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[barbati99]

Anybody like the Reapers and want to see more of them, get in here!

[The Lord of Space]

femshep/reaper romance me3 plz

[Azint]

Ah yes, "Reapers"...

[Azint]

double damnit

Modifié par Azint, 23 février 2010 - 06:45 .

[Lothial]

I am prepared for ascension.

[cutthecameras]

I'm thinking in the ultimate way of saying "there is no such thing as pure evil in the Mass Effect universe" at least one of the Reapers may join you and become your ship for ME3.*



*not really.

[Homebound]

Reapers shall devour your sanity!

[Amethyst Deceiver]

ah yes "r(e)apists"

[The Lord of Space]

Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect immortal machine?

[Vayryn]

A Reaper is essentially a genetic Jell-O mould (orange-lemon-flavoured judging by the colour of the contents of the tubes feeding the Human Reaper; the gray genetic goo, we imagine, are the horse hooves and fingernails that make gelatin) that spends its days as an interstellar, albeit militant, Jehovah's Witness.



How would the space be divvied up between all of the billions of minds? Would I have my own spacious consciousness condominium with a deck and patio from which to observe the twisted, burning wreckage of galactic civilization as we darken the sky of every world? Or would I be trapped for all eternity in a tiny studio apartment near the exhaust port, splitting the rent with Lars, who only barely passed the Reapers' genetic acceptability threshold and plays music at odd hours?



What if being incorporated into a Reaper turns out to be no different from what happens now? We are each a nation, but someone has to calibrate the guns, clean the engines, and feed the fish. What if being part of a Reaper just means being trapped on an alternate Normandy where, lacking the ability to leave and return, the dialogue never advances?



On the real Normandy, I have my own quarters, my own bathroom, a projection television (only gets two channels, Military History and Weather), poker night, a drunk medical technician with access to a reconstructive surgical apparatus, a spacious garage, an open-minded secretary, and a quarian.

[drakkan1021]

We have dismissed that claim.

[chaos-zhan]

i want to be part of them.

[Keltoris]

I find their lack of cookies disturbing.

[valsitsor]

unless in M3 we find out that Reapers can get smallpox, every1 is so owned.

Modifié par valsitsor, 23 février 2010 - 08:00 .

[valsitsor]

cutthecameras wrote...

I'm thinking in the ultimate way of saying "there is no such thing as pure evil in the Mass Effect universe" at least one of the Reapers may join you and become your ship for ME3.*

*not really.

the notion of Evil is just a point of view

[Symbolz]

Keltoris wrote...

I find their lack of cookies disturbing.

That's the real reason for the Reaper invasion.  They have no cookies in their land. They must remedy this.

[Lord_Metal666]

valsitsor wrote...

unless in M3 we find out that Reapers can get smallpox, every1 is so owned.

I'm with you on this one.

I've got my emperal march mp3 on standby.

[toezz]

I want Chuck Norris as Reaper leader in ME3!
And Steven Segal as recruitable squadmember.. 

Modifié par toezz, 23 février 2010 - 08:09 .

[Alexandus]

Quickly! Gather up all Batarians as a sacrifice to our reaper lords!



...and throw in Ambassador Udina, The Pink Hippie Quarian Admiral, and the Turian Councilor while we're at it.



Soon Commander Shepard and the Human Reaper shall fuse into one unstoppable being...Sheaper.

[b1n0ry]

I want my salvation through destruction.

[Keltoris]

Symbol117 wrote...

Keltoris wrote...

I find their lack of cookies disturbing.

That's the real reason for the Reaper invasion.  They have no cookies in their land. They must remedy this.

But surely they could just lurk in the cookie factories of the galaxy, spihoning off their fill for all eternity.