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HAHA! I made Tali take the walk of shame!


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#101
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Luc0s wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

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OP needs to get laid... in real life.... quickly....


first he needs a real life


Hehe... yeah.

Something says me that the OP just recently got rejected by that one girl he was crazy about and now he's reflecting his anger on poor Tali and he felt the urge to make a troll-post about it on this forum.

Poor OP, does it hurt that bad? Don't worry man, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Now give me a hug.:wizard:


Ha!  If I were that desperate I wouldn't have turned down Tali.  My Commander Shepard's taste in women reflects my own real life tastes and I love teasing nerdy, ugly girls into thinking they have a shot with me only to reject them at the last minute and then scrog a really hot girl like Kelly Chambers.

I bet Tali didn't bother saving herself from the engine room because I was probably the only thing worth living for after her dad died.

I bet Kelly was like "OMG!  I can't believe Tali, that girl with the Darth Vader head thought she could scrog a man like you!"


Cool story bro...

... bet you're still a virgin...


PS: Nerdy girls > "hot" girls that everyone already had. Just sayin'.



I'm not a virgin, but Tali is and I made sure she died one!  HAHA!

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Borschtbeet wrote...

Fine, if you guys want to consider dying in a fire "winning"
I'm sure you all have a bright future ahead of you.


Hm...
Dying in a fire...
Sex with... this thing.
Dying in a fire...
Sex with this thing...

...*throws self into fireplace*

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Borschtbeet wrote...

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Borschtbeet wrote...

I played through Mass Effect pretending to care about Tali, making her think she actually had a chance in Hell at scrogging me.  HA!  Yeah right.

Tali came up to my cabin and she was like all "duuuuhhhh....I thought I'd bring some music" and "deerrrrr...I'm nervous"
and then I was just like "Nah...."

and she said "can't blame a girl for trying"

Then the camera showed her taking the long, slow walk of shame out of my cabin like the loser she is.

HAHAHA!

Then after the suicide mission, I scrogged Kelly and we laughed and chuckled together talking about how Tali actually thought she had a shot in Hell with me.

BTW, Tali died.

This whole post "like" reminded me of "like" the movie Clueless. Apparently, "like" Valley Girls exist in "like" the Mass Effect universe.Image IPB


I only used the word "like" once in the entire post.


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Borschtbeet wrote...

Luc0s wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

Luc0s wrote...

Rakia_Time wrote...

Luc0s wrote...

OP needs to get laid... in real life.... quickly....


first he needs a real life


Hehe... yeah.

Something says me that the OP just recently got rejected by that one girl he was crazy about and now he's reflecting his anger on poor Tali and he felt the urge to make a troll-post about it on this forum.

Poor OP, does it hurt that bad? Don't worry man, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Now give me a hug.:wizard:


Ha!  If I were that desperate I wouldn't have turned down Tali.  My Commander Shepard's taste in women reflects my own real life tastes and I love teasing nerdy, ugly girls into thinking they have a shot with me only to reject them at the last minute and then scrog a really hot girl like Kelly Chambers.

I bet Tali didn't bother saving herself from the engine room because I was probably the only thing worth living for after her dad died.

I bet Kelly was like "OMG!  I can't believe Tali, that girl with the Darth Vader head thought she could scrog a man like you!"


Cool story bro...

... bet you're still a virgin...


PS: Nerdy girls > "hot" girls that everyone already had. Just sayin'.



I'm not a virgin, but Tali is and I made sure she died one!  HAHA!


You do have a bad taste in girls though. Kelly hot? Nahhhhhhhhh.

Ah well, not everyone can have the best ofcourse. Some people have to do it with less. I understand bro, I understand. ;)

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Alright, screw you guys! I'm going to go play Dragon Age.

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I prefer the double facepalm, Picard + Riker, strikes more me think :devil:

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Borschtbeet wrote...

Alright, screw you guys! I'm going to go play Dragon Age.


Yes, please go do that, go play Dragon Age. Mass Effect is way to epic for you.

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Yes, I'm sure he'll try to lead Leliana on, and make fun of her for singing. Then , of course, boot her out of the tent. Then he'll sacrifice himself just to ****** her off some more.



Greeeeaaaaattt.

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aaniadyen wrote...

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Walk of shame isn't getting rejected. It's the morning after you do it and need to go back home in the clothes from the night before.


How is the OP supposed to know that?


You're right...he's clearly never had sex.

No, both of you are wrong. The walk of shame consists of you waking up in the morning, realizing that you got pretty smashed the night before, and there are several men in bed with you. You slowly get out of bed, and hobble to the car nude.

Not that I would know though........

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vigna wrote...

Yes, I'm sure he'll try to lead Leliana on, and make fun of her for singing. Then , of course, boot her out of the tent. Then he'll sacrifice himself just to ****** her off some more.

Greeeeaaaaattt.


More like get taken in by morrigan, then run upstairs to his daddy shouting "I did it, I finally got laid!"

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The sad state of affairs is that the OP was quite successful. That is successful trolling 101. Most of you took the bait and replied and simultaneously complained. The best way to end a troll attempt is to simply ignore and fight the urge to punch back. Liara gets this kind of treatment everyday and we handle it rather well.

The sad thing is that people are getting very defensive and it is pointless and at the same time fueling the very same thing that is fueling your anger and defensiveness. It's a cycle that only dies by being ignored.

the greatest thing and attack against a troll is to make him talk to himself or only a few of his cohorts. There is nothing more satidfying than watching a troll attempt sink to page...oblivion.

Modifié par Deltaboy37-1, 24 février 2010 - 05:42 .


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Deltaboy37-1 wrote...

The sad state of affairs is that the OP was quite successful. That is successful trolling 101. Most of you took the bait and replied and simultaneously complained. The best way to end a troll attempt is to simply ignore and fight the urge to punch back. Liara gets this kind of treatment everyday and we handle it rather well.

The sad thing is that people are getting very defensive and it is pointless and at the same time fueling the very same thing that is fueling your anger and defensiveness. It's a cycle that only dies by being ignored.


What's more sad, is you getting preachy when you're here replying too... :huh:

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Jake71887 wrote...

Deltaboy37-1 wrote...

The sad state of affairs is that the OP was quite successful. That is successful trolling 101. Most of you took the bait and replied and simultaneously complained. The best way to end a troll attempt is to simply ignore and fight the urge to punch back. Liara gets this kind of treatment everyday and we handle it rather well.

The sad thing is that people are getting very defensive and it is pointless and at the same time fueling the very same thing that is fueling your anger and defensiveness. It's a cycle that only dies by being ignored.


What's more sad, is you getting preachy when you're here replying too... :huh:


But I'm not defending anything. I have no stake in any character or fight in this thread, so actually I'm the perfect person to post in this thread. I'm neautral.

Don't worry, before your get your britches all bunched up in a knot, I am kinda on your side simply trying to admonish those who were offended by this thread and OP to simply ignore him and make even your lives better, because guess what, you've obvously been monitoring this fail thread ...and posting how much you hate it and how stupid the OP is and how you think he's a sad virgin and whatnot.....but you're here still talking to this same person who you supposedly hate and detest and want to get rid of. Most have stopped posting in it and that is what will be successful, not taking pot shots at the OP, that will get you nowhere and it will simultaneously get him more success.

Modifié par Deltaboy37-1, 24 février 2010 - 05:46 .


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Deltaboy37-1 wrote...

The sad state of affairs is that the OP was quite successful. That is successful trolling 101. Most of you took the bait and replied and simultaneously complained. The best way to end a troll attempt is to simply ignore and fight the urge to punch back. Liara gets this kind of treatment everyday and we handle it rather well.

The sad thing is that people are getting very defensive and it is pointless and at the same time fueling the very same thing that is fueling your anger and defensiveness. It's a cycle that only dies by being ignored.

the greatest thing and attack against a troll is to make him talk to himself or only a few of his cohorts. There is nothing more satidfying than watching a troll attempt sink to page...oblivion.


Meh, the troll has his fun, other people have fun with using him as a virtual punch bag.  It's hardly a serious thread.  Everyone wins, really.

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he made another juvenile thread?

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NuclearBuddha wrote...

Deltaboy37-1 wrote...

The sad state of affairs is that the OP was quite successful. That is successful trolling 101. Most of you took the bait and replied and simultaneously complained. The best way to end a troll attempt is to simply ignore and fight the urge to punch back. Liara gets this kind of treatment everyday and we handle it rather well.

The sad thing is that people are getting very defensive and it is pointless and at the same time fueling the very same thing that is fueling your anger and defensiveness. It's a cycle that only dies by being ignored.

the greatest thing and attack against a troll is to make him talk to himself or only a few of his cohorts. There is nothing more satidfying than watching a troll attempt sink to page...oblivion.


Meh, the troll has his fun, other people have fun with using him as a virtual punch bag.  It's hardly a serious thread.  Everyone wins, really.


Agreed, cause I've been laughing since I started reading it.

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You are an ass.

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Reptilian Rob wrote...

aaniadyen wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

aaniadyen wrote...

Walk of shame isn't getting rejected. It's the morning after you do it and need to go back home in the clothes from the night before.


How is the OP supposed to know that?


You're right...he's clearly never had sex.

No, both of you are wrong. The walk of shame consists of you waking up in the morning, realizing that you got pretty smashed the night before, and there are several men in bed with you. You slowly get out of bed, and hobble to the car nude.

Not that I would know though........

....i think you might be the victim of a sex crime...

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Deltaboy37-1 wrote...
But I'm not defending anything. I have no stake in any character or fight in this thread, so actually I'm the perfect person to post in this thread. I'm neautral.

Don't worry, before your get your britches all bunched up in a knot, I am kinda on your side simply trying to admonish those who were offended by this thread and OP to simply ignore him and make even your lives better, because guess what, you've obvously been monitoring this fail thread ...and posting how much you hate it and how stupid the OP is and how you think he's a sad virgin and whatnot.....but you're here still talking to this same person who you supposedly hate and detest and want to get rid of. Most have stopped posting in it and that is what will be successful, not taking pot shots at the OP, that will get you nowhere and it will simultaneously get him more success.


I note your honest intentions, however bumping the thread just keeps it up towards the top for new people to read, and possibly get upset and reply to. Not that I'm going to stop replying, just saying you're being counter-productive to your mission.

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Deltaboy37-1 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Deltaboy37-1 wrote...

The sad state of affairs is that the OP was quite successful. That is successful trolling 101. Most of you took the bait and replied and simultaneously complained. The best way to end a troll attempt is to simply ignore and fight the urge to punch back. Liara gets this kind of treatment everyday and we handle it rather well.

The sad thing is that people are getting very defensive and it is pointless and at the same time fueling the very same thing that is fueling your anger and defensiveness. It's a cycle that only dies by being ignored.

the greatest thing and attack against a troll is to make him talk to himself or only a few of his cohorts. There is nothing more satidfying than watching a troll attempt sink to page...oblivion.


Meh, the troll has his fun, other people have fun with using him as a virtual punch bag.  It's hardly a serious thread.  Everyone wins, really.


Agreed, cause I've been laughing since I started reading it.

I'm still laughing about his post on Midwesterners, etc.  Suddenly so reasonable, LOL.

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This comes to mind.



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I was amused by the OP lol

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wish i could say the same about you and your crew of flunkies....****es

/prince

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Hubb- wrote...

After reading this post I think Tali was the winner here.


Yup.

BTW: Come on OP, find some new trolling material, anti-Tali stuff is just auto hit.

Modifié par Invalidcode, 24 février 2010 - 06:16 .