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[Borschtbeet]

I played through Mass Effect pretending to care about Tali, making her think she actually had a chance in Hell at scrogging me.  HA!  Yeah right.

Tali came up to my cabin and she was like all "duuuuhhhh....I thought I'd bring some music" and "deerrrrr...I'm nervous"
and then I was just like "Nah...."

and she said "can't blame a girl for trying"

Then the camera showed her taking the long, slow walk of shame out of my cabin like the loser she is.

HAHAHA!

Then after the suicide mission, I scrogged Kelly and we laughed and chuckled together talking about how Tali actually thought she had a shot in Hell with me.

BTW, Tali died.

Modifié par Borschtbeet, 24 février 2010 - 03:28 .

[Nozybidaj]

Cool story bro.

[Hubb-]

After reading this post I think Tali was the winner here.

[Tooneyman]

Lmao. That is awesome.

[Gabey5]

yeah the whole nervous girl thing is sooo liara me 1

[Remaix]

Are you... are you physically incapable of not using the word "scrog"?

[Aceattack]

Yeah this wasn't at all an obvious troll post at all

[aaniadyen]

Walk of shame isn't getting rejected. It's the morning after you do it and need to go back home in the clothes from the night before.

[Wynne]

What Hubb and Remaix said.

[shinobi602]

Um, ok.



And what the heck is scrog?

[Borschtbeet]

She was in the engine room and then she just stood there like a moron as things were exploding and then we hear her terrible voice actress, Liz Sroka go

"AAAUWWWGHHHHH!"

then EDI is like

"she's dead"

but nobody even cared. Joker was like..



"yeah, whatever anyways we've got a galaxy to save. Screw the Quarian."

[JRCHOharry]

mmhmm.

[Bann Duncan]

Well done. I think I might do her romance dialogue on my current playthrough so I can do that.

[aaniadyen]

shinobi602 wrote...

Um, ok.

And what the heck is scrog?

Sideways monster mash.

[vigna]

Ummm, you know Kelly brought scale itch on board...right?

[I am Mr. Wilson]

Hubb- wrote...

After reading this post I think Tali was the winner here.

Speaks the truth

[OldMan91]

Oh no. I have become angry reading this taunting post about the way you rejected Tali in the pre-suicide mission romance scene. I will now proceed to mock your post in an intelligent and witty way, therefore raising the moral support for my post.



I hope you are ready. It will be a very intelligent and demeaning post, I assure you.

[Borschtbeet]

OldMan91 wrote...

Oh no. I have become angry reading this taunting post about the way you rejected Tali in the pre-suicide mission romance scene. I will now proceed to mock your post in an intelligent and witty way, therefore raising the moral support for my post.

I hope you are ready. It will be a very intelligent and demeaning post, I assure you.

Oh noez!  Please don't!

[MaaZeus]

vigna wrote...

Ummm, you know Kelly brought scale itch on board...right?

Actually that makes sense considering Kellys free-minded attidute. Whew, luckily never romanced her in my playthroughs...

[HK01]

I am Mr. Wilson wrote...

Hubb- wrote...

After reading this post I think Tali was the winner here.

Speaks the truth

Yep, definitely.

[Borschtbeet]

MaaZeus wrote...

vigna wrote...

Ummm, you know Kelly brought scale itch on board...right?

Actually that makes sense considering Kellys free-minded attidute. Whew, luckily never romanced her in my playthroughs...

No big deal so long as you abide by the rule of no go glove, no love.

[Spam Eelam]

One day Borsht will make a thread without the word scrog and the world will end.

[NuclearBuddha]

aaniadyen wrote...

Walk of shame isn't getting rejected. It's the morning after you do it and need to go back home in the clothes from the night before.

How is the OP supposed to know that?

[Avissel]

thats oddly hateful.

Also whats up with the constant use of the word "scrog" lately? Did I miss some kind of slang update?

[aaniadyen]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

aaniadyen wrote...

Walk of shame isn't getting rejected. It's the morning after you do it and need to go back home in the clothes from the night before.

How is the OP supposed to know that?

You're right...he's clearly never had sex.