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[jkstexas2001]

Failmaster9000 wrote...

Soahfreako wrote...

blasto lives wrote...

My femshep is also eagerly awaiting more ugly...

Look at this...Like sneaking into the capt--OMFG WRONG CAPTAIN *leaves*.

heavy risk....but the priz---HOLY **** WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!?!?!

Girl so ugly, her face can knock a vulture off a sh-- wagon at twenty paces.

[Khayness]

Stop bumping this thread and filling our hearts with false promises!

[RigAudio]

Here's a vid that explaiiiiiins everything (near the end) -

[jkstexas2001]

My dawg was looking over my shoulder when I pulled up the first page of this thread two days ago He ran yelping at the door and hasn't come back since.

Modifié par jkstexas2001, 23 juin 2010 - 12:59 .

[Reptilian Rob]

RigAudio wrote...

Here's a vid that explaiiiiiins everything (near the end) -

LORD OL' MIGHTY WHAT IS THAT!?

Good stuff Rig.

[Khayness]

NOO, FUGLY SHEP GOT THE VOICE OF MY SHEP!!!



I got that bug what prevents you escaping the Lazarus station after installing all the DLCs without Administrator approval on Win7 (it whined they wasn't installed properly).

[MatsudaTohu]

AHHHHHHH!!! I NEED MORE UGLY SHEPARD!!!

It's like water, I need it to survive.

[Tooneyman]

This thread must never died!

[Onyx Jaguar]

RigAudio wrote...

Here's a vid that explaiiiiiins everything (near the end) -

JACOB WAS WILSON THE WHOLE TIME!

[RigAudio]

Miranda was losing her patience.
Perfection had its limitations.
  She wanted a lover,
  But sadly discovered
No-one fit her high expectations,



Traditional methods were flawed,
They catered the liar and fraud.
  Puffing his cigarette,
  The Illusive Man bet
That an extranet search would be broad.




She logged on the net with aplomb
And searched with a wave of her palm.
  To Miranda's delight,
  It revealed her a site:
HumansOfPerfection.com


 
She clicked "sign up!" with no delay,
On her monochrome yellow display.
  Interrupting her searching,
  A figure came lurching.
She looked up, gasped, and looked away.





In front of her stood the Commander.
He said "I won't stand for this slander!
  Someone put my face
  On a pig's naughty place.
Who did this? EDI? I can't stand her!"





Miranda stood up. "You're a jerk.
You just interrupted my work!
  The door wasn't locked,
  But at least you could knock!
I'm an officer, not a damn clerk!"




Before Shepard could say a thing,
Miranda's computer went "bing!"
  "We've picked you some guys
  From our ample supplies.
Would you like us to give them a ring?"



Shep looked askance at her screen.
"You're trying the net dating scene?"
  "I am, and don't stop me,"
  Miranda said softly,
while turning back to her machine.





Shepard felt jelousy rise.
She can't just go see other guys!
  "Can't you date someone here?"
  "I saw Jacob last year,
But I dumped him when he said 'the priiiiize.'"



He walked out the door in a huff
Miranda thought "That wasn't tough.
  A little TOO easy.
  He'll do something sleazy...
...I'll know what it is soon enough."



To be continued
Aaaaaand click here for part two!

Modifié par RigAudio, 29 juin 2010 - 01:24 .

[Inquisitor Recon]

Rhymes? LOL.

[Mr Plow]

that is great!

[RigAudio]

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[PnXMarcin1PL]

On this picture the Ugly Shepard looks like he has gone "hunting"

[RazzlesAD]

Awesome limericks! Moar!

[MarchWaltz]

I am suing your for the destruction of my eyes.

[RigAudio]

MarchWaltz wrote...

I am suing your for the destruction of my eyes.

Hah, get in line.

[Shepard Lives]

Rig, I hereby inform you that I want your babies.

[RazzlesAD]

shepard_lives wrote...

Rig, I hereby inform you that I want your babies.

Careful with what you wish for...

[ThunderDragon83]

Lmao. This made my day

[lovgreno]

Only Rigaudios imagination.
Could create such a winning combination.
Rhyme and screenshot.
Equals comedy, most hot.
We await more limericks with exaltation.

Modifié par lovgreno, 26 juin 2010 - 10:19 .

[Inthatplace]

Nice

[RigAudio]

lovgreno wrote...

Only Rigaudios imagination.
Could create such a winning combination.
Rhyme and screenshot.
Equals comedy, most hot.
We await more limericks with exaltation.

I'm glad you read limericks with pleasure,
so please, sir, click here at your lesiure,
  Where your Mass Effect lines
  Will brings laughs of all kinds
(And Wentletrap's are beyond measure!).
 

[lovgreno]

I must for that thread thank you.
It has given me amusement , it's true.
It must be said.
That that kind of thread.
A foul mood can easily subdue.

I feel I about my poetry must be humble.
As I with rhymes usualy stumble.
But I must attest.
That Wentletrap is the best.
With limericks he is always ready to rumble.

Modifié par lovgreno, 27 juin 2010 - 12:54 .

[Death_Stalks_All]

Death_Stalks_All wrote...
*busts into rig's house with a shotgun and points it at him* MAKE THE UGLY COME BACK! WE WANT THE UGLY BACK!

*sees the ugly and laughs at the new scetch* Ok, thanks... I needed my fix... *puts down the shotgun* Don't you DARE make me go without mah ugly fix next time <_<. *leaves*