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[iplaygames1917]

While playing through Mass Effect 2 the first and second times, I found a lot of things in the game that were just really, genuinely funny. They're in no particular order:

• Renegade Shepard confronting the Batarian Bartender on Omega. After getting poisoned by him, you can threaten the hell out of the batarian until he drinks the poison and then promptly falls dead.
• The Asari bartender on Illium. The initial conversation with her is boring, but when you return all she says is "No sex, I just cleaned the counters"
• When Mordin breaks into song near the end of the game
• When Mordin explains ways mass effect fields can aid in sex and tells you he has sent you lubes.
• Leading Yeoman Chambers on with romantic dialogue, then going and pursuing Miranda
• The look on TIM's face if you give him the collector info at the end
• The ridiculously awkward kiss you have with Liara if you pursued her in ME1 (the first time I played through, I wore the Collector's Armor so when she kissed me literally she was kissing a monster!)
• EDI's dialogue after being freed (I like the sight of humans on their knees, most of what you do online is illegal in citadel space)
• How incredibly old Shepard looks next to Miranda, especially right before the romance scene
• The Bachelor party on illium

And, last but not least,

• The cerberus daily news stories on the start page (i know it's no in game). especially on valentine's day!

So what'd you find funny about the game?

[shinobi602]

www.youtube.com/watch

[Noobius_Maximo]

shinobi602 wrote...

www.youtube.com/watch

Haha, funniest part of the game.

[Vamp44]

This may sound cold, I mean I find Jack to be very cool and all, but when she dies on the Normandy. I don't know what it was that made me laugh..it just did.

And when you do that little 'bump' with Jacob after his loyalty mission.

Edit: Oh oh and when Mordin has the 'talk' with ya.

Modifié par Vamp44, 22 février 2010 - 12:20 .

[Schroing]

The animation for tears. So ****ing awful.

[rabbitchannel]

Probing Uranus.

[Marilynn-22]

I noticed when i die, ammo drops from me

[JrayM16]

The game store clerk, the personalized ads, and talking the the used ship salesman on the Citadel.

[The Angry One]

You humans are all racist!

[Mikenator700]

... with a subtle distaste for Windows.

Modifié par Mikenator700, 22 février 2010 - 12:28 .

[Mikenator700]

DP... typical

Modifié par Mikenator700, 22 février 2010 - 12:28 .

[Rip504]

Honestly after getting drunk with the doctor,and she is laid out on the bed.LOL this makes me laugh everytime.

[Jarcander]

EDI: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.

[MMonkeyking]

"That was a joke"

-EDI

[Legion Blitz]

"You don't have a grenade launcher, lady. Get lost." - District Guard, Omega

[Incognito JC]

iplaygames1917 wrote...

The cerberus daily news stories on
the start page (i know it's no in
game). especially on valentine's day!

What did they say on Vday? Forgot to take a look on that day.

[FenixPendragon]

* Blasto the first Hannar Specter "Enkindle this!"

* Conrad Verner "sometimes I look through crates for extra creds"

* Joker "There you go commander, license to screw up. You heard it right from the ship!"

[drunken pyromaniac]

"Yay, go pout, I win."

[Internet Kraken]

The message from the Quarian scientist to her son during Tali's loyalty mission. It fell into narm territory for me.



Also all of the advertisements for tupari energy drinks.

[The Angry One]

Grunt on ramen: "They look like worms. Dead ones. Is this a human thing? I'll eat almost anything, but I stress 'almost'."

Modifié par The Angry One, 22 février 2010 - 12:39 .

[Tyreal42a]

Ah yes. 'Reapers.' The audacity and abrasiveness of that Turian is just hilarious now. The finger quoting was too much.



Jocker mocking Legion during his loyalty mission.

[Zulu_DFA]

1. Omega. Shepard(male)+Legion+Miranda pass by Ish.
Ish: "Pss! Miranda! Psss..."
Ish's friend: "Which one is Miranda?"

2. Joker: "Commander, Miranda & Jack are in the middle of er... disagreement..."
Shepard: "On my way."
Joker: "Take pictures!"

3. Shepard to Joker: "Technically, this is a civilian vessel, so I should be happy you're still wearing your pants."

4. Collector base. Abducted crew in the stasis pods.
Legion: "Shepard-Commander! Additional humans!"

5. Legion to Admiral Xen: "This platform is not available for experimentation."

6. Joker to EDI (ambient): "You know, it's called "the bridge" on the Alliance warships. It freaks me out, how Cerberus calls this a "cockpit". I mean, asari have cockpits..."

Modifié par Zulu_DFA, 22 février 2010 - 12:45 .

[GoGoSago]

 BE STILL MOUSE, YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR PANTS IN A MOMENT

[Yantze]

The side kick Shepard gives to that Varren on one of the side missions always cracks me up. It looks so cheesy.

[Moorpheusl9]

You're working too hard...