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[RigAudio]

Once upon a time, Cerberus obtained the body of Commander Shepard. Unfortunately for them, Shepard had landed amongst a tribe of Space Apes, who had proceeded to pelt his corpse with their Space Poop. They threw his body into a deep chasm, where it squished an unfortunate creature named Gollum.

During their reconstruction, Cerberus accidently contaminated Shepards DNA with the DNA of the other two entities. And so began the story of...

UGLY SHEPARD.




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Ugly Shepard sig pics are here!
Fan clubs, you say?

Oh God, why did I make him Twitter?
Formspring is a pretty neat site and stuff you should check it out lol

Modifié par RigAudio, 22 mars 2010 - 04:51 .

[Reptilian Rob]

Dear god.

[magichicken]

*grabs popcorn*

[Soahfreako]

lolololol

Modifié par Soahfreako, 24 février 2010 - 01:03 .

[Vamp44]

Well? Is the story going to continue?! I didn't wander in here not to be further entertained!

[RigAudio]

When one comes back to life, the first thing one does is look in a mirror. Naturally, Ugly Shepard was not pleased with Science.



And the only armor left in the wardrobe was a in a woman's size.



But he knew he had a job to do. He was going to complete it, no matter who stood in his way. Even when his old teammate Tali laughed at him, he pulled out his gun and told that **** to shut the hell up.




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Modifié par RigAudio, 26 février 2010 - 09:19 .

[unda647]

Ugly Shepard is a badass

[Gill Kaiser]

I seem to remember this guy ends up with pink N7 armour.

EDIT: Ninja'd

Modifié par Gill Kaiser, 24 février 2010 - 01:11 .

[sinosleep]

LMFAO!!!!! This is getting bookmarked.

[RubiconI7]

Funny, Ugly Shepard reminds me of the little dwarf from DA:O who says "ENCHANTMENT" all the time.



Forgot his name...

[Ajara123]

LMFAO



What else will Ugly Shepard do.

[RigAudio]

All this galaxy saving was making Ugly Shepard thirsty, so he went to Omega to grab a drink. The bartender refused to serve such an ugly individual. It was too much for poor Ugly Shepard, and he broke down in tears.



Ugly Shepard did not want to live the rest of his life like this, so he demanded a glass of poison. The bartender rolled his eyes and poured him a glass. Unfortunately, a big mean jock came along and drank it before Ugly Shepard could end it all.

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Modifié par RigAudio, 26 février 2010 - 09:20 .

[Tooneyman]

Questions: Was Tali trying to take his precious away?

Modifié par Tooneyman, 24 février 2010 - 01:17 .

[Tooneyman]

Questions: Was Tali trying to take his perious away?

[NightSabre22]

lmao, great story so far, can't wait to see more

[magichicken]

It will be interesting once he starts hitting on the ladies.

[Saberwolf116]

AHH! MY EYES!!!

[chaosapiant]

"I'm ugly shepard, and this is my favorite store on the citadel."

[X20XJeremyX12X]

I've been laughing a lot today and it just keeps getting better

[Gill Kaiser]

RigAudio wrote...

He really looks like a Neanderthal here. classic.

[Naltair]

This is amusing please continue.

[RigAudio]

magichicken wrote...

It will be interesting once he starts hitting on the ladies.

Ugly Shepard was never a lady killer in his previous life, and he knew that with his current face the way it was, the odds of getting some action would be slim to none. He snuck glances at his co-workers whenever he could, though.



But then Jack joined the crew, and he saw boobies for the first time.




Yes...life was good.




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Modifié par RigAudio, 26 février 2010 - 09:42 .

[NightSabre22]

now that part was definately brilliant and funny. Ugly Shepards facial expression looks perfect.

Modifié par Spartan-300, 24 février 2010 - 01:38 .

[cruc1al]

MOAR!!

[Hejhej1234]

A-wesome