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[PonySaint]

As the upcoming DLC inches closer to release, I think it is time to inform Bioware of our intentions, honorable as they are. Forget Gay Shepard. Forget Tali's face. Forget even the hardest action in ME2 being Thane's fist punching Shepard's table.

I nominate the Hammerhead hovertank for LI in ME2 for 2010!

While everyone wastes their time scouring planetary descriptions and combing audio files to find where our new snuggletank will be shooting its load, they ignore the best spot to enjoy the assuredly-leather-seated tankypoo has been under their noses this whole time: the cargo hold. After all, the Normandy is where we talk to all of our LIs. It also allows us to explore the possibility of repercussions in ME3 when the shuttle realizes we have forsaken her for another mass-effect-propelled craft. Luckily, our new hoverschnookie has a 360 degree firing angle so ambushes are no problem.

And imagine the increased terror of the Oculus' attack as we hide behind our beloved as she takes the brunt of the fire to save us. Now, not only does the time we take to kill him matter, but our choice of cover can doom our beloved tankypoo to a cold, lonely death. And tactical options plus consequences equals great in my book.

Thoughts?

[Icinix]

Just the one.



Lubricate first.

[PonySaint]

Icinix wrote...

Just the one.

Lubricate first.

Mass effect fields mean never having to say, "Honey, I forgot the KY."

[Nostradamoose]

Long live the Human machine interaction!

[Icinix]

Actually, what if Legion and the Hammerhead get in on.
Then they could reproduce baby rocket launchers that are self aware...hmmm

Modifié par Icinix, 24 février 2010 - 09:32 .

[Kronner]

If I posted what I think about a ****** thread like this I'd be banned right away.

[Reptilian Rob]

How exactly would this work?

[Gamer Xtreme]

But would you want to cheat on the Mako?

[Icinix]

Reptilian Rob wrote...

How exactly would this work?

Very, very carefully.

[Ackillez]

The voice of the people must be heard. If Bioware DENIES us the Hammerhead as a LI (despite incontrovertible evidence from various reputable sources that indicate ALL romance dialogue was already recorded prior to release) then it is a clear sign of EA interference and Fox News lobbying for regressive sexual themes. Bioware- it's time to realize that not everyone lives in your conform suburban reality and you cannot attempt to brainwash the players into accepting your memetic contagion vectors!

[Ackillez]

Gamer Xtreme wrote...

But would you want to cheat on the Mako?

Fuck the Mako!

[Cross1280]

Does wanting Tali's LI scene changed so Shep bends her over the hood of the hammerhead count?

[SmilingMirror]

Cross1280 wrote...

Does wanting Tali's LI scene changed so Shep bends her over the hood of the hammerhead count?

No i want to see some real human on tank action.

I think everyone willing to pop their heat sink in the fuel line this time!

[Ackillez]

Cross1280 wrote...

Does wanting Tali's LI scene changed so Shep bends her over the hood of the hammerhead count?

10 credits says Tali has an engine fetish

[Zack56]

Cross1280 wrote...

Does wanting Tali's LI scene changed so Shep bends her over the hood of the hammerhead count?

That would be better than what they already have...

[PonySaint]

Gamer Xtreme wrote...

But would you want to cheat on the Mako?

The Mako died before you had relations with it (despite you being in and out of it so many times in ME1) so it doesn't count. Yes, we had fun running over pyjaks, but that doesn't mean I get a Tali/Ashley/Shepard car wash sequence. Outside of my brain. And yours, too, hopefully.

[Chimpeau]

/signed



Hammermancers Unite! Dem hubcaps.

[Reptilian Rob]

RIMS!

[ODST Steve]

LOL

[trickfred]

What a classy chassis. Hope she flashes me her high beams.

Now there's a tailpipe I'd cram my banana into. Of course, then I'd be totally exhausted.

Better make sure I winterize first, in case she's out of warranty.

Probably be best if I was on top, wouldn't want to get a kink in my manifold.

She's got some serious junk in her trunk!

...Er, something else about pistons and spark plugs...

Edit: *crickets*

Wow, nothing? Tough crowd.

Modifié par trickfred, 25 février 2010 - 12:53 .

[Razor124]

I got hot and heavy with the exhaust on my Dodge Neon once...



I still have to rub vaseline on the skin...

[PonySaint]

trickfred wrote...

What a classy chassis. Hope she flashes me her high beams.

Now there's a tailpipe I'd cram my banana into. Of course, then I'd be totally exhausted.

Better make sure I winterize first, in case she's out of warranty.

Probably be best if I was on top, wouldn't want to get a kink in my manifold.

She's got some serious junk in her trunk!

...Er, something else about pistons and spark plugs...

Edit: *crickets*

Wow, nothing? Tough crowd.

Sorry, I was busy in the garage reading your post over and over again with my head under the hood.

It worked. Twice.

[trickfred]

PonySaint wrote...

Sorry, I was busy in the garage reading your post over and over again with my head under the hood.

It worked. Twice.

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[amrose2]