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The Adventures of Ugly Shepard
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, févr. 24 2010 12:59
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#102
Posté 24 février 2010 - 04:02
Saberwolf116
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Seriously. Need. More.
So friggin funny...! XD
#103
Posté 24 février 2010 - 04:07
Reptilian Rob
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This is amazing, thread saved.
#104
Posté 24 février 2010 - 04:14
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Ugly Shepard was sad.
His krogan had malfunctioned and threw him up against the wall. He was helpless and scared stiff.
To escape the situation, he closed his eyes and went to his happy place: in front of Zaeed's mom's burning house, with Jack dancing in front of the flames. It was beautiful.
Unfortunately for Ugly Shepard, his happy moment had loosened his bowels and he defecated all over the floor of the hold.
Ugly Shepard convinced the krogan not to tell anyone.
But it was too late. Jack came up from her hidey-hole and saw Ugly Shepard held up in the air by a krogan, with a pile of poo underneath him. She laughed all the way back to her bunk.
Ugly Shepard was sad.
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His krogan had malfunctioned and threw him up against the wall. He was helpless and scared stiff.
To escape the situation, he closed his eyes and went to his happy place: in front of Zaeed's mom's burning house, with Jack dancing in front of the flames. It was beautiful.
Unfortunately for Ugly Shepard, his happy moment had loosened his bowels and he defecated all over the floor of the hold.
Ugly Shepard convinced the krogan not to tell anyone.
But it was too late. Jack came up from her hidey-hole and saw Ugly Shepard held up in the air by a krogan, with a pile of poo underneath him. She laughed all the way back to her bunk.
Ugly Shepard was sad.
Click here to go to the next Ugly Shepard post
Modifié par RigAudio, 26 février 2010 - 09:32 .
#105
Posté 24 février 2010 - 04:14
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LOL man you really know how to make someone laugh hard man.
#106
Posté 24 février 2010 - 04:19
Bron Avery
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Dear god, go on...
Modifié par Bron Avery, 24 février 2010 - 04:29 .
#107
Posté 24 février 2010 - 04:22
The Angry One
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Well at least he isn't at the hit his own head and drooling stage yet!
... right?
... right?
#108
Posté 24 février 2010 - 04:23
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This thread is made of pure, undistilled win. For the sake of comedy, please continue.
#109
Posté 24 février 2010 - 04:27
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Bron Avery wrote...
Dear god, go on...
No need to quote the entire post.
#110
Posté 24 février 2010 - 04:28
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RigAudio wrote...
Bron Avery wrote...
Dear god, go on...
No need to quote the entire post.
Point taken.
#111
Posté 24 février 2010 - 04:29
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Why is there a pile of poo *underneath* him? Wasn't he wearing pants...?
#112
Posté 24 février 2010 - 04:32
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Saberwolf116 wrote...
Why is there a pile of poo *underneath* him? Wasn't he wearing pants...?
His Space Pants were loose enough that the poo ran down his Ugly Legs and into a little pile on the Space Floor.
#113
Posté 24 février 2010 - 04:33
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RigAudio wrote...
Saberwolf116 wrote...
Why is there a pile of poo *underneath* him? Wasn't he wearing pants...?
His Space Pants were loose enough that the poo ran down his Ugly Legs and into a little pile on the Space Floor.
So ugly Shepard was going commando? Awesome!
#114
Posté 24 février 2010 - 04:33
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Saberwolf116 wrote...
RigAudio wrote...
Saberwolf116 wrote...
Why is there a pile of poo *underneath* him? Wasn't he wearing pants...?
His Space Pants were loose enough that the poo ran down his Ugly Legs and into a little pile on the Space Floor.
So ugly Shepard was going commando? Awesome!
Dear god.
#115
Posté 24 février 2010 - 04:35
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Saberwolf116 wrote...
RigAudio wrote...
Saberwolf116 wrote...
Why is there a pile of poo *underneath* him? Wasn't he wearing pants...?
His Space Pants were loose enough that the poo ran down his Ugly Legs and into a little pile on the Space Floor.
So ugly Shepard was going commando? Awesome!
That's why they call him Commando Shepard.
#116
Posté 24 février 2010 - 04:35
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Sorry, it's in my nature to nitpick.The Angry One wrote...
Saberwolf116 wrote...
RigAudio wrote...
Saberwolf116 wrote...
Why is there a pile of poo *underneath* him? Wasn't he wearing pants...?
His Space Pants were loose enough that the poo ran down his Ugly Legs and into a little pile on the Space Floor.
So ugly Shepard was going commando? Awesome!
Dear god.
*Imagines ugly Shepard going commando*
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...
*Gets rope*
#117
Posté 24 février 2010 - 04:35
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As evidenced by my picture, I too, embrace the ways of the ugly. Derpderp Cousland approves of this thread, AS DO I. Shine on, you ugly diamond.
#118
Posté 24 février 2010 - 04:35
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haha! the pink camo armor is a nice touch.
#120
Posté 24 février 2010 - 04:37
The Angry One
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Btw you should put Uglyshep in the cowboy outfit, or hell if you're on the PC get an .ini mod and put him in the Illusive Man's suit for teh lulz.
#122
Posté 24 février 2010 - 04:53
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holy **** this is awesome. im totally making an ugly shepard. this definately adds to the replayability.
#123
Posté 24 février 2010 - 04:54
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Funniest stuff I've seen in awhile, can't wait to see it tomorrow.
#124
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Posté 24 février 2010 - 04:55
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We need to get this added to the threads sticky.
#125
Posté 24 février 2010 - 04:59
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good god that is brilliant man, ive not laughed that hard in a while, keep up the good work
