus no-one would understand the phrase.

I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite thread of them all. 

EDIT: Agreed, Bioshock 2 sucks when played immediately after ME2. Anything would.
Studying for an exam sucks even more 

Modifié par Aardvark-8, 22 février 2010 - 08:25 .

[Raanz]

When you participate in discussions regarding cross-species intercourse.

[the120Truth]

Ramikadyc wrote...

TheLostGenius wrote...

Another sign yo uplay the game too much. You try to ask a girl out on a date by having the same conversation with her five times in a row, but you are frustruated when her responses aren't identical each time.

Seriously that Tali doll wins the thread for creepiness and obessession. Does it have a paper mache va4ina?

Probably not, but I doubt it can eat human food, if you're worried about authenticity.

lol, nice