I need Ugly to help me procrastinate from writing this paper from hell!
The Adventures of Ugly Shepard
Débuté par
RigAudio
, févr. 24 2010 12:59
#876
Posté 21 mars 2010 - 05:10
#877
Posté 21 mars 2010 - 07:43
Oh man I Lol'ed so much... man I have now officially become a Ugly Shep fan. The hideousness just makes me wanna watch more!!! xD This is great. My stomach hurts, can barely breathe.
#878
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Posté 21 mars 2010 - 07:46
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RigAudio wrote...
As a warmup, I believe this picture has a place in the thread.
Awww, looks like true love to me.
#879
Posté 21 mars 2010 - 09:16
RigAudio wrote...
As a warmup, I believe this picture has a place in the thread.
#880
Posté 21 mars 2010 - 10:15
#881
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 12:33
Ugly Shepard is as good as always:lol:
This is something found by accident Best looking female Shepard
This is something found by accident Best looking female Shepard
#882
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 12:38
omfg I'm lauging my ass off
#883
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 12:51
Best looking Female Shepard...I nearly choked...
I'm still coughing and tearing from the shock...
I'm still coughing and tearing from the shock...
#884
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 12:54
#885
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 12:56
^^ Yay
#886
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 01:19
I wonder who he has loyal and how he deal with dead squadmates on the final
#887
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 01:30
DaVanguard wrote...
I wonder who he has loyal and how he deal with dead squadmates on the final
Who would be loyal to him? They would let him die the second they get the change
#888
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 01:33
good point but theres got to some one who doesnt dislike him in anywayiNixiRir wrote...
DaVanguard wrote...
I wonder who he has loyal and how he deal with dead squadmates on the final
Who would be loyal to him? They would let him die the second they get the change.
#889
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 01:59
Maybe Legion... who knows maybe even make Conrad save him for the ending
#890
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 02:00
But then again he's had a romance with Jack...
#891
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 03:12
edi or kelly...
#892
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 05:13
Ugly Shepard was trying on his new Cerberus-Issued-Firefly-Cosplay-Space-Outfit when Joker called him to the intercom room.

Oh great. Another mission for The Illusive Man? The last time he did that, he ended up playing hide and seek with those silly colonists and didn't even get those cigarettes. Man, he was mad. Ugly Shepard laughed at the memory.

Well, he didn't really have anything ELSE to do today. He went over to the intercom room. Jacob was there too, for some reason. How odd. He never really left his post in the Armory. Maybe he was getting restless. After all, it's not like he was taken along for any of the missions.

It seemed that Jacob had a rare mouth condition, and was asking The Illusive Man for help. The Illusive Man said that there was a planet in the area containing a special plant that would cure him if he prepared it properly. He requested Ugly Shepard to make a quick detour.

Pshaw, said Ugly Shepard. He was tired of running errands for his squad. Why couldn't Jacob just take the shuttle and do it himself?


The planet was populated almost entirely by hot women, said The Illusive Man.
"Holy crap I am so in," said Ugly Shepard.
"So am I," said Miranda.

Seems that Miranda had found no perfect man to love her, so she decided to try her luck at women.

Whatever, thought The Illusive Man. He didn't hold any secret feelings for her ANYWAY.
The transmission ended. Ugly Shepard was still confused as to what sort of mouth condition warranted a detour for a cure. He asked Jacob what it was.


HA HA HA

Ugly Shepard thought that was hilarious. Unfortunately, Jacob did not. Oh well. They packed their gear and went planetside.
END OF PART ONE OMG

Oh great. Another mission for The Illusive Man? The last time he did that, he ended up playing hide and seek with those silly colonists and didn't even get those cigarettes. Man, he was mad. Ugly Shepard laughed at the memory.

Well, he didn't really have anything ELSE to do today. He went over to the intercom room. Jacob was there too, for some reason. How odd. He never really left his post in the Armory. Maybe he was getting restless. After all, it's not like he was taken along for any of the missions.

It seemed that Jacob had a rare mouth condition, and was asking The Illusive Man for help. The Illusive Man said that there was a planet in the area containing a special plant that would cure him if he prepared it properly. He requested Ugly Shepard to make a quick detour.

Pshaw, said Ugly Shepard. He was tired of running errands for his squad. Why couldn't Jacob just take the shuttle and do it himself?


The planet was populated almost entirely by hot women, said The Illusive Man.
"Holy crap I am so in," said Ugly Shepard.
"So am I," said Miranda.

Seems that Miranda had found no perfect man to love her, so she decided to try her luck at women.

Whatever, thought The Illusive Man. He didn't hold any secret feelings for her ANYWAY.
The transmission ended. Ugly Shepard was still confused as to what sort of mouth condition warranted a detour for a cure. He asked Jacob what it was.


HA HA HA

Ugly Shepard thought that was hilarious. Unfortunately, Jacob did not. Oh well. They packed their gear and went planetside.
END OF PART ONE OMG
Modifié par RigAudio, 22 mars 2010 - 05:15 .
#893
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 05:22
That damned mouth condition! Still, not nearly as ugly as the main man himself.
#894
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 05:26
Yeah, sorry it's so late. I ended up re-writing the entire thing because I thought of a funnier situation, hence the two-parter this time. Didn't want to keep you guys waiting.
#895
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 05:36
I love how Jacob gets all pissy after Ugly Shep laughs at his mouth.
#896
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 05:42
Once again, Rig, you have delivered.
#897
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 05:46
This is my first post, and as such I must say with vigor:
I haven't laughed this hard in quite sometime. Awesome stuff.
I haven't laughed this hard in quite sometime. Awesome stuff.
#898
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 05:48
Thanks, and welcome to the forums!Jedah Dohma wrote...
This is my first post, and as such I must say with vigor:
I haven't laughed this hard in quite sometime. Awesome stuff.
#899
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 05:55
So I like how Shepard's Firefly Cosplay look makes his head look like a witch sprinkled her voodoo magics on top of it and shrank it. Possibly in an attempt to make it go away altogether.
#900
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 06:37
This is probebly a dumb question but is there a way to see past episodes of the Live broadcast or are they not recorded?
I kinda wanna hear Shepard's voice coming out of that ugly mug.
I kinda wanna hear Shepard's voice coming out of that ugly mug.





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