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#126
Ibby1kanobi

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"Shhhh..Shhhh...just relax....relax and take it....yeah....yeah you like that"

#127
greengroove

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"SHEPARD, I  AM YOUR FATHER"

Modifié par greengroove, 24 février 2010 - 01:47 .


#128
Beerfish

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"Shepard you will lose! We have just ordered 1,000 slap chops!"

#129
cruc1al

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"DON'T KEEP ME WAITING, SHEPARD"

#130
J0urn3y

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The Milky Way has only 1 rule: 'Don't f*** with Harbinger'!

#131
Babylon_4

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We are the Reapers. We will use your biological distinctiveness to procreate. Your civilization will be mutated to service us. Resistance is futile.

#132
Vaenier

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"Join us Shepard. Casts away your husk of flesh and ascend. Together we shall save the galaxy from itself."

#133
TheLostGenius

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"I will fill you with terror Sheperd. I am naked!"

#134
Onegrayjedi

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*After Shepard takes several hits*





"No skill"




#135
Lurker 2277

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kaimanaMM wrote...

TentacleLove wrote...

"WE ARE THE REAPERS, WE HAVE BROUGHT FLAGS."

50 internets to whomever knows who I am referencing.


SHEPARD, CAKE OR DEATH?


Ah, cake please.Image IPB

#136
kamen rider spectre

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Unleash the power of Oxygen.

#137
thegreateski

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Ileanos07 wrote...

I AM COMMANDER REAPER AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE GENOCIDE IN THE GALAXY.


Fixt

#138
Commissar Gash

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Vaenier wrote...

"You are, all of you, vermin. Cowering in the dirt, thinking... what, I wonder? That you might escape the coming fire? No. Your worlds will burn until thier surfaces are but glass! Not even your Demon will live to creep, blackened, from its hole to mar the reflection of our passage; the culmination of our Journey. For your destruction is the will of the galaxy! And we...we are their instrument!"

If Harbringer has balls on his face and his new minions will be little aliens with squeaking voices and their generals are big dinosaurs that are saying Wort! Wort! Wort! My Shephard goes on vacation with Miranda (my Shep is a male btw), Mordin (for medical advice) and Garrus (I need someone to calibrate my guns). Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy, John-117 will handle it. Aderson will get a different skin and he's good to go.

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 24 février 2010 - 02:00 .


#139
Vaenier

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gashgfjaskgfkagh wrote...

Vaenier wrote...

"You are, all of you, vermin. Cowering in the dirt, thinking... what, I wonder? That you might escape the coming fire? No. Your worlds will burn until thier surfaces are but glass! Not even your Demon will live to creep, blackened, from its hole to mar the reflection of our passage; the culmination of our Journey. For your destruction is the will of the galaxy! And we...we are their instrument!"

If Harbringer has balls on his face and his new minions will be little aliens with squeaking voices and their generals are big dinosaurs that are saying Wort! Wort! Wort! My Shephard goes on vacation with Miranda (my Shep is a male btw), Mordin (for medical advice) and Garrus (I need someone to calibrate my guns). Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy, John-117 will handle it. Aderson will get a different skin and he's good to go.

Hey... you misquoted me :(

#140
MasamuneSSX

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HAS ANYONE SEEN MY CAR KEYS?

#141
GnusmasTHX

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Harbinger: "RAMIREZ! COMMIT GENOCIDE BY THAT RED DUMPSTER!"

#142
Symbolz

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Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie.

#143
Pocketgb

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"HEY ORGANICS!





**** YOU!!!"

#144
Onegrayjedi

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"You have lost The Game"

#145
Vaenier

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"Critical Mission Failure. Reload last save?"

#146
gamerdude916

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i am a great wind that will sweep all before me like a....a.....A GREAT WIND!!!!1 LOL

#147
shoemy89

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"YOU ORGANICS ARE ALL RACIST."

#148
xiiz

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"NI!"

#149
CodeMyster

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I am the Milk Man.

My milk is fresh.

#150
Arhka

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I will destroy you!



Nom nom nom nom nom!