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[Tinmachine]

Grunt hands Jack his krogan killgun. Jack puts it in the right place.



Jacob -2

[Spinnazie]

Tali -2

[Barrendall]

+1 Jack



+1 Grunt

[binaryemperor]

Jacob transforms into a black panther and mauls jack



jack -1



Jacob +1

[Serogon]

Legion realizes Jack just dared to hurt him, and shoots Jack repeatedly. +1 Legion, -1 Jack.

[Jarcander]

Jacob tries to fight Grunt and accidentally blows both of them up.



Jacob -1

Grunt -1

[blackbblade7]

gives up on killing tali +2

[ILALQ]

Jacob -2

[Gre3nham]

garrus and Tali spit in everyones food secretly.



Crew goes into anaphalatic shock



+1 Garrus, +1 Tali

[Sailears]

Jack -2. Has a nervous breakdown.

[Urban Legend]

Tali +2

[binaryemperor]

Tali tells legion "this statement is false"



Legion blue screens.



-2

[Greenhelm]

Garrus and Grunt brawl. Garrus emerges victorious due to his "reach".

-2 Grunt

Modifié par Greenhelm, 25 février 2010 - 01:06 .

[babylonfreak]

Wrex and Grunt try to headbutt each other. Jacob tries to interven and gets between them.



Jacob -2

[Serogon]

Jack has to be dead by now... just to make sure, Grunt shoots her a couple times. -2 Jack.

[Poisonedblades]

blackbblade7 wrote...

gives up on killing tali +2

Come on now! I cant think of anything witty to say to that...
oh Tali+2

[Goat_Shepard]

Ok for reals though, Idk what the score is, but Tali and Garrus are reminiscing about ME1 with Shepard, everyone else (especially ME1 squaddies who are nowhere near the Normandy) is in the dark.



Tali +1 Garrus +1

[ILALQ]

Legion -2. For stalking me. Creep.

[Tinmachine]

Last one from me: with Liara dead, mission was accomplished.



Grunt gets greeted by all and treated as a king. He cannot think why, until someone actually calls him "Wrex". Grunt shudders. Wrex steals the show.



Grunt -1

Wrex +1

[binaryemperor]

Legion reboots in Linux



+2

[Sailears]

Legion finds himself some new body parts. Legion +2

[FredegarKadere]

Legion calculates victory is inevitable and uploads to the Geth superstructure until organic life is eradicated.

Legion +2

[KnotEngaged]

Token Black Guy. +2 Jacob.

[binaryemperor]

Shepard backhands Jack for blowing the station up before they got out of the blast zone.



-2 jack

[ILALQ]

Black guy is shallow and underdeveloped. Jacob -2