EbolaLola wrote...
I love Ugly Shepard. He has so much inner...something.
He is profound.
The Adventures of Ugly Shepard
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RigAudio
, févr. 24 2010 12:59
#51
Posté 24 février 2010 - 02:06
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He is profound.
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#52
Posté 24 février 2010 - 02:07
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After seeing those boobies, he was in a good mood. So much in fact that he picked up a Space Hitchhiker named Zaeed. Zaeed, however, demanded that they make a long detour to his mom's house so he could prove to her that he wasn't just another Space Hippie, and that he had friends.
This put a damper on Ugly Shepard's good mood. He did not like mothers.
Mordin and Ugly Shepard hung back while Zaeed yelled at his mom through her doorway. He could hear her chewing Zaeed out for making friends with ugly people. That did not sit well with Ugly Shepard. He snuck out of earshot and hatched a plan with Mordin.
On his cue, Mordin incinerated Zaeed's loudmouthed mom. She stumbled screaming back into her house, which promptly caught on fire.
The inferno was glorious.
Ugly Shepard walked away with a smile on his face.
Click here for the next Ugly Shepard post
This put a damper on Ugly Shepard's good mood. He did not like mothers.
Mordin and Ugly Shepard hung back while Zaeed yelled at his mom through her doorway. He could hear her chewing Zaeed out for making friends with ugly people. That did not sit well with Ugly Shepard. He snuck out of earshot and hatched a plan with Mordin.
On his cue, Mordin incinerated Zaeed's loudmouthed mom. She stumbled screaming back into her house, which promptly caught on fire.
The inferno was glorious.
Ugly Shepard walked away with a smile on his face.
Click here for the next Ugly Shepard post
Modifié par RigAudio, 26 février 2010 - 09:30 .
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Posté 24 février 2010 - 02:08
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#55
Posté 24 février 2010 - 02:08
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Ugly-Shep might be attractive to salarian women though. *ponders*
#57
Posté 24 février 2010 - 02:13
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"He did not like mothers."
LOL
Keep it up!
LOL
Keep it up!
#58
Posté 24 février 2010 - 02:16
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Something tells me this story is part of OP's therapy.
#59
Posté 24 février 2010 - 02:19
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Bron Avery wrote...
Go on...
In a bit. Ugly Shepard is still reminiscing.
#60
Posté 24 février 2010 - 02:20
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epoch_ wrote...
Something tells me this story is part of OP's therapy.
Then I want whatever prescription he's taking!
#61
Posté 24 février 2010 - 02:21
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RigAudio wrote...
Bron Avery wrote...
Go on...
In a bit. Ugly Shepard is still reminiscing.
Omg... lol.
#63
Posté 24 février 2010 - 02:24
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RigAudio wrote...
Bron Avery wrote...
Go on...
In a bit. Ugly Shepard is still reminiscing.
, *laughs*
Modifié par Bron Avery, 24 février 2010 - 02:24 .
#65
Posté 24 février 2010 - 02:27
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magichicken wrote...
But then Jack joined the crew, and he saw boobies for the first time.
Oh my god. I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Wiping the teras from my eyes. Oh man this thread is full of awesome.
#66
Posté 24 février 2010 - 02:27
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I did not know what to expect when I stumbled onto this thread...
But now I can't stop laughing OMG.
*subbed*
But now I can't stop laughing OMG.
*subbed*
#67
Posté 24 février 2010 - 02:28
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Truly brilliant! Keep it coming.
This guy saving the galaxy, makes you think.
This guy saving the galaxy, makes you think.
#68
Posté 24 février 2010 - 02:29
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This has made my week. Please, continue the story of Ugly Shepard as soon as you can.
#69
Posté 24 février 2010 - 02:31
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I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite thread on the internet.
#71
Posté 24 février 2010 - 02:34
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Great, great stuff.
Even better, RigAudio's posts sound like a Volus in my head (must be the avatar). =P
Even better, RigAudio's posts sound like a Volus in my head (must be the avatar). =P
#72
Posté 24 février 2010 - 02:38
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Weskerr wrote...
This has made my week. Please, continue the story of Ugly Shepard as soon as you can.
Ugly Shepard snapped out of it. The voices in his head were telling him to continue his journey.
But why should he? He was having too much fun. The way she screamed, the way the house burned to the ground...it was awesome. The only thing that would've made it better would be Jack dancing in front of the blaze. Mmmmm....yeah...
HAGA NAGA wrote...
More! More!
The voices were right! It was time for him to continue! No more immersing himself in a fantasy world for hours. He had a job to do, and he was going to do it, darn it!
Click here for the next Ugly Shepard post
Modifié par RigAudio, 26 février 2010 - 09:29 .
#73
Posté 24 février 2010 - 02:41
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His expressions are no less then awesome.
#74
Posté 24 février 2010 - 02:45
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RigAudio wrote...
Weskerr wrote...
This has made my week. Please, continue the story of Ugly Shepard as soon as you can.
Ugly Shepard snapped out of it. The voices in his head were telling him to continue his journey.
But why should he? He was having too much fun. The way she screamed, the way the house burned to the ground...it was awesome. The only thing that would've made it better would be Jack dancing in front of the blaze. Mmmmm....yeah...HAGA NAGA wrote...
More! More!
The voices were right! It was time for him to continue! No more immersing himself in a fantasy world for hours. He had a job to do, and he was going to do it, darn it!
Dear god. Everyone, keep telling him to post more!
