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[etonesmith1]

RigAudio for president!

[Maj.Pain007]

RigAudio wrote...

Dear Diary,

I just noticed my new Yeoman. I couldn't take my eyes off of her.



I think she likes me.

OMFG LOL


PRICELESS

[redloz]

I dunno what kelly's problem is, the man is a fox.

[Seanylegit]

Maj.Pain007 wrote...

RigAudio wrote...

Dear Diary,

I just noticed my new Yeoman. I couldn't take my eyes off of her.



I think she likes me.

OMFG LOL


PRICELESS

OK, I totally lol'd.

[MajorStranger]

Oh my god! Everytime I see him I can't stop thinking about bashing his face with a shovel

[crusadex]

How the hell could you play for hours watching this horse face anyway? It would definitely hurt my eyes 

[ItsFreakinJesus]

Kelly's face is indeed priceless.

[RigAudio]

crusadex wrote...

How the hell could you play for hours watching this horse face anyway? It would definitely hurt my eyes 

Thankfully, you spend most of the game staring at the back of his head.

[InvaderErl]

Maybe he plays by sound. Like some kind of video game Daredevil?

NVM.

Modifié par InvaderErl, 24 février 2010 - 07:09 .

[Azint]

RigAudio wrote...

crusadex wrote...

How the hell could you play for hours watching this horse face anyway? It would definitely hurt my eyes 

Thankfully, you spend most of the game staring at the back of his head.

You're a stronger man than I.

[RigAudio]

InvaderErl wrote...

Maybe he plays by sound. Like some kind of video game Daredevil?

NVM.

I am a sound effect designer, actually. I spend most of the game just listening to stuff.

[InvaderErl]

See? I totally knew that.

[Dark Glasses]

Oh god! Monkey Shepard.

I support this thread!

[Zulmoka531]

You know, I hate you RigAudio. I was doing Miranda's loyalty mission again, got the part when it closes in on Shepard's face and he goes "You're human just like the rest of us..." and the image of your Ugly Shepard popped into my head.



I was laughing so hard my sister came in to check on me....

[Tyreal42a]

I support Ugly Shepard as a romance interest in ME3.

[RigAudio]

Zulmoka531 wrote...

You know, I hate you RigAudio. I was doing Miranda's loyalty mission again, got the part when it closes in on Shepard's face and he goes "You're human just like the rest of us..." and the image of your Ugly Shepard popped into my head.

I was laughing so hard my sister came in to check on me....

I'm gonna get some screenshots of that, just for you.

[crusadex]

Bioware should add a face standart program for this. If you make a ridiculously ugly face and try to make a romance, your love interest must say something like this: "No way! I'd prefer to kiss a Krogan than even looking at you for a second!"

[Anglerfish610]

After spending time in an art school that lets just about anyone with credit good enough to get a loan through the door, I've seen some pretty ugly drawings and 3d models attempt to pass for human, but that, good sir, beats all. Bravo. Bravo...

Modifié par Fish Fables, 24 février 2010 - 07:38 .

[Kaiol_]

Moar!

[Pauravi]

RigAudio wrote...

Dear Diary,

I just noticed my new Yeoman. I couldn't take my eyes off of her.

I think she likes me.

OMGLOL!!!!!!1!!!!1111!

[RigAudio]

Dear Diary,

Jack has been on my mind for the past few days. It's awful. She just keeps running around in that skimpy outfit, and it's making me lose focus on the mission.
I decided that enough was enough. I went down to the hold,



looked her straight in the eye,



and told her to put some clothes on.



She begged to remain the way she was, and offered to make sweet love to me if I never brought the subject of clothing up again.



I knew that as a commando commander, I could not have a relationship with a member of my crew. So naturally, I declined her offer.



I shook her hand farewell,



and left on good terms.









Cick here for the next Ugly Shepard post

Modifié par RigAudio, 27 février 2010 - 01:50 .

[Hejhej1234]

Cute

[1490]

"Looked her straight in the eye"



Hahahahaha!

[babylonfreak]

I was taking a sip of my soda when I opened the thread. I spit it out.



Then, because I thought you couldn't POSSIBLY top yourself, I drank another sip and scrolled down. And spat my drink again.



I quickly realized I could not continue reading this thread and enjoy my soda at the same time. I did the only reasonable thing and kept reading. The ice melted, making it undrinkable.



You, sir, are a genius.



You also owe me a soda.

[RigAudio]

babylonfreak wrote...

I was taking a sip of my soda when I opened the thread. I spit it out.

Then, because I thought you couldn't POSSIBLY top yourself, I drank another sip and scrolled down. And spat my drink again.

I quickly realized I could not continue reading this thread and enjoy my soda at the same time. I did the only reasonable thing and kept reading. The ice melted, making it undrinkable.

You, sir, are a genius.

You also owe me a soda.

Sorry about that. Next time you're in a conundrum, just ask yourself...what would Ugly Shepard do?