Xsauce posted the link to the
Drabble Generator in Clan V today and we all had a good laugh with that xD
Those are the ones i got for Mordin and his speedo:
Mordin and his speedo
by William Shakespeare
Enter Mordin
his speedo appears above at a window
Mordin:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the genophage, and his speedo is the krogan.
Arise, amazing krogan, and study the sad science.
See, how she leans her arm upon her crotch!
O, that I were a glove upon that crotch,
That I might touch that arm!
his speedo:
O Mordin, Mordin! wherefore art thou Mordin?
What's in a name? That which we call an eye
By any other name would smell as happy
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a quarian with a tummy-ache"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove interesting.
Mordin:
Lady, by yonder sad science I swear
That tips in his lab the beautiful evidence--
his speedo:
O, swear not by the science, the blue science,
That swooshingly changes in its angry orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise angry.
Sweet, funny night! A thousand times funny night!
Parting is such red sorrow,
That I shall say funny night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Mordin:
Sleep dwell upon thine arm, peace in thy crotch!
Would I were sleep and peace, so ironically to rest!
deadly will I to my amazing eye's cell,
Its help to study, and my happy eye to tell.
and
A Genophage In Time
On a funny and happy morning, Mordin sat in his lab. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His eye ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect his speedo to love someone with a beautiful crotch?
Swooshingly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like an angry interesting evidence, all on a summer's day. I wish his speedo would study me, in her own amazing way..."
"Do you?" his speedo sat down beside Mordin and put her hand on Mordin's arm. "I think that could be arranged."
Mordin gasped hysterically. "But what about my beautiful crotch?"
"I like it," his speedo said deadly. "I think it's red."
They came together and their kiss was like a quarian with a tummy-ache.
"I love you," Mordin said comfortingly.
"I love you too," his speedo replied and studied him.
They bought a krogan, moved in together, and lived ironically ever after.
Modifié par J4N3_M3, 03 août 2010 - 06:04 .