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[kglaser]

Yay moar ugly + limericks about the ugly =

[RigAudio]

kglaser wrote...

Yay moar ugly + limericks about the ugly =

Yup, I'm working on the second part.

[Dr. Cheesesteak]

a monkey-looking shepard? must be the funniest, most original thing on earth!

[Inquisitor Recon]

Are you new here? Because this is the original deal, the genuine article! I suggest you turn around before the rest of the boys show up with some baseball bats and golf clubs.

Modifié par ReconTeam, 28 juin 2010 - 06:23 .

[Dr. Cheesesteak]

ReconTeam wrote...

Are you new here? Because this is the original deal, the genuine article! I suggest you turn around before the rest of the boys show up with some baseball bats and golf clubs.

New where?  To these forums?  No. 

But didn't everyone make an ugly Shepard in ME1 or ugly anything-in-a-game-that-lets-you-customize-your-face?  Just no one took the time to RP about it.

[RigAudio]

Dr. Cheesesteak wrote...
But didn't everyone make an ugly Shepard in ME1 or ugly anything-in-a-game-that-lets-you-customize-your-face?  Just no one took the time to RP about it.

Exactly. I'm surprised nobody did something like this before.

[Reptilian Rob]

Ugly is back! And uglier than ever!

[RazzlesAD]

Reptilian Rob wrote...

Ugly is back! And uglier than ever!

And uglier than ever!

uglier

how????

[Onyx Jaguar]

Score! I thought Ugly Shepard was dead there for a bit =(

[Reptilian Rob]

RazzlesAD wrote...

Reptilian Rob wrote...

Ugly is back! And uglier than ever!

And uglier than ever!

uglier

how????

He found a way.

[kglaser]

He was dead. Hell spit him out for being too ugly.

[RigAudio]

Miranda found herself a cutie,
Someone who came close to her beauty.
  He lived on Illium.
  She wanted to meet 'im.
She told Shep "I'm going off duty."



She landed at quarter to eight.
"Oh good, I'm not gonna be late."
  When she got to the bar, she
  Was met by Asari.
"Excuse me," she asked, "where's my date?"





Before the Asari could say,
Miranda saw, to her dismay
  That a guy in pink armor
  Was coming behind her
And shouting "Hey, you! Get away!"




Shep said "Don't go near that stranger!"
"But," she replied, "she's an Exchanger.
  She'll just ascertain
  That I'm completely sane.
I assure you that I'm in no danger."




She got the Asari's consent,
And Shep she tried to circumvent.
  But Shep followed her
  On the elevator.
She groaned as it began its ascent.






"Shepard," she asked, "why the prying?"
Said Shepard, "That website is lying!
  I may sound macabre,
  But these guys are robbers,
And those who resist end up dying!"




They got to the top of the shaft,
Where the con artists waited and laughed.
  Said one, "A new client.
  Stay nice and complient,"
While grabbing her gun by the haft.






These clients, though, caught them off guard.
Miranda struck first, and struck hard.
  Killed the first at the go
  (While Shep said "Told you so."),
Smashed the second one out of the yard.






"How did you predict those attackers?"
Shep said, "I had help from some hackers.
    This is the location
    Of 'The Q Foundation,'
Who sold me fake Quarian Trackers."





She ran both her hands through her hair.
How could she be caught unaware?
  "It was almost my death,"
  She said under her breath,
"I guess Shepard really does care"



She looked at him as the light faded.
Everything but the face was upgraded.
  If you covered that section,
  You're left with perfection. 
And yes, she would know, 'cause she made it.
 




The End
(of that arc)

[RigAudio]

Sorry about the large file sizes and the duller scars. This was the first mission I screenshot, and I can't go back and re-do the mission 'cause of my broken video card.

[Khayness]

It's better than the Second Coming.

The Adventures of Ugly Shepard cures cancer and estabilishes world peace.

[RyuGuitarFreak]

LOL. The end was amazing LMAO. I wasn't expecting that.

[kglaser]

Haha, I love this image. "Oh, great. Now it's *following* me."



So glad that this thread isn't dead

I was quite going out of my head

With no Ugly to view--

Then he showed, right on cue

And made me glad I hadn't fled.

[RazzlesAD]

I guess there was a reason Miranda agreed to sleep with Ugly during that live session...

[kglaser]

She did?? I missed that one, damn!

[Jonathan Shepard]

"Everything else was perfect" and in the subsequent picture, Miranda looks pants-ward of Shepard. I like the implications RigAudio has established.

[RigAudio]

Hahaha, look what I just found.
[EDIT - I see Reptilian Rob found it before me. lawls]

I wonder if Ugly has been used in any other pics like this?

Modifié par RigAudio, 29 juin 2010 - 03:51 .

[Cain_Novaburn]

RigAudio wrote...

She looked at him as the light faded.

Everything but the face was upgraded.

If you covered that section,

You're left with perfection.

And yes, she would know, 'cause she made it.

Love this part, it's great. I also love how I checked ealier today for more Ugly Shep and I was plesently suprised to find an update just now : )



Keep the Saucesome Train rolling...

[MadCat221]

UglyShep's Dragon Age sister?

http://dragonage.wik...dy_Liza_Packton

Modifié par MadCat221, 29 juin 2010 - 05:08 .

[RazzlesAD]

Possible ancestor.

[RigAudio]

RazzlesAD wrote...

Possible ancestor.

Maybe of the monkeys Shepard landed on, but not Ugly Shepard directly.

[CroGamer002]

I'm new in this thread so how much did ugly Shepard get or is RigAudio replaying it?