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For the last time, Quarians dont have mutha fooking elf ears, and they dont have mutha fooking hair, read Ascension damnit


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Daralii wrote...

So they're Twi'leks then? Females don't have ears, they don't have hair, they have oddly pigmented skin... I think we have a winner!


We already have the asari.

Please oh god don't make the quarians like that. Don't ruin them. No more space elves, alien-humans, or space-cat crap like those blue people from that avatar movie. And so many, sooo many science fiction shows already.

Don't do that to science fiction, for god's sake. Don't do that to mass effect. The asari are enough for covering the "exotic science fiction where everything is pretty and breathtaking and we obviously don't want to make you feel uncomfortable for being attracted to it" philosophy.

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Shepard obviously likes what he sees in Tali's face enough to "get it on". I would've told Tali to bring some Marvin Gaye, Luther Vandross, etc for that night, but she might not understand the music.



Either way, I am guessing all of her bodily "orifices" allowed human interaction, so they have to be somewhat compatible with the human race and attractive to us.

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screwoffreg wrote...

Shepard obviously likes what he sees in Tali's face enough to "get it on". I would've told Tali to bring some Marvin Gaye, Luther Vandross, etc for that night, but she might not understand the music.

Either way, I am guessing all of her bodily "orifices" allowed human interaction, so they have to be somewhat compatible with the human race and attractive to us.


Maybe Shep pulled a family guy and did Tali in the ear... they did say that they have something resembling an ear up there. 

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Nissun wrote...

Daralii wrote...

So they're Twi'leks then? Females don't have ears, they don't have hair, they have oddly pigmented skin... I think we have a winner!


We already have the asari.

Please oh god don't make the quarians like that. Don't ruin them. No more space elves, alien-humans, or space-cat crap like those blue people from that avatar movie. And so many, sooo many science fiction shows already.

Don't do that to science fiction, for god's sake. Don't do that to mass effect. The asari are enough for covering the "exotic science fiction where everything is pretty and breathtaking and we obviously don't want to make you feel uncomfortable for being attracted to it" philosophy.


Last I checked in THAT THREAD they were seriously discussing the moral and esthetic issues of Tali becoming a woman. For 50 pages. We're on the way, pal. You want sci-fi? Go play Mass Effect One.

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Nissun wrote...

Daralii wrote...

So they're Twi'leks then? Females don't have ears, they don't have hair, they have oddly pigmented skin... I think we have a winner!


We already have the asari.

Please oh god don't make the quarians like that. Don't ruin them. No more space elves, alien-humans, or space-cat crap like those blue people from that avatar movie. And so many, sooo many science fiction shows already.

Don't do that to science fiction, for god's sake. Don't do that to mass effect. The asari are enough for covering the "exotic science fiction where everything is pretty and breathtaking and we obviously don't want to make you feel uncomfortable for being attracted to it" philosophy.


I agree, I hate the look of the Asari.  Those head things are disgusting.:sick:

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intersect wrote...

lol, the great thing about subject lines and different topics is you get to pick what you read.

And I also just read Ascension and it says Quarians have something that pass for ears, so its most likely not elf-ears, but I saw no mention of hair or the lack-of at all

Exactly what I was about to post