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Helios969

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Sabriana wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sabriana wrote...

And Helios, 'bad girls'? What do you think we talk about when we are not in mixed company, heh? I'm probably giving out union secrets, but we don't talk about clothing, hair, and movie-stars. We just tell the guys that, to keep them from worrying.


So you discuss the history of dildos when men aren't around? Awesome!




Not only the history, Herr Uhl, muahahhahah.:devil:

I feel for you, Helios. In my Uni days we had one guy in our 'Women's Health' course. He needed a health course, and this one was the only course that still had a free space. Poor guy. I don't think I ever saw his face in class. It was either buried in a book, or he looked down.


I don't regret the situation at all.  At times it was shocking, yes, and learned women in their clicks are worse than a group of drunk soldiers.  But because of the situation, I got to date many women who were, well ... experienced - some more than twice my age.   What 16-17 year old guy wouldn't want to receive that sort of education when compared to the typical prude girl of the same age most end up dating.  I missed out on prom and most of the high school rites of passage, but a fair exchange I would say.  Definitely good memories.

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Helios969 wrote...

Sabriana wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

The romans also had statues of Mercury along some roads, sporting a giant erect phallus that pointed in the direction of where it was the road was leading. I wonder if any "lonely" travelers might have stopped and um..."payed their respects" to the god.

In the realm of sex, you will find that there really is nothing new under the sun, and people have been doing things from the creative, to the downright strange, for eons.

I believe the invention of the ****** predates the wheel. Shows you where our priorities are...


*dies laughing*

And Helios, 'bad girls'? What do you think we talk about when we are not in mixed company, heh? I'm probably giving out union secrets, but we don't talk about clothing, hair, and movie-stars. We just tell the guys that, to keep them from worrying.


Oh, I know.  When I was 16-17, I was in a college that was 99% women.  They frequently forgot I was around, and probably only noticed me because of my bright red cheeks!


Oh look, now you're all red and splotchy. Posted Image

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melkathi wrote...

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As opposed to ME2, which is all about TEH SEX!!!  Seriously, those were some of the hottest love scenes I'd seen in a video game.


Haven't played that since I didn't like ME1.

But since you play on PC:
Here

Just so you don't say I never did anything for you :P




Oh...my...god.

I will NEVER look at Dragon Age the same again.

Ever.

Edit:  Ever.

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RobinMichelleB wrote...

Helios969 wrote...

Sabriana wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

The romans also had statues of Mercury along some roads, sporting a giant erect phallus that pointed in the direction of where it was the road was leading. I wonder if any "lonely" travelers might have stopped and um..."payed their respects" to the god.

In the realm of sex, you will find that there really is nothing new under the sun, and people have been doing things from the creative, to the downright strange, for eons.

I believe the invention of the ****** predates the wheel. Shows you where our priorities are...


*dies laughing*

And Helios, 'bad girls'? What do you think we talk about when we are not in mixed company, heh? I'm probably giving out union secrets, but we don't talk about clothing, hair, and movie-stars. We just tell the guys that, to keep them from worrying.


Oh, I know.  When I was 16-17, I was in a college that was 99% women.  They frequently forgot I was around, and probably only noticed me because of my bright red cheeks!


Oh look, now you're all red and splotchy. Posted Image


The embarrasment part? No.  The forgotten part, most definitely.Posted Image

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Trefalen wrote...

It's a game and you were completing a part of the storyline. That's what I'm telling myself lol
My Girlfriend thinks it's funny, she said I imposed hetro standards on an alternate choice of partners (I'm male, playing a girl in game and didn't want to hook up with any male characters) lol


I'd tell ur GF that it's just fun to watch two pretty girls go at it haha but that may be just me LOL
As for the underwear issue everyone comments about... all i got to say is that I know some girls that find it kinkier that way... Maker bless COSMO Magazine and pretty women who lez out

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Eudaemonium wrote...

They're standing on Oghren.


I really like the way you think.

Also, I take it that the OP hasn't had a ****** dwarf scene yet. The one with Zevran, I mean.

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brain_damage wrote...

Eudaemonium wrote...

They're standing on Oghren.


I really like the way you think.

Also, I take it that the OP hasn't had a ****** dwarf scene yet. The one with Zevran, I mean.


I'd hate to see Zevran be the catcher in that affair.  Considering girth and all.

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The way you wrote that made me imagine a game of dwarf toss between the companions. Our hero's gonna be the ball and they're gonna throw him around. The team that doesn't manage to catch him when he's thrown in the air gets to wash the dishes for the next two weeks.

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ckriley wrote...

melkathi wrote...

ckriley wrote...


As opposed to ME2, which is all about TEH SEX!!!  Seriously, those were some of the hottest love scenes I'd seen in a video game.


Haven't played that since I didn't like ME1.

But since you play on PC:
Here

Just so you don't say I never did anything for you :P




Oh...my...god.

I will NEVER look at Dragon Age the same again.

Ever.

Edit:  Ever.


My advice: Don't try that mod out.

I am not opposed to adult mods. If they are taken as just people fooling around and having a laugh, then they can be just that, a laugh. But some things get a bit too pornographic.
Same as the prostitution mods for Fallout 3...

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Rofl my mom walked in and decided to pretend to take interest and the first thing she saw was the name of this post " i feel dirty".




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ckriley wrote...
Luckily, I live alone so I didn't have to explain to a wife or girlfriend what the hell it was I was playing.  That would have been embarrassing.

I'd lol.  Then have my male elf do Zevran.  :D

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"Bad Girls", huh? heh heh...



That mod looks pretty promising. I mean, really... you use your computer for videogames, you use your computer for porn, why not multitask? I'm going to be so super efficient now.

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EccentricSage wrote...

"Bad Girls", huh? heh heh...

That mod looks pretty promising. I mean, really... you use your computer for videogames, you use your computer for porn, why not multitask? I'm going to be so super efficient now.


The adult mods you can find on Dragon Age Nexus are graphic.

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ckriley wrote...

EccentricSage wrote...

"Bad Girls", huh? heh heh...

That mod looks pretty promising. I mean, really... you use your computer for videogames, you use your computer for porn, why not multitask? I'm going to be so super efficient now.


The adult mods you can find on Dragon Age Nexus are graphic.


...that's the point of pornography...right...? :huh:

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There are three different levels of spice to those mods so that you can choose how explicit the mod is. There's the mild, which is like the regular scene in the game except sans clothes. The medium has longer scenes with more "variety". The zesty is longer still and adds more explicit, ummmm, interactions.

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Have to give those modders credit though, they um...put in some work.

lol