The Adventures of Ugly Shepard
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#1001
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 02:40
Failmaster9000
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man, ugly shepard should have been the original shepard >
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#1002
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 02:44
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I always refused to play with Sheploo, anyway. He always looked like he'd received lip collagen, or something. Ugh.
#1003
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 02:51
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Manshep was bad imo. Also bad acting imo. Uglyshep has much better acting.kglaser wrote...
I always refused to play with Sheploo, anyway. He always looked like he'd received lip collagen, or something. Ugh.
#1004
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 03:20
Marilynn-22
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Lol thisFailmaster9000 wrote...
man, ugly shepard should have been the original shepard >
#1006
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 07:24
Dark Glasses
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I've been sitting in a freezer for 5 days, and then I come back, I see... nothing.
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#1008
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 02:25
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There'll be more, eventually. As long as it is good, it's worth waiting for.
#1009
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 04:19
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I'd like to see an image of the human reaper trying to hide from the magnificence that is Ugly Shepard.
#1010
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 04:31
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I am disturbed. Like a great wind.
#1012
Posté 01 avril 2010 - 12:18
The Almighty Ali
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Miranda got sloppy on the Lazarus Project it seems.
#1014
Posté 01 avril 2010 - 10:54
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Bee you em peeh.
Hilarious thread xD
Hilarious thread xD
#1015
Posté 01 avril 2010 - 12:18
Akinra
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Failmaster9000 wrote...
man, ugly shepard should have been the original shepard >
That would have been the best game ever.
This thread is awesome, I haven't laughed so much in a long time.
#1017
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Posté 01 avril 2010 - 04:04
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I've been jonsing for some ugly shepard. I hope there is more...
#1018
Posté 01 avril 2010 - 04:31
RigAudio
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There will be moar today. I guarantee it.
#1021
Posté 01 avril 2010 - 04:59
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Nothing is guranted in April's fool. Rig you let us down and you're gonna watch Ugly fans doing Ugly things.... yes we shall take over your house to have a DESTRUCTION PARTY!RigAudio wrote...
There will be moar today. I guarantee it.
:O:O I'm already dressed in preparation ----->
#1022
Posté 01 avril 2010 - 05:01
RigAudio
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Oh come on, don't you trust me? When have I ever let you down?
#1023
Posté 01 avril 2010 - 05:04
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Well there was that time.... that time.... well.... ugh.... hm... that that, ugh ... look at this!!!
#1024
Posté 01 avril 2010 - 06:50
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Ugly Shepard exited the shuttle.
He could see plants everywhere, but no hot women! That stupid Illusive Man tricked him again! He should really stop listening to that guy.
Well, they were here, and here were plants. Jacob needed a plant to cure his face, right? He grabbed a few leaves and shoved them towards Jacob's mouth, but Jacob refused to touch them.
Ugly Shepard didn't see why. They were plants, and The Illusive Man said that plants would cure him.
He decided to prove they were safe by rubbing a few all over his own face. It burned like the fire of a thousand suns, but Ugly Shepard ignored the pain. Real men take whatever life rubs in their faces.
Miranda gasped. Jacob gasped. Ugly Shepard gasped too...he figured it was the cool thing to do. Maybe they were gasping at a zit caused by the plant or something. Ugly Shepard couldn't stand zits. His face was screwed up enough. He ran down to the lake and looked at his reflection. He gasped again.
The plant had made his face...
...amazingly sexy!
And he grew some sweet facial hair to boot!
His dreams had come true. The plant had cured him. He could finally live his life the way it was meant to be lived. With his charm and his new face, he could finally get some action.
He finally saw a woman down the path, and decided to try his new sexy face out on her. He walked up to her and gave her his sexiest smile.
The woman could barely restrain herself jumping the bones of this incredibly sexy man.
In fact, she tried to take him right there. Formerly Ugly Shepard had no qualms against that, but he'd rather not do it in public. He shoved her down.
He told her to wait there for a bit, and would come pick her up later. She complied, and laid swooning on the ground.
This was beyond awesome. He walked further up the path and found a whole freaking village of women. He couldn't believe his eyes. Neither could Miranda, he saw.
Jacob was getting jealous of all the attention Formerly Ugly Shepard was getting.
He smeared a leaf all over his face. But nothing happened. This planet was stupid and dumb. He demanded to return to the ship. Formerly Ugly Shepard didn't want to.
But yeah, they were running late for the next mission. The rushed over to the shuttle - Formerly Ugly Shepard didn't even have time to pick up that chick. Oh well. With his new face, nothing could stop him now.
He could see plants everywhere, but no hot women! That stupid Illusive Man tricked him again! He should really stop listening to that guy.
Well, they were here, and here were plants. Jacob needed a plant to cure his face, right? He grabbed a few leaves and shoved them towards Jacob's mouth, but Jacob refused to touch them.
Ugly Shepard didn't see why. They were plants, and The Illusive Man said that plants would cure him.
He decided to prove they were safe by rubbing a few all over his own face. It burned like the fire of a thousand suns, but Ugly Shepard ignored the pain. Real men take whatever life rubs in their faces.
Miranda gasped. Jacob gasped. Ugly Shepard gasped too...he figured it was the cool thing to do. Maybe they were gasping at a zit caused by the plant or something. Ugly Shepard couldn't stand zits. His face was screwed up enough. He ran down to the lake and looked at his reflection. He gasped again.
The plant had made his face...
...amazingly sexy!
And he grew some sweet facial hair to boot!
His dreams had come true. The plant had cured him. He could finally live his life the way it was meant to be lived. With his charm and his new face, he could finally get some action.
He finally saw a woman down the path, and decided to try his new sexy face out on her. He walked up to her and gave her his sexiest smile.
The woman could barely restrain herself jumping the bones of this incredibly sexy man.
In fact, she tried to take him right there. Formerly Ugly Shepard had no qualms against that, but he'd rather not do it in public. He shoved her down.
He told her to wait there for a bit, and would come pick her up later. She complied, and laid swooning on the ground.
This was beyond awesome. He walked further up the path and found a whole freaking village of women. He couldn't believe his eyes. Neither could Miranda, he saw.
Jacob was getting jealous of all the attention Formerly Ugly Shepard was getting.
He smeared a leaf all over his face. But nothing happened. This planet was stupid and dumb. He demanded to return to the ship. Formerly Ugly Shepard didn't want to.
But yeah, they were running late for the next mission. The rushed over to the shuttle - Formerly Ugly Shepard didn't even have time to pick up that chick. Oh well. With his new face, nothing could stop him now.
Modifié par RigAudio, 01 avril 2010 - 06:52 .
#1025
Posté 01 avril 2010 - 06:55
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That was so worth wait!
That was really great!
In honor of Prince I think Ugly Shep should now be known as "The Spectre Formerly Known as Ugly Shepard".
That was really great!
In honor of Prince I think Ugly Shep should now be known as "The Spectre Formerly Known as Ugly Shepard".
