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#76
Vanaer

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"Defect G.I. Joe, defect!"



"ALL THE SMOKES YOU CRAVE FOR ETERNALLY!" (If you get TIM in your team).

#77
netherknight

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ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL... OF YOUR HEART. bom chicka wauw wauw

#78
Vaenier

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"I? I am a monument to all your sins."

"There is much talk, and I have listened, through rock and metal and time. Now I shall talk, and you shall listen."

"I am a timeless chorus; join your voice with mine, and sing victory everlasting."

"Do not be afraid... I am peace. I am salvation."

"I have beaten fleets of thousands! Consumed a galaxy of flesh and mind and bone!"

"Resignation is my virtue; like water I ebb, and flow. Defeat is simply the addition of time to a sentence I never deserved... but you imposed."

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BigKahuna25

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*hits ^ on the nose with a rolled newspaper*
No! Bad! this is not halo!

Modifié par BigKahuna25, 23 février 2010 - 10:08 .


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Blind Lark wrote...

I AM THE WALRUS.

....GOO GOO GA JOOB

Beat you to it.

#81
UpLiftingVanguard

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 ''Come to the Dark Side...we have COOKIES!'' :wizard:

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"'The path of the righteous is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of organic life. Blessed is he who in the name of us will shepherd the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is Harbinger, when I lay my vengeance upon thee.'

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Vaenier

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BigKahuna25 wrote...

*hits ^ on the nose with a rolled newspaper*
No! Bad! this is not halo!

*whimpers* But they are epic quotes and fit so well :(

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BigKahuna25

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ok... i'm sorry. would you like a squeak toy to make up for it?

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Vaenier wrote...

But they are epic quotes


No.

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BigKahuna25 wrote...

ok... i'm sorry. would you like a squeak toy to make up for it?

Rule no.1 of housetraining... Don't tell him off then offer him goodies cos he gave you the ole puppy eyes trick... -10 internets.:ph34r:

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I AM... BIOTIC GOD!!!

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Harbinger: L-L-LOOK AT YOU, SHEPARD. A P-PATHETIC CREATURE OF MEAT AND BONE, PANTING AND SWEATING AS YOU R-RUN THROUGH MY CORRIDORS. HOW CAN YOU CHALLENGE A PERFECT, IMMORTAL MACHINE?

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EXTERMINATE!

Yeah, I got nothin.

#90
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Don't fear the Reaper

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"LOOK AT ME STILL TALKING WHILE THERE'S SCIENCE TO DO, WHEN I LOOK OUT THERE IT MAKES ME GLAD I'M NOT YOU. I'VE EXPERIMENTS TO RUN, THERE IS SCIENCE TO BE DONE ON THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL ALIVE."

#92
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Ulicus wrote...

WE CANNOT BE CONTROLLED

WE CANNOT BE CONTAINED

KNOW THIS AS YOU DIE, EVER PATHETIC, EVER FOOLS!

Wait, I'm sure I've heard those somewhere before.... :whistle:


If this actually happens in game, it will be the most astronomically epic win that has ever....errr....won.

However, you are all wrong. The Reapers will go "SQUEAK." And then they will go for the eyes.

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Vaenier

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The Angry One wrote...

"LOOK AT ME STILL TALKING WHILE THERE'S SCIENCE TO DO, WHEN I LOOK OUT THERE IT MAKES ME GLAD I'M NOT YOU. I'VE EXPERIMENTS TO RUN, THERE IS SCIENCE TO BE DONE ON THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL ALIVE."


Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe The Council. THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE. Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist.

Modifié par Vaenier, 23 février 2010 - 10:33 .


#94
Crysis I

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SHEPERD I WANT TO TOUCH YOU!

#95
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All your bases are belong to us. :P

#96
Alorint

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Come with me if you want to live... *under breath* as part of a reaper forever.

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Ileanos07 wrote...

"I am commander Reaper and this is my favourite genocide!"


This!

Oh and "Behold our greatness of infinite destruction!"

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Vaenier

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JRCHOharry wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

ok... i'm sorry. would you like a squeak toy to make up for it?

Rule no.1 of housetraining... Don't tell him off then offer him goodies cos he gave you the ole puppy eyes trick... -10 internets.:ph34r:

You are mean. :(

Epic Quotes:
"Arrogant creatures! Your deaths will be instantaneous, while we shall suffer the progress of infinitude!"
"Your Council has promised you freedom from a doomed existence, but you will find no salvation in this lie. Those who built this place knew what they wrought. Do not mistake our intent; all will perish as they did a thousand times before..."

Modifié par Vaenier, 23 février 2010 - 10:50 .


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Epic one-liner:
"Die, please. Pretty please?"

Modifié par cruc1al, 23 février 2010 - 10:47 .


#100
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As man is found to be a inadequate choice for Reaper-dom, Harbinger turns to Dolphins:



"SO LONG, AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH."