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None of the female love interest are hot.


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Ryzaki wrote...

Unata wrote...

GodWood wrote...

You mean LIs FOR females?
Or female LIs for males?



LI's for females are the pits really, Garus has a nice personality but a romance with him? be like kissing a skeleton, Thane is depressing and dieing to boot, a heartache before it even starts, Jacob is an idiot.

LI's for Males are decent, Miranda is nice looking, Jack is interesting,  (I wanted to play connect the dots on her). Tali is a cutie personality wise, still not sure on her appearance even if your Shepard was still sitting there after he pulled her mask off (didn't faint anyway).

Kelly isn't really a LI, just a teddy bear to hug now and then I guess.

Males had better cutscenes (think was written by guys eh?)


Wait what? I could understand boring but where the hell is he an idiot? :huh:

Tali: You're working for Cerberus Shepard?!
Shepard: blah blah blah
blah blah blah
blah blah blah
Jacob: and don't forget to introduce yourself to the ship AI
*Shepard facepalms*

There are at least a dozen other examples . . .

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I agree... liara ftw

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thegreateski wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Unata wrote...

GodWood wrote...

You mean LIs FOR females?
Or female LIs for males?



LI's for females are the pits really, Garus has a nice personality but a romance with him? be like kissing a skeleton, Thane is depressing and dieing to boot, a heartache before it even starts, Jacob is an idiot.

LI's for Males are decent, Miranda is nice looking, Jack is interesting,  (I wanted to play connect the dots on her). Tali is a cutie personality wise, still not sure on her appearance even if your Shepard was still sitting there after he pulled her mask off (didn't faint anyway).

Kelly isn't really a LI, just a teddy bear to hug now and then I guess.

Males had better cutscenes (think was written by guys eh?)


Wait what? I could understand boring but where the hell is he an idiot? :huh:

Tali: You're working for Cerberus Shepard?!
Shepard: blah blah blah
blah blah blah
blah blah blah
Jacob: and don't forget to introduce yourself to the ship AI
*Shepard facepalms*

There are at least a dozen other examples . . .


You sure that wasn't ignorance? You're being kind of harsh on the guy. :lol:

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Take Samara's Busty Boobs and Miranda's Ass with Jacks Face and you got one REALLY HOT GAME CHARACTER... Sorry if I sound like a pig but it's totally tru..

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Ryzaki wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Unata wrote...

GodWood wrote...

You mean LIs FOR females?
Or female LIs for males?



LI's for females are the pits really, Garus has a nice personality but a romance with him? be like kissing a skeleton, Thane is depressing and dieing to boot, a heartache before it even starts, Jacob is an idiot.

LI's for Males are decent, Miranda is nice looking, Jack is interesting,  (I wanted to play connect the dots on her). Tali is a cutie personality wise, still not sure on her appearance even if your Shepard was still sitting there after he pulled her mask off (didn't faint anyway).

Kelly isn't really a LI, just a teddy bear to hug now and then I guess.

Males had better cutscenes (think was written by guys eh?)


Wait what? I could understand boring but where the hell is he an idiot? :huh:

Tali: You're working for Cerberus Shepard?!
Shepard: blah blah blah
blah blah blah
blah blah blah
Jacob: and don't forget to introduce yourself to the ship AI
*Shepard facepalms*

There are at least a dozen other examples . . .


You sure that wasn't ignorance? You're being kind of harsh on the guy. :lol:



Umm, lemme see, 17+ million Quarians floating about the stars cause some AI's kicked em off thier home world, you would think an Alliance/Cerberus operative would have heard about it.

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Unata wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Unata wrote...

GodWood wrote...

You mean LIs FOR females?
Or female LIs for males?



LI's for females are the pits really, Garus has a nice personality but a romance with him? be like kissing a skeleton, Thane is depressing and dieing to boot, a heartache before it even starts, Jacob is an idiot.

LI's for Males are decent, Miranda is nice looking, Jack is interesting,  (I wanted to play connect the dots on her). Tali is a cutie personality wise, still not sure on her appearance even if your Shepard was still sitting there after he pulled her mask off (didn't faint anyway).

Kelly isn't really a LI, just a teddy bear to hug now and then I guess.

Males had better cutscenes (think was written by guys eh?)


Wait what? I could understand boring but where the hell is he an idiot? :huh:

Tali: You're working for Cerberus Shepard?!
Shepard: blah blah blah
blah blah blah
blah blah blah
Jacob: and don't forget to introduce yourself to the ship AI
*Shepard facepalms*

There are at least a dozen other examples . . .


You sure that wasn't ignorance? You're being kind of harsh on the guy. :lol:



Umm, lemme see, 17+ million Quarians floating about the stars cause some AI's kicked em off thier home world, you would think an Alliance/Cerberus operative would have heard about it.


If you use that reasoning that every crew should know about what clicks someone else's buttons half the crew are morons. :lol:

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Unata wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Unata wrote...

GodWood wrote...

You mean LIs FOR females?
Or female LIs for males?



LI's for females are the pits really, Garus has a nice personality but a romance with him? be like kissing a skeleton, Thane is depressing and dieing to boot, a heartache before it even starts, Jacob is an idiot.

LI's for Males are decent, Miranda is nice looking, Jack is interesting,  (I wanted to play connect the dots on her). Tali is a cutie personality wise, still not sure on her appearance even if your Shepard was still sitting there after he pulled her mask off (didn't faint anyway).

Kelly isn't really a LI, just a teddy bear to hug now and then I guess.

Males had better cutscenes (think was written by guys eh?)


Wait what? I could understand boring but where the hell is he an idiot? :huh:

Tali: You're working for Cerberus Shepard?!
Shepard: blah blah blah
blah blah blah
blah blah blah
Jacob: and don't forget to introduce yourself to the ship AI
*Shepard facepalms*

There are at least a dozen other examples . . .


You sure that wasn't ignorance? You're being kind of harsh on the guy. :lol:



Umm, lemme see, 17+ million Quarians floating about the stars cause some AI's kicked em off thier home world, you would think an Alliance/Cerberus operative would have heard about it.


If you use that reasoning that every crew should know about what clicks someone else's buttons half the crew are morons. :lol:

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Tali, Thane, Jacob, and Garrus are all gorgeous. Rawr.

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NO LI FOR YOU!

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I agree with OP, I don't find any of them attractive really, especially Miranda.

I like Kelly but she's not really a proper love interest, and Samara but she must obey the 'code', and Morinth will fry your brain.



Ah well, my Shepard's staying single

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I found out what the problem is with Miranda, her face is too round.  If her face had been more angular like in Galaxy then she would have been a stunner.  Jack would have been amazingly sexy if she had a short hair style.

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Jalem001 wrote...

Tali is adorable. Granted we can't see her face but eh.

Miranda has an epic body. Kinda a weird face, but still pretty. I agree with the above post, Ashley had a better face.

I don't find Suzu unattractive. Just not really all that attractive either.


Ok who the hell checks out someone's body by describing it as "epic", thats really stupid...  :whistle:

Just pointing it out there...

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At the risk of sounding like a weird creep, if Miranda walked into my room and asked me to marry her, I wouldn't think twice lol. She is gorgeous, and Yvonne along with the writers couldn't have made her any better. She was perfection in my book.

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AlphaJarmel wrote...

I found out what the problem is with Miranda, her face is too round.  If her face had been more angular like in Galaxy then she would have been a stunner.  Jack would have been amazingly sexy if she had a short hair style.

Both Miranda and Samara have jaws like Brad Pitt.....sheeeeeesh...

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AlphaJarmel wrote...
 Jack would have been amazingly sexy if she had a short hair style.

Yea, I know exactly what you mean, always thought her hair was too long.

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Nostradamoose wrote...

AlphaJarmel wrote...
 Jack would have been amazingly sexy if she had a short hair style.

Yea, I know exactly what you mean, always thought her hair was too long.


Sigh I mean longer but in general a short hair style.

http://www.hairfinde...ions6/cbtf8.jpg

^ a length similar to that

Modifié par AlphaJarmel, 23 février 2010 - 05:03 .


#67
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I find Miranda attractive. But her romance dialogs are a let down honestly. She kinda just jumps you for no reason...maybe Shepered male has a really big p-...asset. Which would explain things given her working on your body for several years.

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I think that Ashley is hotter than Miranda.

Maybe you should look again. Ashley is fugly. Look at the side of her face for christsake! Miranda isn't perfect, but incredibly sexy. Yvonne Strahovski? Yes please.

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Selvec_Darkon wrote...

I find Miranda attractive. But her romance dialogs are a let down honestly. She kinda just jumps you for no reason...maybe Shepered male has a really big p-...asset. Which would explain things given her working on your body for several years.

I don't see how it was a letdown. The connection was there. She spent 2 years working on you coming back to life. It makes more sense than being with Tali imo. It did seem like it happened too fast, but sometimes that's all it takes. Remember that all the love interests from what I know are pretty hesitant at first. Then it progresses and turns into a romance. More dialogue would always be welcome but I'm not complaining.

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Miranda is a B*&$%, and jack isnt worth more then a one night stand.



Talis the only one with a reasonable personality, but you also cant even see her face, and shes so easily infected theres not alot of point pursing anything with her.



1st time around I banged Tali, then stuck around after the final mission to bang Miranda too, (Banged jack too on the way into it)



Must say, very dissapointed in all the sex scenes... fully clothed? WTF.... we dont need any porn, im into real chicks myself. But at least take the clothes off so we can at least imagine they are actually having sex....



Second time around i dint waste my time and just stayed faithful to Liara. The little heartwarming scene before the final battle was pretty funny.

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PS.. i never got the thing everyone had for Ashley.... she was so lame IMO....



This isnt elementary school... she was all about holding out like the jonas brothers with a promise ring. Get a life.... Not to mention her annoying threats and attitude.

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Yeah, I agree totally. It is just you. :)



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bcNimis wrote...

PS.. i never got the thing everyone had for Ashley.... she was so lame IMO....

This isnt elementary school... she was all about holding out like the jonas brothers with a promise ring. Get a life.... Not to mention her annoying threats and attitude.


How DARE you compare Ashley to the Jonas brothers?!  What a terrible insult to the Ashley fans out there. Thats just low man. Thats just low. :P

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I personally think you have to turn in your heterosexual membership card if you dont think Miranda is even a little bit hot.


I can bately stand Miranda, both in looks and personality.  Kelly annoys the ver living hell out of me.  Miranda's voice is okay, but I prefer the voice of FemShep.

Of all the female charactes in ME2, I like Tali and Dr. Chakwas the most.

Tali is adorable, and makes me want to do crazy, ignoring-my-personal-safety things for her and cuddle. The good Dorcor is just pure dignity, grace and poise; someone I'd want to treat to a horrendously expensive dinner and a broadway play, though I think she'd enjoy rations and campfire talk more.

And we can't forget Aria.  Take her out for a good time, and she'd likely to give you one, too.

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Ok, first of all, I like Miranda's face. Her only fault is she looks a lot of Mary Tyler Moore(or at least like a lot of 60s television actresses with the skintight jumpsuit). I have seen a lot of mods for Dragon Age and other PC games altering the appearance many characters, especially the female ones.
Third of all, I would like to invoke the somewhat cliche saying,"beauty is in the eye of the beholder". I watch a lot of vintage porn on Veoh( even calling it porn is a stretch, as I am lucky to see so much as a bare breast), and women prior to the 1960s were a lot heavier back then. If men's concept of beauty can change so much in 50 years, imagine how much it can change in 500.

vintage porn is the worst kind way behind tentacle hentai which is still terible.