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The Adventures of Ugly Shepard
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#502
Posté 28 février 2010 - 11:14
Ajara123
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I can't wait to see how things play out when he gets to the end of his missions.
#503
Posté 28 février 2010 - 11:57
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Might as well give this a shot...
I'll be live on Xfire in a few minutes with Ugg. http://www.xfire.com/profile/rigaudio/
I'll be live on Xfire in a few minutes with Ugg. http://www.xfire.com/profile/rigaudio/
#505
Posté 01 mars 2010 - 12:34
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UglyShep should speak in Eddie Izzard's Neaderthal voice.
thatd be awesome.
thatd be awesome.
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#506
Posté 01 mars 2010 - 01:14
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RigAudio wrote...
Might as well give this a shot...
I'll be live on Xfire in a few minutes with Ugg. http://www.xfire.com/profile/rigaudio/
Awesome lol.
#507
Posté 01 mars 2010 - 01:26
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Miranda * walks into the Illusive Man's office*
TIM * calmly is sitting in his chair faceing the other way*... *takes a puff off his sig*
TIM "so, whats this about loose contaminants and it better be as important as u say"
Miranda "well.....you remember that Pyjak infestation we thought we'd eradicated"
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#511
Posté 01 mars 2010 - 02:11
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Apollo Starflare wrote...
Poor Tali...
Poor Pyjaks....
#513
Posté 01 mars 2010 - 12:36
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Can my Ugly FemShep ask Ugly Shep for a date?
"uhh... Can we both go together uglyshep?"
Yes.. this happens if Lazarus Project money runs out.
"uhh... Can we both go together uglyshep?"
Yes.. this happens if Lazarus Project money runs out.
#514
Posté 01 mars 2010 - 01:33
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DISCOVERY! I've found some hidden lines regarding the rare, missing Joker's loyalty mission, and what he asks to Ugly Shepard to do for him....
#515
Posté 01 mars 2010 - 01:38
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kill it with fire wtf is that thingDark Glasses wrote...
Can my Ugly FemShep ask Ugly Shep for a date?
"uhh... Can we both go together uglyshep?"
Yes.. this happens if Lazarus Project money runs out.
#516
Posté 01 mars 2010 - 02:10
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Amethyst Deceiver wrote...
kill it with fire wtf is that thingDark Glasses wrote...
Can my Ugly FemShep ask Ugly Shep for a date?
"uhh... Can we both go together uglyshep?"
Yes.. this happens if Lazarus Project money runs out.
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#517
Posté 01 mars 2010 - 03:46
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Gladiador2 wrote...
DISCOVERY! I've found some hidden lines regarding the rare, missing Joker's loyalty mission, and what he asks to Ugly Shepard to do for him....
(pic of Joker was here)
Actually, he already does that. If you stand behind him enough times his lines become things like "Wow you're a worse backseat driver than my mom" and "Can I get a mirror installed up here? You know, so I can tell when someone's standing behind me."
#519
Posté 01 mars 2010 - 04:02
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Dark Glasses wrote...
Can my Ugly FemShep ask Ugly Shep for a date?
"uhh... Can we both go together uglyshep?"
Yes.. this happens if Lazarus Project money runs out.
Attack of the Ugly Android Women from Outer Space III: The Uglying
#520
Posté 01 mars 2010 - 05:16
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Dark Glasses wrote...
Can my Ugly FemShep ask Ugly Shep for a date?
"uhh... Can we both go together uglyshep?"
Yes.. this happens if Lazarus Project money runs out.
You HAVE to give me the face code for that... thing!
#521
Posté 01 mars 2010 - 06:37
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glad to see senor Ug is back in action.
Keep up the good work man
Keep up the good work man
#522
Posté 01 mars 2010 - 07:56
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Phjillee wrote...
Dark Glasses wrote...
Can my Ugly FemShep ask Ugly Shep for a date?
"uhh... Can we both go together uglyshep?"
Yes.. this happens if Lazarus Project money runs out.
You HAVE to give me the face code for that... thing!
Doesn't look like a face code, they are using Legions body and putting on a human head. So some character morphing going on.
#523
Posté 01 mars 2010 - 08:44
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Doesn't look like a face code, they are using Legions body and putting on a human head. So some character morphing going on.
I wonder how you morph then, would be hilarious to see how it's animated (if it is).
Modifié par Phjillee, 01 mars 2010 - 08:46 .
#524
Posté 01 mars 2010 - 09:46
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Ugly Shepard missed his old teammate Tali'Zorah. Fortunately his favourite website, quarian-stalkers-anonymous.com, had a tip that said she was on Haestrom researching a mysterious phenomenon: insects that were huge two years ago had inexplicably shrunk and were prone to spontaneously bursting into flames.
Insects, large or small, were no obstacle to Ugly Shepard. He had brought along his lucky Quarian tracking device, purchased from his second favourite website, quarian-tracking-devices.com.
Miranda told him he was messed up in the head. Ugly Shepard retorted with a clever "your mom" joke, and threatened to punch her in the face if she didn't shut up.
He wasn't crazy at all. Didn't everyone like the quarians as much as he did? The fine people at quarian-stalkers-anonymous.com certainly did. He loved that site: the amino acid compatibility theories, enhanced pictures that almost revealed what was under the masks, amazing art, the long, long conversations about their culture and their unfortunate exodus from their homeworld. They were so...so vulnerable. So alone.
So sexy.
Mmmmmm.
But this was no time to be fantasizing! An actual real, live Quarian was on this planet, and she needed to be rescued from agonizing boredom! With his lucky Quarian tracking device leading the way, Ugly Shepard started hunting.
Tali watched him with security cameras as he uglily made his way towards her. She witnessed him ask another Quarian for directions.
Ugly Shepard said "thank you" in the way that all the good people of quarian-stalkers-anonymous.com thanked a Quarian.
The Quarian ran away screaming.
Tali locked the door.
Eventually Ugly Shepard found her, and managed to get her on the intercom.
However, Tali refused to unlock the door. Fortunately, most of the fine folk at quarian-stalkers-anonymous.com had encountered this problem, and had written a handy instruction manual on how to win over the heart and/or mind of a Quarian.
The first step was to put on a display of strength, to impress the Quarian. Shepard had prepared for this step by bringing along a Geth Collosus.
He struck a heroic pose.
He made a heroic dive.
Tali was torn. On one hand, he was really ugly and creepier than before. But she knew she couldn't live with the death of her former commander on her conscience.
She gave up and opened the door.
And Ugly Shepard, with much whining and tantrum-throwing, managed to convince Tali to abandon her research and join his team.
It was allllll riiiiiiiiiiight.
Click here for the next Ugly Shepard post
Insects, large or small, were no obstacle to Ugly Shepard. He had brought along his lucky Quarian tracking device, purchased from his second favourite website, quarian-tracking-devices.com.
Miranda told him he was messed up in the head. Ugly Shepard retorted with a clever "your mom" joke, and threatened to punch her in the face if she didn't shut up.
He wasn't crazy at all. Didn't everyone like the quarians as much as he did? The fine people at quarian-stalkers-anonymous.com certainly did. He loved that site: the amino acid compatibility theories, enhanced pictures that almost revealed what was under the masks, amazing art, the long, long conversations about their culture and their unfortunate exodus from their homeworld. They were so...so vulnerable. So alone.
So sexy.
Mmmmmm.
But this was no time to be fantasizing! An actual real, live Quarian was on this planet, and she needed to be rescued from agonizing boredom! With his lucky Quarian tracking device leading the way, Ugly Shepard started hunting.
Tali watched him with security cameras as he uglily made his way towards her. She witnessed him ask another Quarian for directions.
Ugly Shepard said "thank you" in the way that all the good people of quarian-stalkers-anonymous.com thanked a Quarian.
The Quarian ran away screaming.
Tali locked the door.
Eventually Ugly Shepard found her, and managed to get her on the intercom.
However, Tali refused to unlock the door. Fortunately, most of the fine folk at quarian-stalkers-anonymous.com had encountered this problem, and had written a handy instruction manual on how to win over the heart and/or mind of a Quarian.
The first step was to put on a display of strength, to impress the Quarian. Shepard had prepared for this step by bringing along a Geth Collosus.
He struck a heroic pose.
He made a heroic dive.
Tali was torn. On one hand, he was really ugly and creepier than before. But she knew she couldn't live with the death of her former commander on her conscience.
She gave up and opened the door.
And Ugly Shepard, with much whining and tantrum-throwing, managed to convince Tali to abandon her research and join his team.
It was allllll riiiiiiiiiiight.
Click here for the next Ugly Shepard post
Modifié par RigAudio, 03 mars 2010 - 12:15 .
#525
Posté 01 mars 2010 - 10:12
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I laughed pretty hard!RigAudio wrote...
She gave up and opened the door.
Wearing Legion armor causes face morph like that.Su-do wrote...
Doesn't look like a face code, they are using Legions body and putting on a human head. So some character morphing going on.Phjillee wrote...
You HAVE to give me the face code for that... thing!
Modifié par Dark Glasses, 01 mars 2010 - 10:15 .
