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[Gill Kaiser]

Zulu_DFA wrote...

RigAudio wrote...

Gill Kaiser wrote...

I can't wait to see how completely Ugly Shepard fails at the suicide mission.

I might need you guys to vote on who dies.

Everyone shoud die but Morinth and Jack. It will be Ugly Shepard's Revenge!

Everyone should die. Ugly Shepard needs to fall into the abyss. Seriously, there's no way he would get out of the suicide mission alive, the guy probably can't even tie his shoelaces.

[didymos1120]

Gill Kaiser wrote...
Everyone should die. Ugly Shepard needs to fall into the abyss. Seriously, there's no way he would get out of the suicide mission alive, the guy probably can't even tie his shoelaces.

It's THE FUTURE!  They have self-tying shoelaces.  It's done with mass effect fields.

[Zulu_DFA]

Gill Kaiser wrote...

Zulu_DFA wrote...

RigAudio wrote...

Gill Kaiser wrote...

I can't wait to see how completely Ugly Shepard fails at the suicide mission.

I might need you guys to vote on who dies.

Everyone shoud die but Morinth and Jack. It will be Ugly Shepard's Revenge!

Everyone should die. Ugly Shepard needs to fall into the abyss. Seriously, there's no way he would get out of the suicide mission alive, the guy probably can't even tie his shoelaces.

He made it this far. I'm sure in the inside he is a tough MF. Besides, if he dies, we won't be expecting his return in two years.

[Mondo47]

didymos1120 wrote...

Gill Kaiser wrote...
Everyone should die. Ugly Shepard needs to fall into the abyss. Seriously, there's no way he would get out of the suicide mission alive, the guy probably can't even tie his shoelaces.

It's THE FUTURE!  They have self-tying shoelaces.  It's done with mass effect fields.

I think he's got ya there, GK

Nah, I think Ugg should come out at least partly a hero... perhaps loses nearly everyone due to his lack of common sense, but if he dies... no continuing adventures in ME3! How tragic would that be? So I think at least he should get the girl... whichever one has the worst eyesight

[Amethyst Deceiver]

didymos1120 wrote...

Gill Kaiser wrote...
Everyone should die. Ugly Shepard needs to fall into the abyss. Seriously, there's no way he would get out of the suicide mission alive, the guy probably can't even tie his shoelaces.

It's THE FUTURE!  They have self-tying shoelaces.  It's done with mass effect fields.

yeah duh. self tying shoelaces were invented all the way back in 2015.

*runs back into the Back to the Future nerd headquarters*

[Gill Kaiser]

Mondo47 wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

Gill Kaiser wrote...
Everyone should die. Ugly Shepard needs to fall into the abyss. Seriously, there's no way he would get out of the suicide mission alive, the guy probably can't even tie his shoelaces.

It's THE FUTURE!  They have self-tying shoelaces.  It's done with mass effect fields.

I think he's got ya there, GK

Nah, I think Ugg should come out at least partly a hero... perhaps loses nearly everyone due to his lack of common sense, but if he dies... no continuing adventures in ME3! How tragic would that be? So I think at least he should get the girl... whichever one has the worst eyesight

If he survives, it must be out of pure luck/incompetance.

[didymos1120]

Gill Kaiser wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

Gill Kaiser wrote...
Everyone should die. Ugly Shepard needs to fall into the abyss. Seriously, there's no way he would get out of the suicide mission alive, the guy probably can't even tie his shoelaces.

It's THE FUTURE!  They have self-tying shoelaces.  It's done with mass effect fields.

I think he's got ya there, GK

Nah, I think Ugg should come out at least partly a hero... perhaps loses nearly everyone due to his lack of common sense, but if he dies... no continuing adventures in ME3! How tragic would that be? So I think at least he should get the girl... whichever one has the worst eyesight

If he survives, it must be out of pure luck/incompetance.

That, or there is an afterlife of some kind, and no one there wants him around if they can possibly help it.

[Amethyst Deceiver]

i want him to survive cause i wanna see his face crying over the coffins

[Colinissile]

This thread is made of epic proportions of win.

[Apollo Starflare]

Inspired thread is inspired. I support the continued adventures of Ugly Shepard! I want to see a showdown between him and the Biotic God.

[Zulu_DFA]

didymos1120 wrote...

Gill Kaiser wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

Gill Kaiser wrote...
Everyone should die. Ugly Shepard needs to fall into the abyss. Seriously, there's no way he would get out of the suicide mission alive, the guy probably can't even tie his shoelaces.

It's THE FUTURE!  They have self-tying shoelaces.  It's done with mass effect fields.

I think he's got ya there, GK

Nah, I think Ugg should come out at least partly a hero... perhaps loses nearly everyone due to his lack of common sense, but if he dies... no continuing adventures in ME3! How tragic would that be? So I think at least he should get the girl... whichever one has the worst eyesight

If he survives, it must be out of pure luck/incompetance.

That, or there is an afterlife of some kind, and no one there wants him around if they can possibly help it.

He cannot even kick the bucket!

When Ugly Shepard was 20 he worked at the steel mill. And used to have a six-pack after every hard working day. When he came home and sat at the table to have dinner, his Mom threw plateful of soup at him and half the soup splashed all over his face. Like he noticed nothing, he started to sup his soup, as his Mom was telling him:
"You are a moron, Uggy, a disgrace to our family. Your brother Charming is going to graduate from the Trinity College next year, do you know that? But you're such a moron, that even at a contest for the best moron of the year you'll finish second!"
"Mom", said Ugly Shepard, snapping out of it for a moment, "I know we were through this yesterday, and the day before yesterday, but I forgot. Why only second?"
"Because you're such a moron!!!"

Modifié par Zulu_DFA, 28 février 2010 - 05:05 .

[caffinefiend23]

This thread has made my day. Thank you ser

[FaeTian]

Gill Kaiser wrote...

Everyone should die. Ugly Shepard needs to fall into the abyss. Seriously, there's no way he would get out of the suicide mission alive, the guy probably can't even tie his shoelaces.

Ugly Shepard needs to live so that we can see him again in ME3.

[Zemore]

Oh god imagine if the Human reaper had ugly sheps facial structure and that thing flying through space destroying fleets of ships screaming I AM THE HARBINGER OF YOUR DESTRUCTION over all communiction frequencies.

[Saberwolf116]

If you haven't joined the fan club, do so now (link is in my sig).



Also, looking forward to the next entry!

[Zulu_DFA]

Zemore wrote...

Oh god imagine if the Human reaper had ugly sheps facial structure and that thing flying through space destroying fleets of ships screaming I AM THE HARBINGER OF YOUR DESTRUCTION over all communiction frequencies.

Harbinger:
PRESERVE THE BODY OF UGLY SHEPARD IF POSSIBLE.

[cruc1al]

Zulu_DFA wrote...

Zemore wrote...

Oh god imagine if the Human reaper had ugly sheps facial structure and that thing flying through space destroying fleets of ships screaming I AM THE HARBINGER OF YOUR DESTRUCTION over all communiction frequencies.

Harbinger:
PRESERVE THE BODY OF UGLY SHEPARD IF POSSIBLE.

WE ARE INFINITE. YOU ARE .... UGLY.

[Gerse1]

Maybe I'm just way behind on the in-jokes, but does Garrus being an Omega drug dealer have anything to do with this?

(skip to 1:45 for scene with Garrus' VA)

[RigAudio]

There will be a delay in todays Ugly Shepard adventures due to the gold medal olympic hockey match.



FYI, Ugly Shepard is rooting for Team Canada.

[Azakias]

I just clicked on the link for Drell-ifying voices in RigAudio's sig...Is there something wrong with me, in that I think the entire adventure of Ugly Shepard should be narrated by Drell RigAudio? And put up on Youtube, or somesuch, where it could be enjoyed by all?

[lothvamp]

Azakias wrote...

I just clicked on the link for Drell-ifying voices in RigAudio's sig...Is there something wrong with me, in that I think the entire adventure of Ugly Shepard should be narrated by Drell RigAudio? And put up on Youtube, or somesuch, where it could be enjoyed by all?

I would definitely listen to that

[Chael90]

lothvamp wrote...

Azakias wrote...

I just clicked on the link for Drell-ifying voices in RigAudio's sig...Is there something wrong with me, in that I think the entire adventure of Ugly Shepard should be narrated by Drell RigAudio? And put up on Youtube, or somesuch, where it could be enjoyed by all?

I would definitely listen to that

Yep! I agree

[RigAudio]

Azakias wrote...

I just clicked on the link for Drell-ifying voices in RigAudio's sig...Is there something wrong with me, in that I think the entire adventure of Ugly Shepard should be narrated by Drell RigAudio? And put up on Youtube, or somesuch, where it could be enjoyed by all?

Reigan Deio?

[yuncas]

DAMN YOU CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Azakias]

RigAudio wrote...

Azakias wrote...

I just clicked on the link for Drell-ifying voices in RigAudio's sig...Is there something wrong with me, in that I think the entire adventure of Ugly Shepard should be narrated by Drell RigAudio? And put up on Youtube, or somesuch, where it could be enjoyed by all?

Reigan Deio?

Nur?