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[Jzadek72]

YOU ARE NOTHING BUT INSECTS TO US, CREATURES TO BE CRUSHED BENEATH THE FIST OF THE GREAT REAPERS... WE WOULD CALL YOUR ATTACKS BLASHEMY, IF THEY COULD BE REFERRED TO AS ATTACKS... EMBRACE THE GODS BEFORE YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO

[crimsonrhodelia]

WE CAN HAS CHEEZBURGAT?

[addiction21]

buy waffles

[Vaenier]

"Ah yes, 'the Council'. The group of government leaders who are in charge of the galaxy. We have dismissed such claims."
"I am your father..."
Shepard: "Soverign?! You were dead!" Nazara: "I got better."
"Sapient life is a virus, a plague on the galaxy. You spread without care, infecting world after world till no star is left untainted by your blight. We are your salvation through your destruction. We maintain the balance of the universe. You live because we allow it, you will die because we demand it. Goodbye Shepard-Commander."

Modifié par Vaenier, 23 février 2010 - 09:21 .

[kaimanaMM]

Lothial wrote...

(gay guy with mustache from family guy voice)

Oh heeeeey. I see you there tryin to blow up that station. Yall bettah stop or I'm gonna assume direct control. Oh noooo yall done killed my little bug man. That sure does make me sad. It's ok though I'm gonna getcha.
I live a really long time. It's cause I work out, and eat right. I like to go jogging every morning, and I eat 100% organic food. I know that was a bad joke I'm sorry yall will think it's funny once yall are reapers like the rest of us though.

Oh no, we're releasing control!

Oh noooooo.

Nah, just joshin' ya.  Bet you thought it was real though. That's alright, I'm still gonna getcha.

Who is it?

It's Shepard and them people from Cerberus, they're here about those missing people ...

Oh noooooo!

I knooooow!

[iluminatae]

"You are a little "girlie man"



- voice acted by Arnie himself.

[babylonfreak]

Elcor-Reaper: Arrogantly bombastic: You will be destroyed. You should surrender now before we get really really angry. Shyly inquisitive: Was that intimidating enough, or should I try to be more forceful?

[valleyman88]

Xan's taunts from Unreal Tournament come to mind.



YOU ARE OBSOLETE

WITNESS MY PERFECTION

I AM SUPERIOR

[Lothial]

kaimanaMM wrote...
Oh no, we're releasing control!

Oh noooooo.

Nah, just joshin' ya.  Bet you thought it was real though. That's alright, I'm still gonna getcha.

Who is it?

It's Shepard and them people from Cerberus, they're here about those missing people ...

Oh noooooo!

I knooooow!

Reaper1: Oh noooo that little Shepard man has boarded you!
Repear 2: I knoooow. If he keeps shooting that little gun off in there I might just let him assume direct control from now on.
Repear 1:I knoooow.

[fivefingaslap18]

Turian Councilor Reaper: Ah yes, "me." The once organic turian who outwardly denied such claims of Reapers ever existing. We have dismissed such claims.

[Ulicus]

WE CANNOT BE CONTROLLED

WE CANNOT BE CONTAINED

KNOW THIS AS YOU DIE, EVER PATHETIC, EVER FOOLS!

Wait, I'm sure I've heard those somewhere before....

Modifié par Ulicus, 23 février 2010 - 09:40 .

[Daewan]

THE COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND.

TRUST THE COMPUTER.

KEEP YOUR LASERS HANDY.

[etonesmith1]

I see you have forgotten your towel.....

[Alorint]

COME CLOSER, WE JUST WANT TO TALK

[etonesmith1]

my phew 36 exposive space modulator! Commander Shepard has stolen it!

[etonesmith1]

oh drat! now I'll have to make more martians!

[Salakayin]

"So, wake up, Mr. Shepard. Wake up and smell the ashes."

[Mondo47]

DIE. WE DEMAND IT.

[Icinix]

Reaper: THE SEEDS OF YOUR DESTRUCTION WERE SOWN FROM A TIME BEFORE YOUR COMPREHENSION.



Shep : We represent the irony of reaping what you sow.

[SmilingMirror]

crimsonrhodelia wrote...

WE CAN HAS CHEEZBURGAT?

oh noez, kitteh reapahz!!!!
runz!

[Blind Lark]

I AM THE WALRUS.



....GOO GOO GA JOOB

[Biotic_Warlock]

I am Harbinger, you will romance me.

[JRCHOharry]

"KNOCK KNOCK..."

"STOP HIDING, I CAN SEE YOU BOB UP AND DOWN"

"THIS... IS... YOUR DESTINY!"

[Sialboats]

Salakayin wrote...

"So, wake up, Mr. Shepard. Wake up and smell the ashes."

Upon indoctrination:

"Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you."

[BigKahuna25]

"Bend over"