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[L33tuberpwner]

Make sure you introduce yourself to the AI Tali.



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[Jensaber]

Karl45 wrote...

If you can't find the "perfect woman" attractive, then who is?

I totally agree with you.

Personally I think Miranda unbelieveable hot plus to make things even better her appearance is based on a real person.

[Koralis]

Unata wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

Tali: You're working for Cerberus Shepard?!
Shepard: blah blah blah
blah blah blah
blah blah blah
Jacob: and don't forget to introduce yourself to the ship AI
*Shepard facepalms*

There are at least a dozen other examples . . .

You sure that wasn't ignorance? You're being kind of harsh on the guy.

Umm, lemme see, 17+ million Quarians floating about the stars cause some AI's kicked em off thier home world, you would think an Alliance/Cerberus operative would have heard about it.

Ignorance?  Frankly, I assumed it was a little jibe at Tali for her anti-cerberus attitude and painting Jacob as a minion of satan.

[guise709]

Koralis wrote...

Unata wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

Tali: You're working for Cerberus Shepard?!
Shepard: blah blah blah
blah blah blah
blah blah blah
Jacob: and don't forget to introduce yourself to the ship AI
*Shepard facepalms*

There are at least a dozen other examples . . .

You sure that wasn't ignorance? You're being kind of harsh on the guy.

Umm, lemme see, 17+ million Quarians floating about the stars cause some AI's kicked em off thier home world, you would think an Alliance/Cerberus operative would have heard about it.

Ignorance?  Frankly, I assumed it was a little jibe at Tali for her anti-cerberus attitude and painting Jacob as a minion of satan.

Jacob introduces himself to Tali acting kind and whatnot and then Tali tells him to F__k off so that final line about the ships AI felt more like an insult then him being stupid.

[Ataradesu]

A character based on Yvonne Strahovsky, how can Miranda not be hot ? Is  that a joke ?

Jack is cool but she would look way better with hair.

Modifié par Ataradesu, 23 février 2010 - 03:56 .

[FlintlockJazz]

Koralis wrote...

Unata wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

Tali: You're working for Cerberus Shepard?!
Shepard: blah blah blah
blah blah blah
blah blah blah
Jacob: and don't forget to introduce yourself to the ship AI
*Shepard facepalms*

There are at least a dozen other examples . . .

You sure that wasn't ignorance? You're being kind of harsh on the guy.

Umm, lemme see, 17+ million Quarians floating about the stars cause some AI's kicked em off thier home world, you would think an Alliance/Cerberus operative would have heard about it.

Ignorance?  Frankly, I assumed it was a little jibe at Tali for her anti-cerberus attitude and painting Jacob as a minion of satan.

But he is...  Did he or did he not join up willingly to Cerberus?  He either knew about Cerberus' past and chose to join them anyway or he failed to do the sensible thing of looking up the known history of a potential employer, either way his fault.  He therefore has no right to complain if people then treat him as they would any member of said organisation...

[Koralis]

guise709 wrote...
Jacob introduces himself to Tali acting kind and whatnot and then Tali tells him to F__k off so that final line about the ships AI felt more like an insult then him being stupid.

Exactly.  Tali is doing the guilt-by-association thing, and Jacob is making it clear that Tali is going to be working with an AI... the Quarian mortal-enemy, basically.  The net effect is telling her that she's no different than the rest of them.

[FlintlockJazz]

Koralis wrote...

guise709 wrote...
Jacob introduces himself to Tali acting kind and whatnot and then Tali tells him to F__k off so that final line about the ships AI felt more like an insult then him being stupid.

Exactly.  Tali is doing the guilt-by-association thing, and Jacob is making it clear that Tali is going to be working with an AI... the Quarian mortal-enemy, basically.  The net effect is telling her that she's no different than the rest of them.

He knowingly and willingly joined up with a known terrorist organisation and then whines when people make the assumption that he is a Cerberus lackey?  The guy is a fooking idiot, seriously.  "I joined because I wanted to make a difference, but I don't trust TiM..."  Christ, if that's not the stupidest justifications for joining a terrorist group I don't know, well done Jacob you are making a difference by helping terrorism. *Golf clap*

[Max Zenathar]

My female shepard liked Jack the most as a LI because they both have a similar background (origin: colonist, rep: ruthless) and they are both renagade. Its too bad they cant romance they would be perfect together.

*imagines Jack on top of Shepard...*

Damn u Bioware!

[ian528]

Truth being they actually got Miranda very close in the face to Yvonne Strahovski.

http://www.imdb.com/...73536/nm2088803

I will let that picture determine how close the body model is.

[Vettguy]

ian528 wrote...

Truth being they actually got Miranda very close in the face to Yvonne Strahovski.
http://www.imdb.com/...73536/nm2088803
I will let that picture determine how close the body model is.

Everything is a pretty close match.  The only thing that doesn't match is their ass, sadly.  You can find some pictures on the web, but Yvonne doesn't really have an ass at all.  Don't get me wrong, it's still nice but not Miranda nice.

[MJSunday]

Ataradesu wrote...



A character based on Yvonne Strahovsky, how can Miranda not be hot ? Is  that a joke ?

Jack is cool but she would look way better with hair.

Yvonne Strahovsky is hot... No problem there. However I something about her didn't translate into the game. Not quite sure what though.

[Max Brodie]

MJSunday wrote...

Ataradesu wrote...



A character based on Yvonne Strahovsky, how can Miranda not be hot ? Is  that a joke ?

Jack is cool but she would look way better with hair.

Yvonne Strahovsky is hot... No problem there. However I something about her didn't translate into the game. Not quite sure what though.

I agree Yvonne Strahovsky is very hot in the flesh, but as you say something went amiss with the digital recreation.  I think I know what it is.  To me, her nose looks really fat and wide ingame.

Even with that said Miranda is the hottest L.I. by a country mile, that body is indeed perfection of the female form.

Non-L.I.-wise I think that Jentha (sp), the Blue Sun Leuitenant that you speak to and then kill during the Archangel recruitment mission is pretty hot. 

Also, of course all Hanar's are smokin!

[Inverness Moon]

VasQuipQuip wrote...

Miranda is a fox dude.

Indeed, Miranda is referred to as "vixen" several times in the game code and configuration apparently.

[LiquidGrape]

Miranda still looks like a balloon-animal to me.
I have a hard time finding anything attractive that was so obviously designed to be attractive.
Uncanny valley ad nauseam, so to speak.

[DarthCaine]

None of the female love interest are hot

Hmm....

[apk117]

They weren't bad, but none were on the level of Liara/Ashley for me.

[HypesterHypester]

Miranda doesn't seem any more attractive than Ashley to me. Maybe it's because she's so pale... maybe it's "uncanny valley" but I don't find anything attractive at all in her face. At all. And Ashley has a personality, so she wins.



Yvonne is VERY attractive. Miranda is absolutely not. Compare Charlize Therone with her character in Monster, then pixelate the latter.



No amount of badonk can make an unattractive girl attractive to me. -shrug-



Samara is a step up, but she does have Brad Pitt's jawline, lol. Jack could have been attractive, and perhaps for guys who go for that, she's all the more hot.



Kelly is actually attractive in the face, but that horrid stripper outfit is more a turn off than Miranda's pastiness. *facepalm* But she's not an LI, not really. *facepalm*

[Lord Abrasion]

Unata wrote...

Kelly isn't really a LI, just a teddy bear to hug now and then I guess.

Which is a shame. I hope they put her in ME3 and make her a real LI.

[FlyinElk212]

So, I has a question. Is that REALLY Megan Fox, and did she really pose for the Jack modeling, or is it just some impressive photoshopping?

[Scottthesnow]

Awww, she probably donated her hair for cancer. Wait to go meg!


Edit: Oh and Aethyta pwns all.

Modifié par Scottthesnow, 24 février 2010 - 07:02 .

[Toxik King]

Them not being real sort of put me off. They don't look that real either (am I the only one who laughed at Miranda?). The only one that looks realistic (Tali doesn't count) is Kelly (Jack is just creepy), but I'm pretty sure she's the one with scale itch.

[Ataradesu]

Miranda'a face is pretty, no matter if her nose is "flat ingame" ...

[el-pinko-grande]

I'd like Miranda more if her features were a bit less exaggerated. From the back she could be Kim Kardashian. That doesn't work for me, not only because I don't like that look, but because it makes me hard for me to buy her as an elite Cerberus operative.



And I totally think Jack is hot. The shaved head and the ink work for me.