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[Homebound]

This thread is made of 100% pure Colombian win.

[didymos1120]

Gill Kaiser wrote...

The very existence of Ugly Shepard cracks me up. Those banners are slices of fried gold!

I imagine that would taste horrible.

[didymos1120]

Bron Avery wrote...
Now we need a group.

UglyChasers?

[Gerse1]

omg, this is amazing. i cannot stop laughing.

[Gerse1]

p.s.  I have found Ugly Shepard's long lost twin sister, Ugly Jane.  Seen here hanging out with none other than Sheploo!!!

[Sabresandiego]

Ugly Shephard is hilariously ugly

[darth_bob69]

can wait for more ugly shephard is hilarious

[RigAudio]

   Ugly Shepard was having a particularly bad morning.

   He had been woken up from his great dream because of the stupid Illusive Man paging him and, after a confusing and painful walk down to the communications room, found out that someone had fixated a crude "KICK ME" sign to the back of his favourite Cerberus-Issued Casual-Style Space Outfit. That really frosted Ugly Shepard's shorts. He was determined to make that anonymous individual suffer the reprecautions of his public humiliation. He. Was going. To slap them.



   The Illusive Man laughed quietly to himself as he watched Ugly Shepard make his way down to the Normandy's communications room. This was the sort of entertainment you just couldn't find on the Extranet.



   Ugly Shepard demanded that the Illusive Man tell him who had desecrated his favourite Cerberus-Issued Casual-Style Space Outfit so. The Illusive Man told him that if he really wanted to find out, he'll have to go down to the Horizon colony and pick him up more cigarettes. Eff that, said Ugly Shepard. He wasn't going anywhere until he brought sweet justice to the person responsible.



   Eff you, said the Illusive Man, I need my fix. And suddenly Ugly Shepard was on his way to Horizon.



   Screw him, thought Ugly Shepard. He didn't need him anyway. He went to ask Mordin if he knew who had made that sign. Mordin said he didn't know.



   And so, Ugly Shepard arrived on Horizon. It didn't look THAT bad, but there was a big smoking factory thing that looked like a major source of pollution. Ugly Shepard made a mental note to give a stern talking-to to the mayor.



   The whole colony seemed quiet, and Ugly Shepard assumed that they were simply playing Hide-and-seek. He thought back to his childhood, when all the neighbourhood kids would run away from him and hide as fast as they could. It was like every DAY was hide and seek. Sometimes he would hide and it would be days before somebody found him. Good times. He was always good at that game.

   It wasn't long before he found one of them, though. And it was a woman! Bonus! But something was odd. Usually, they got up and ran away again, but this one was just lying there.


...help me...


   Ugly Shepard didn't know what to do.


...please...


   So he kept walking.

   Finally, he came across a large mantainence bot. Everyone else seemed to be hiding inside it! Those silly colonists. He found them all!




   Found you, he exclaimed!







   And they ran away right after. Now THAT'S how you play the game!

   Please, no need to congratulate him. He knows he's awesome.






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Modifié par RigAudio, 28 février 2010 - 02:39 .

[Gill Kaiser]

I can't wait to see how completely Ugly Shepard fails at the suicide mission.

[aeetos21]

epic

[MajorStranger]

Damn... Even Mordin is more handsome than Ugly shepard and he's a giant frog!

[RigAudio]

Gill Kaiser wrote...

I can't wait to see how completely Ugly Shepard fails at the suicide mission.

I might need you guys to vote on who dies.

[RigAudio]

Gill Kaiser wrote...

I can't wait to see how completely Ugly Shepard fails at the suicide mission.

I might need you guys to vote on who dies.

[Saberwolf116]

Mordin looks like he's visibly restraining himself from cracking up.



Love this!

[Gerse1]

yay, the adventure continues!

[Sleepicub09]

OMGWTF IS THAT *GRAB GASOLINE POORS ALL HIMSELF LIGHT A MATCH SET HIMSELF ON FIRE AS HE JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW OF A 4 STORY BUILDING*

[JbMcfee]

Wow man, even the images of the Praetorian are matched perfectly to the expression. A++

[Saberwolf116]

There is now an Ugly Shepard fan club.



http://social.biowar...oup/1596/#group



Join, or Ugly Shepard will make his mad face.

[Destructo_33]

RigAudio wrote...

      The whole colony seemed quiet, and Ugly Shepard assumed that they were simply playing Hide-and-seek. He thought back to his childhood, when all the neighbourhood kids would run away from him and hide as fast as they could. It was like every DAY was hide and seek. Sometimes he would hide and it would be days before somebody found him. Good times. He was always good at that game.

That part is actually kind of sad

[yuncas]

The whole colony seemed quiet, and Ugly Shepard assumed that they were simply playing Hide-and-seek. He thought back to his childhood, when all the neighbourhood kids would run away from him and hide as fast as they could. It was like every DAY was hide and seek. Sometimes he would hide and it would be days before somebody found him. Good times. He was always good at that game.



Greatest thing ever.

[S1at3]

I hope ugly Shepard makes a cameo as a Shep fan in ME3. Right off the bat you should have a renegade interrupt opportunity that involves a boot to the face.

[Saberwolf116]

S1at3 wrote...

I hope ugly Shepard makes a cameo as a Shep fan in ME3. Right off the bat you should have a renegade interrupt opportunity that involves a boot to the face.

That should be Paragon. You'd be doing the galaxy a sevice.

[Gamine]

Ugly Shepard is back in fine form.

The finest of forms, in fact.

[S1at3]

Saberwolf116 wrote...

S1at3 wrote...

I hope ugly Shepard makes a cameo as a Shep fan in ME3. Right off the bat you should have a renegade interrupt opportunity that involves a boot to the face.

That should be Paragon. You'd be doing the galaxy a sevice.

Touche. Renegade should then be setting ugly Shep up on a blind date with Miranda.

[1490]

Absolutely hilarious, every bit of it.  I can't wait for the next one