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[Burdokva]

With the sequel, it's sealed - the Reapers love one-liners, the more epic and bombastic, the better . So, if you had the chance to write the ultimate one line dialogue of your own reaper - "vanguards of destruction", "salvation through destruction" - what would it be? Assume direct control, and make the Galaxy tremble... or laugh.    

[Zafezase]

"Ah yes, 'Reapers'."

[renatoln]

"('insert words') destruction"

[The Angry One]

"DIRECT CONTROL WILL BE ASSUMED."



"FEEL THIS. FEEL IT. I COMMAND YOU."



"YOU WILL ASCEND WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT."



"PULL MY FINGER."

[Homebound]

[Homebound]

It’s pretty much.



It hurts.



I’m H A P P Y . . .



Ness… Ness… Ness…



nessnessnessnessnessnessnessnessnessnessness







It hurts, Ness… …I’m h…a…p…p…y… …friends… …It hurts, …it

hurts… Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness,

Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness,

Ness….. …go… b… a… c…k… …Ness… I feel… g… o… o… d…

…I’m so sad… …..Ness

[NICKjnp]

"WE HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR A BILLION YEARS... SO TAKE IT!"

[Lothial]

We have candy.

[Gill Kaiser]

"Your species is as nothing."

"Cower before us."

"Surrender now and you may be awarded transcendence."

"You do not comprehend our power."

"Bow to our dominion."

[Homebound]

"YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"

[The Angry One]

Oh and while Harbinger is ripping another game off wholesale with his schemes....



"YOU SHALL BE AS GODS"

[Dockerr]

"Civilizations have fallen before us; what makes you think you are different?"



"The cycle is complete"



"Transcendence through annihilation"



or less seriously



"We're here to wipe out sentient life and chew bubble gum. And we're all out of gum."



"I'm on ur planets killin ur cities pew pew"

[InvaderErl]

YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED

YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED

LOOK AT YOU HACKER

DON'T RUN WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS.

[Ileanos07]

"I am commander Reaper and this is my favourite genocide!"

[kraidy1117]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!



sorry just had to....

[Talogrungi]

YOU ARE INSIGNIFICANT
I .. AM .. REAPER
I AM THE SENTINEL OF YOUR INSANITY ACHIEVEMENT

[Gill Kaiser]

Man, you guys all suck.

[SaintlPatrick]

We come in peace.

[The Angry One]

Gill Kaiser wrote...

Man, you guys all suck.

That's the worst Reaper one liner ever.

[InvaderErl]

Gill Kaiser wrote...

Man, you guys all suck.

No YOU suck.

[Gill Kaiser]

The Angry One wrote...

Gill Kaiser wrote...

Man, you guys all suck.

That's the worst Reaper one liner ever.

That's the Volus Reaper's contribution.

[NICKjnp]

"CANDY GRAM!"
"LAND SHARK!"

Modifié par NICKjnp, 23 février 2010 - 07:10 .

[threetwoonezerofour]

directly assuming your control

[Never]

Zafezase wrote...

"Ah yes, 'Reapers'."

Lol!

[Talogrungi]

IMMA CHARGIN MAH JUICER