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[Toolson]

Borschtbeet wrote...
If so it would be pretty funny since it would show just how damn desperate Alistair is that he resorts to scrogging an ugly, fat short woman.

Haha! Best thread ever

[Maria13]

Obviously juvenile.



"Devirginize" what a pathetic, ugly, functional word. Much prefer "deflower"!

[Chasseresse]

<--- Anita disapproves -38







(and so does Alistair)





Ugly-pah!

[Oak Tree Leaf]

sylvanaerie wrote...

mousestalker wrote...

Dagna is easily the most adorable character in game.

Hands down the most adorable NPC in the game.  But I wish those arms on the dwarves matched their stoutness better.  It looks like they put human length arms on a body half that height.  Just looks "off" to me.

I don't hate dwarves at all, but the arm length on females does for some reason remind me of an orangutang...

Now I shall hide before the hate train comes for meh!

http://img.dailymail...anR_800x570.jpg

Wish I knew how to show the image in thread...

[Borschtbeet]

I just devirginized Alistair playing a Dwarf. It was hilarious. Alistair was surrounded by hot girls like Morrigan and Lelianna yet he chose to scrog the fat, short, ugly girl.

Doesn't say much about his confidence.

Modifié par Borschtbeet, 09 mars 2010 - 11:17 .

[Gill Kaiser]

Addai67 wrote...

OP is no more than thirteen years old, I assume?

From what I've seen of his other posts, especially on the Mass Effect 2 forums... yes.

[Spinnazie]

The amount of woman swooping into this thread to defend Dwarves is astounding.

[krylo]

I'd 'scrog' a dwarf. Sure they're a little stocky, but they've got the best hips.

[Onyx Jaguar]

Hey a resurrected scrog thread



Its like appearing at a party that shouldn't be going on at my house, sweet.

[Kryyptehk]

krylo wrote...

I'd 'scrog' a dwarf. Sure they're a little stocky, but they've got the best hips.

They're great for grabbing. The long arms are for better positions. Alistair obviously knows something we don't lol.

...Right, I'll stop.

[krylo]

Kryyptehk wrote...

krylo wrote...

I'd 'scrog' a dwarf. Sure they're a little stocky, but they've got the best hips.

They're great for grabbing. The long arms are for better positions. Alistair obviously knows something we don't lol.

...Right, I'll stop.

Human and elf models are all ==


Dwarf models are all ><

Va-Va-Voom.

[Kryyptehk]

krylo wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

krylo wrote...

I'd 'scrog' a dwarf. Sure they're a little stocky, but they've got the best hips.

They're great for grabbing. The long arms are for better positions. Alistair obviously knows something we don't lol.

...Right, I'll stop.

Human and elf models are all ==


Dwarf models are all ><

Va-Va-Voom.

Damn straight, you could probably break elves. They are far too skinny, they wouldn't be any fun since you'd after to be sure not to break their bones during the pre-maritals.

[Lasseda]

Although I do agree that their arms are a little long, they are not fat nor ugly. My Dwarf (in my icon) has to be the most beautiful of my creations to date. I love her!

[Loc'n'lol]

OnlyShallow89 wrote...


I, sir, am insulted!

Ahah, that look
Awesome. How did you get that ?

[Bootsykk]

Trying hard to be clever, are we?



Have a gold star. A for effort.



Maybe if you went easier on the 'scrog' then it would be funnier. But you're starting to sound like a little kid who just discovered a new word, and being happy as a clam, is spouting it out at random.

[_000Darkstar]

Putting 'Scrog' into the search field for these forums turns up 12 search results. Really? Enough is enough already.



Also, you're projecting. Either learn to embrace your love of midgets or keep it hidden forever.

[soignee]

my dwarf ladies bring all the virgin ex templars to the yard.

[Gill Kaiser]

Spin****e wrote...

The amount of woman swooping into this thread to defend Dwarves is astounding.

Hey, I'm a guy, and I'll happily defend the dwarven women. Compared to most fantasy settings, they're astoundingly attractive. Some settings have bearded dwarven women.

In DA:O, dwarves are delightfully curvy. It's only the freakishly long arms in relation to the body that put me off.

[Wolfaura]

Borschtbeet wrote...

I just devirginized Alistair playing a Dwarf. It was hilarious. Alistair was surrounded by hot girls like Morrigan and Lelianna yet he chose to scrog the fat, short, ugly girl.

Doesn't say much about his confidence.

You sound like a troll trying to get an angry response out of someone.

I don't think dwarves are ugly or fat, they are just stocky. But I do find male dwarves quite ugly. Could be 'cause I don't like beards, but they look even worse without them.

[Kryyptehk]

Wolfaura wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

I just devirginized Alistair playing a Dwarf. It was hilarious. Alistair was surrounded by hot girls like Morrigan and Lelianna yet he chose to scrog the fat, short, ugly girl.

Doesn't say much about his confidence.

You sound like a troll trying to get an angry response out of someone.

I don't think dwarves are ugly or fat, they are just stocky. But I do find male dwarves quite ugly. Could be 'cause I don't like beards, but they look even worse without them.

Usually, yes, guy dwarfs are kinda icky, but Bhelen pretty good looking. But that's probably just me. He's definitely no Alistair or Teagan. Or Krylon.

[Onyx Jaguar]

Hey thanks for the vote of confidence++

[Kryyptehk]

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Hey thanks for the vote of confidence++

Sorry, Onyx, we'd say you're sexy but then Alistair, Zevran, Morrigan and Leliana would get jealous. But you know the truth