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The Adventures of Ugly Shepard


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#401
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Destructo_33 wrote...

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      The whole colony seemed quiet, and Ugly Shepard assumed that they were simply playing Hide-and-seek. He thought back to his childhood, when all the neighbourhood kids would run away from him and hide as fast as they could. It was like every DAY was hide and seek. Sometimes he would hide and it would be days before somebody found him. Good times. He was always good at that game.

That part is actually kind of sad


Yeah. But hey, ignorance is bliss.

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I forget how to change my sig. Noooooooooooooooooooooo! Help me!!!

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We need more members, or Ugly Shepard will become canon.



http://social.bioware.com/group/1596/

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yuncas wrote...

I forget how to change my sig. Noooooooooooooooooooooo! Help me!!!


Profile > Forum Settings

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Ugly Shepard should be a selectable forum avatar!

#406
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Fun fact: I took over 1500 screenshots on that Horizon mission. I'm craaaaazy.

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RigAudio wrote...

Fun fact: I took over 1500 screenshots on that Horizon mission. I'm craaaaazy.


You have no life! :D

*Makes note to create no-lifers club*

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RigAudio wrote...

 Screw him, thought Ugly Shepard. He didn't need him anyway. He went to ask Mordin if he knew who had made that sign. Mordin said he didn't know.

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Mordin looks so delightfully spiteful and evil.

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Saberwolf116 wrote...

yuncas wrote...

I forget how to change my sig. Noooooooooooooooooooooo! Help me!!!


Profile > Forum Settings


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Thanks.

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S1at3 wrote...

I hope ugly Shepard makes a cameo as a Shep fan in ME3. Right off the bat you should have a renegade interrupt opportunity that involves a boot to the face.



or even better he could be Conrad's brother in law and jump on Shepard with a ohhh you are Conrad's Shepard im so glad you shot him in the foot that guy is annoying

edit: and the VO of Ugly Shep could be similar to the voice of Caboose in Red Vs Blue haha it would be epic

Modifié par Forsakerr, 28 février 2010 - 01:43 .


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You should get the clothing mods for coalesced.ini, so you can have ugly shepard wear a beret in an attempt to impress the ladies.



awesome stuff btw ;)

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More?

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Forsakerr wrote...

S1at3 wrote...

I hope ugly Shepard makes a cameo as a Shep fan in ME3. Right off the bat you should have a renegade interrupt opportunity that involves a boot to the face.



or even better he could be Conrad's brother in law and jump on Shepard with a ohhh you are Conrad's Shepard im so glad you shot him in the foot that guy is annoying

edit: and the VO of Ugly Shep could be similar to the voice of Caboose in Red Vs Blue haha it would be epic


I'm thinking he lives in the ducts of the Citadel and every day someone has to bring him a Baby Ruth...

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yuncas wrote...

More?

Patience. Ugly Shepard is still looking for the collector.

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FYI, I've added a new picture to the previous entry. Can't believe I forgot about that pic. It's one of my favs.

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RigAudio wrote...

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I can't wait to see how completely Ugly Shepard fails at the suicide mission.


I might need you guys to vote on who dies. B)


I vote Jack, having him mourn her would be hysterical.

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RigAudio wrote...

Gill Kaiser wrote...

I can't wait to see how completely Ugly Shepard fails at the suicide mission.


I might need you guys to vote on who dies. B)


I have no particular candidate, just so long as one dies simply because they chose to, unable to bear the thought of spending one minute longer working for UglyShep.

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didymos1120 wrote...

RigAudio wrote...

Gill Kaiser wrote...

I can't wait to see how completely Ugly Shepard fails at the suicide mission.


I might need you guys to vote on who dies. B)


I have no particular candidate, just so long as one dies simply because they chose to, unable to bear the thought of spending one minute longer working for UglyShep.

Now THAT is a sound argument! Maybe even more than one taking the quick way out.
RigAudio, I believe in your skills. Make us proud! Make yourself proud!

#419
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didymos1120 wrote...

RigAudio wrote...

Gill Kaiser wrote...

I can't wait to see how completely Ugly Shepard fails at the suicide mission.


I might need you guys to vote on who dies. B)


I have no particular candidate, just so long as one dies simply because they chose to, unable to bear the thought of spending one minute longer working for UglyShep.


I can see it now...someone is sliding off the platform and Ugly Shepard dives forward to try and catch them...and they do everything in their power to just keep sliding.

#420
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   Ugly Shepard went to visit his old friend Liara.

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   She had always been nice to him, and he swore that there might've been some chemistry between them on the first Normandy.

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   She seemed like the lonely, desparate type.

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  It might've been just his imagination, but...did she slip her hands lower than one usually would?

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   Liara inwardly groaned. Shepard wasn't easily manipulated before his little accident, but it was even harder for her to go through the motions now that he looked like he'd been hit by an Ugularity. He still had his uses, though. It took a long time, but he'll do whatever she wanted now.

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But was it worth it?

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An Ugularity. Excellent.

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I support Ugly Shepard as a LI in Mass Effect 3

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EbolaLola wrote...

Forsakerr wrote...

S1at3 wrote...

I hope ugly Shepard makes a cameo as a Shep fan in ME3. Right off the bat you should have a renegade interrupt opportunity that involves a boot to the face.



or even better he could be Conrad's brother in law and jump on Shepard with a ohhh you are Conrad's Shepard im so glad you shot him in the foot that guy is annoying

edit: and the VO of Ugly Shep could be similar to the voice of Caboose in Red Vs Blue haha it would be epic


I'm thinking he lives in the ducts of the Citadel and every day someone has to bring him a Baby Ruth...


Thank you mista, thank you for tha baby wuth bar. Thank you!

I could see a reaction like that in the voice of LOTR's Golum.

#424
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no00dylan wrote...

I support Ugly Shepard as a LI in Mass Effect 3


Oh God! Talk about a potential minefield...

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didymos1120 wrote...

no00dylan wrote...

I support Ugly Shepard as a LI in Mass Effect 3


Oh God! Talk about a potential minefield...



as soon you talk to him or even glare at him he wants to go in bed with you and all your present LI goes into tantrum mode (jealousy berserk style) and automaticly break up with you and then you cant continue to romance them ever after even in your next games