Matchups are as follows:
Jacob vs. Kaidan
Miranda vs. Ashley
Samara vs. Benezia
Aria vs. Aethyta
Emily Wong vs. Al-Jilani
Donnelly vs. Udina
Boo vs. Volus Biotic God
More match-ups will be posted as people come up with more.
Who would win a fight...? (V2)
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Arhka
, févr. 22 2010 06:19
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#2
Posté 22 février 2010 - 06:22
SarEnyaDor
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Kaidan - he could throw as well as pull LOL
Miranda - slam rocks
Samara - because *I* could take out Benezia
Aria - she IS Omega
Emily Wong - because Al-Jilani is still dizzy from my right hook
Donnelly - he'd totally kick Udina in the daddy bags
Boo - because the bars bend and twist with my beserker strength!
Miranda - slam rocks
Samara - because *I* could take out Benezia
Aria - she IS Omega
Emily Wong - because Al-Jilani is still dizzy from my right hook
Donnelly - he'd totally kick Udina in the daddy bags
Boo - because the bars bend and twist with my beserker strength!
#3
Posté 22 février 2010 - 06:23
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Both die
Miranda, Ash would kill herself after listening to the "I'm perfect." speach
Seriously?
Aethyta
Wong, Al-Jilani is severely weakened by the repeated blows to the head.
Udina, fist clench and it's all over
Tie.
Miranda, Ash would kill herself after listening to the "I'm perfect." speach
Seriously?
Aethyta
Wong, Al-Jilani is severely weakened by the repeated blows to the head.
Udina, fist clench and it's all over
Tie.
#4
Posté 22 février 2010 - 06:23
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Jacob vs. Kaidan WINNER= Jacob (guy is buff to high heaven)
Miranda vs. Ashley WINNER= Miranda (as much as i love Ash, Miranda is stronger then Ash)
Samara vs. Benezia WINNER= Benezia (she is a full Matriach (spelling?) and WAY older then Samara)
Aria vs. Aethyta WINNER= Aria (she runs Omega for crying out loud)
Emily Wong vs. Al-Jilani WINNER= None (reporters are not people)
Donnelly vs. Udina WINNER= Udina (everyone knows he has a shotgun)
Boo vs. Volus Biotic God WINNER= Boo (would rip out the Biotic gods eyes)
CAN I MAKE SOME MATCH-UPS!
#5
Posté 22 février 2010 - 06:26
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Kaidan.
Jacob's blandness is no match for the Kai.
Ashley.
Would just shoot Miranda in the kneecaps while Miranda is doing her hair.
Samara.
What did Benezia ever do to you?
Aethetya.
I get the feeling Aethe could bust heads if she really wanted to.
Emily Wong.
Because Al-Jilani never wins.
Donnely.
Udina's glass jaw is well documented.
Biotic God.
How dare you question his awesome power?
Jacob's blandness is no match for the Kai.
Ashley.
Would just shoot Miranda in the kneecaps while Miranda is doing her hair.
Samara.
What did Benezia ever do to you?
Aethetya.
I get the feeling Aethe could bust heads if she really wanted to.
Emily Wong.
Because Al-Jilani never wins.
Donnely.
Udina's glass jaw is well documented.
Biotic God.
How dare you question his awesome power?
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Posté 22 février 2010 - 06:27
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Kaidan if he can get in close. As Jacob uses a pistol and Shotgun then Kaidan is getting in close.
Ashley = Guns Miranda = Guns and Biotics Miranda wins.
Benezia commando unit over Samara
Aria: resources would overcompensate over Aethyta on her own.
Al-Jilani can take a punch and come back for seconds. Shes not going down.
As for Donnelly vs. Udina...Have you ever seen Snatch? I think he's got a bit oo' Pikey in 'em
Had to look up Boo. If Niftu Cal(biotic god) has a snake or ferret then Niftu Wins. If not then ionno
Ashley = Guns Miranda = Guns and Biotics Miranda wins.
Benezia commando unit over Samara
Aria: resources would overcompensate over Aethyta on her own.
Al-Jilani can take a punch and come back for seconds. Shes not going down.
As for Donnelly vs. Udina...Have you ever seen Snatch? I think he's got a bit oo' Pikey in 'em
Had to look up Boo. If Niftu Cal(biotic god) has a snake or ferret then Niftu Wins. If not then ionno
#7
Posté 22 février 2010 - 06:52
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Kaidan is one of the best biotics in the Alliance.
Ashley has more guns Miranda has biotics but crap weapons (biotics dont work on shields) one shot from Ashley's sniper rifle and Miranda's head will be rolling across the floor.
Samara Benezia got tierd awfuly quick.
Aria The rumor that she took on Wrex and lived is a big enough reason.
Emily Wong Shepard would punch Al- Jilani for her.
Donnelly he may be an engineer but he is still a solder first, every member of the military gets combat training.
Volus Biotic God The great biotic wind will blow Boo away.
Ashley has more guns Miranda has biotics but crap weapons (biotics dont work on shields) one shot from Ashley's sniper rifle and Miranda's head will be rolling across the floor.
Samara Benezia got tierd awfuly quick.
Aria The rumor that she took on Wrex and lived is a big enough reason.
Emily Wong Shepard would punch Al- Jilani for her.
Donnelly he may be an engineer but he is still a solder first, every member of the military gets combat training.
Volus Biotic God The great biotic wind will blow Boo away.
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Posté 22 février 2010 - 07:00
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Valmy wrote...
How about:
My Dad vs. Your Dad?
Fine, my dad is ex infantry in the British army. He served in Afganistan, Iraq, Bosnia and did peace keeping in Ireland and Kenya. He was also a boxing champion in the military out of Royal air force, army, and royal Navy.
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Posté 22 février 2010 - 07:02
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Funkcase wrote...
Valmy wrote...
How about:
My Dad vs. Your Dad?
Fine, my dad is ex infantry in the British army. He served in Afganistan, Iraq, Bosnia and did peace keeping in Ireland and Kenya. He was also a boxing champion in the military out of Royal air force, army, and royal Navy.
Wow ok your Dad would definitely win.
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Posté 22 février 2010 - 07:04
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- Jacob: shotgun...
- Miranda: warp slam bang!
- Samara vs. Benezia: tough one, but I bet on the justicar to win the fight. The code is strong with this one!
- Aria: no contest here, she IS omega!
- Al-Jilani hasthe advantage if she starts using her camera bot as a weapon...Then again, Emily can always ask Shepard to punch Al-Jilani.
- Donnelly : in the daddy bags, man!
- Volus Biotic God because he's a god!
- Miranda: warp slam bang!
- Samara vs. Benezia: tough one, but I bet on the justicar to win the fight. The code is strong with this one!
- Aria: no contest here, she IS omega!
- Al-Jilani hasthe advantage if she starts using her camera bot as a weapon...Then again, Emily can always ask Shepard to punch Al-Jilani.
- Donnelly : in the daddy bags, man!
- Volus Biotic God because he's a god!
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Posté 22 février 2010 - 07:11
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Funkcase wrote...
Valmy wrote...
How about:
My Dad vs. Your Dad?
Fine, my dad is ex infantry in the British army. He served in Afganistan, Iraq, Bosnia and did peace keeping in Ireland and Kenya. He was also a boxing champion in the military out of Royal air force, army, and royal Navy.
Well my dad is satan incarnate and can flay people alive...with his mind!!!
Kaiden v Jacob= Kaiden...whitey always wins
Miranda v Ashley= Miranda, Ash would try boring her to death with poetry only to be SLAMMED
Benezia v Samara= Samara, Benezia has the stamina of a 99 year old human.
Aria v Aethyta= Aria...don't f*** with her
Reporters don't have souls...like gingers.
Udina v Donnely= Donnely, he would beam him up.
Boo v Biotic God= Boo...because he comes hand in hand with Minsc.
#13
Posté 22 février 2010 - 07:18
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Jacob vs. Kaidan: Kaidan gets wishy washy about fighting, so instead he invites Jacob over to his favorite monitor panel to watch some Extranet porn. The two of them wipe sweat off their brow when Shepard walks by. Lets call that a draw.
Miranda vs. Ashley: Tough call but I'll say Ashley. Pink armor stops bullets much better than latex.
Samara vs. Benezia: Since the power of an Asari is determined by the size of their cleavage, Benezia will win by a narrow margin. (see what I did there?)
Aria vs. Aethyta: Aethya would decimate Aria by kicking her in quads she didn't even know she had.
Emily Wong vs. Al-Jilani: Emily. Clearly Al-Jilani can't take a punch.
Donnelly vs. Udina: Udina is outraged as Donnely kicks him right in the Daddybags.
Boo vs. Volus Biotic God: Boo. Boo beats everyone on this list with optics.
Miranda vs. Ashley: Tough call but I'll say Ashley. Pink armor stops bullets much better than latex.
Samara vs. Benezia: Since the power of an Asari is determined by the size of their cleavage, Benezia will win by a narrow margin. (see what I did there?)
Aria vs. Aethyta: Aethya would decimate Aria by kicking her in quads she didn't even know she had.
Emily Wong vs. Al-Jilani: Emily. Clearly Al-Jilani can't take a punch.
Donnelly vs. Udina: Udina is outraged as Donnely kicks him right in the Daddybags.
Boo vs. Volus Biotic God: Boo. Boo beats everyone on this list with optics.
