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#26
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Reaverwind wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

ejoslin wrote...

I found the Leliana scene with a female extremely funny. I'm a straight woman, and even *I* know that two women having sex would NOT be like that!


Strap-on?


ROFL - Good one. Did they have those in the Middle Ages?


Ask Wynne, she finds one in the Wonders of Thedas shop. "Hmmm, long, round and made of jade.. oh my.."Being an older gent myself, I'm sad a romance with Wynne is not permitted. :)

Modifié par Trefalen, 23 février 2010 - 01:20 .


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RobinMichelleB

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Reaverwind wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

ejoslin wrote...

I found the Leliana scene with a female extremely funny. I'm a straight woman, and even *I* know that two women having sex would NOT be like that!


Strap-on?


ROFL - Good one. Did they have those in the Middle Ages?


http://en.wikipedia....trap_on#History Have existed since ancient times. As someone who studies the Middle Ages, I can tell you that a lot of stuff existed then that you might not have thought. Posted Image

Modifié par RobinMichelleB, 23 février 2010 - 01:35 .


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RobinMichelleB wrote...

Reaverwind wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

ejoslin wrote...

I found the Leliana scene with a female extremely funny. I'm a straight woman, and even *I* know that two women having sex would NOT be like that!


Strap-on?


ROFL - Good one. Did they have those in the Middle Ages?


http://en.wikipedia....trap_on#History Have existed since ancient times. As someone who studies the Middle Ages, I can tell you that a lot of stuff existed then that you might not have thought. Posted Image


They forgot clay in the materials for ancient times :innocent:

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oh dear god there's w ikipedia article for *everything* now...

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i was disgusted, to put it politely.

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melkathi

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soignee wrote...

oh dear god there's w ikipedia article for *everything* now...


The internet is a scary place.

Out of curiosity I once put "should" into the google search bar.
It autocompleted with "shave my pubic area"

I was left so speechless I forgot to screenshot.

Hasn't happened again though.

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ejoslin

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Heh, I hope that wasn't a work place computer . . .

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RobinMichelleB wrote...
 As someone who studies the Middle Ages, I can tell you that a lot of stuff existed then that you might not have thought. Posted Image


Sadly, I've come to realise that people probably haven't changed much since we used to club women over the head and drag them to the cave. Posted Image

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ckriley wrote...

After watching the love scene between my female PC (the one in my avatar, in fact) and Leliana.  Seriously, it's like I was watching Skinemax or something.  Luckily, I live alone so I didn't have to explain to a wife or girlfriend what the hell it was I was playing.  That would have been embarrassing.

It's not that the love scene was graphic or anything.  It's actually the same exact love scene between a male PC and a female character.  But replace the male model with my female avatar rolling around in her underwear with Leliana and you get the picture.

I dont' think I'll be doing that again, I was just curious to see how same sex relationships were handled in DAO.  And as a result I feel...slightly dirty. :P

just dont do the desires when you fight the demon in redcliff lol

ya this game freaked my dad out its rather fun:P

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social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/47/index/645147 RAWR <- read my musings on the scene


I make myself feel better by saying they're using a strap on because you know  the Wonders of Thedas really did have some exotic items.

Lol at the wikipedia... this  "A double-penetration ****** was found in ancient France, but its use is lost to time." that explains it Posted Image

Modifié par Lenimph, 23 février 2010 - 03:15 .


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EccentricSage

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"A double-penetration ****** was found in ancient France, but its use is lost to time."

*Dying of hysterics*  Do they mean besides the obvious?!?!  XD

Modifié par EccentricSage, 23 février 2010 - 08:06 .


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RobinMichelleB

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Yeah, I'm not sure what other use it would have... LoL

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Herr Uhl

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RobinMichelleB wrote...

Yeah, I'm not sure what other use it would have... LoL


Two males?

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The love scenes in Dragon Age has forever limped my sexual appetite.

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ejoslin wrote...

Heh, I hope that wasn't a work place computer . . .


I am freelance/selfemployd :D
And with the stuff that does come up at work, this stuff wouldn't worry me.

Last office I worked at I caught the student intern surfing porn though :innocent:

On subject.

While digging foundations at work (work)

We found this:
not 100% safe for work ... approx 300 BC.
:blink::blink:

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Sabriana

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Oh hey, the Romans had them hanging all over their house as decorations, you know.

Perhaps even as coat..., I mean cloak-hangers and wind-chimes.

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RobinMichelleB wrote...

Reaverwind wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

ejoslin wrote...

I found the Leliana scene with a female extremely funny. I'm a straight woman, and even *I* know that two women having sex would NOT be like that!


Strap-on?


ROFL - Good one. Did they have those in the Middle Ages?


http://en.wikipedia....trap_on#History Have existed since ancient times. As someone who studies the Middle Ages, I can tell you that a lot of stuff existed then that you might not have thought. Posted Image


LOL - There was never a truer saying than, "The more things change, the more things stay the same."

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The romans also had statues of Mercury along some roads, sporting a giant erect phallus that pointed in the direction of where it was the road was leading. I wonder if any "lonely" travelers might have stopped and um..."payed their respects" to the god.



In the realm of sex, you will find that there really is nothing new under the sun, and people have been doing things from the creative, to the downright strange, for eons.



I believe the invention of the ****** predates the wheel. Shows you where our priorities are...


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Ah, such a bad group of girls here.Posted Image

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

The romans also had statues of Mercury along some roads, sporting a giant erect phallus that pointed in the direction of where it was the road was leading. I wonder if any "lonely" travelers might have stopped and um..."payed their respects" to the god.

In the realm of sex, you will find that there really is nothing new under the sun, and people have been doing things from the creative, to the downright strange, for eons.

I believe the invention of the ****** predates the wheel. Shows you where our priorities are...


*dies laughing*

And Helios, 'bad girls'? What do you think we talk about when we are not in mixed company, heh? I'm probably giving out union secrets, but we don't talk about clothing, hair, and movie-stars. We just tell the guys that, to keep them from worrying.

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Sabriana wrote...

And Helios, 'bad girls'? What do you think we talk about when we are not in mixed company, heh? I'm probably giving out union secrets, but we don't talk about clothing, hair, and movie-stars. We just tell the guys that, to keep them from worrying.


So you discuss the history of dildos when men aren't around? Awesome!

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Helios969 wrote...

Ah, such a bad group of girls here.Posted Image



Now, now, don't get all excited. Posted Image

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Sabriana wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

The romans also had statues of Mercury along some roads, sporting a giant erect phallus that pointed in the direction of where it was the road was leading. I wonder if any "lonely" travelers might have stopped and um..."payed their respects" to the god.

In the realm of sex, you will find that there really is nothing new under the sun, and people have been doing things from the creative, to the downright strange, for eons.

I believe the invention of the ****** predates the wheel. Shows you where our priorities are...


*dies laughing*

And Helios, 'bad girls'? What do you think we talk about when we are not in mixed company, heh? I'm probably giving out union secrets, but we don't talk about clothing, hair, and movie-stars. We just tell the guys that, to keep them from worrying.


Oh, I know.  When I was 16-17, I was in a college that was 99% women.  They frequently forgot I was around, and probably only noticed me because of my bright red cheeks!

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Herr Uhl wrote...

Sabriana wrote...

And Helios, 'bad girls'? What do you think we talk about when we are not in mixed company, heh? I'm probably giving out union secrets, but we don't talk about clothing, hair, and movie-stars. We just tell the guys that, to keep them from worrying.


So you discuss the history of dildos when men aren't around? Awesome!




Not only the history, Herr Uhl, muahahhahah.:devil:

I feel for you, Helios. In my Uni days we had one guy in our 'Women's Health' course. He needed a health course, and this one was the only course that still had a free space. Poor guy. I don't think I ever saw his face in class. It was either buried in a book, or he looked down.

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Herr Uhl

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Meh, just discussing dildos in general is no fun.



I imagined it as people sitting in a room and discussing the merits of the 14:th century crucifix model while puffing on pipes and saying quite and indeed very often.