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[Ex-Paladin]

This is hard cause I hate (HATE) them both...



Bah, I take my drow dalish human hater, load her bow, and shoot them both down.

[Maria Caliban]

TotoroTori wrote...

..or a zombie Branka enters the scene and smites the two ****s

Branka would likely be a better fighter than Anora or Isolde. After beating them, I imagine she'd turn Isolde into a broodmother and then make Anora run the gauntlet.

[Cuddlezarro]

TotoroTori wrote...

DPSSOC wrote...

Neither

At the start of each scenario every member of the audience pulls out a crossbow and kills them both.

This is the written truth....

or a zombie Branka enters the scene and smites the two ****s

zombie Branka? not in my game in my Game Branka would be riding on top of a bloody steel golem and proceed to pound Isolde into a mushy paste

[7th_Phoenix]

Anora chases down Isolde; the Orlesian whiner would slip and break her leg causing Lohgain's daughter to fall over her and snap her neck. They punch the crap out of each other as they sit on the floor until neither can continue. Unfortunately, Anora and Isolde both lose... too bad.



Tearing of each others' dresses as well as seeing hair being pulled off: optional.

[TotoroTori]

Maria Caliban wrote...

TotoroTori wrote...

..or a zombie Branka enters the scene and smites the two ****s

Branka would likely be a better fighter than Anora or Isolde. After beating them, I imagine she'd turn Isolde into a broodmother and then make Anora run the gauntlet.

You know what? You would probably be right Ms.Caliban...

[sylvanaerie]

Maria Caliban wrote...

TotoroTori wrote...

..or a zombie Branka enters the scene and smites the two ****s

Branka would likely be a better fighter than Anora or Isolde. After beating them, I imagine she'd turn Isolde into a broodmother and then make Anora run the gauntlet.

ROFLMAO WIIIIN!!!

[Ex-Paladin]

Maria Caliban wrote...

TotoroTori wrote...

..or a zombie Branka enters the scene and smites the two ****s

Branka would likely be a better fighter than Anora or Isolde. After beating them, I imagine she'd turn Isolde into a broodmother and then make Anora run the gauntlet.

Certainly sounds the most likely:lol:

(Though never thought Isolde could get any uglier :innocent:)

[ENCHANTMENTSSS]

If we're throwing in a 3rd party in then I want Kitty to come in and go National Geographic on both their ashes. Eviscerate my pretty pretty pet

[sylvanaerie]

ENCHANTMENTSSS wrote...

If we're throwing in a 3rd party in then I want Kitty to come in and go National Geographic on both their ashes. Eviscerate my pretty pretty pet

OH GAWD I think you just gave me a stroke!  Is it normal to bleed from your nose and ears when you laugh so hard?

[TripLight]

Hey! If its ladies only I'd say Isabella or HIgh-Andraste-Dragon would own both entirely. One would kill them both without either getting a shot in and the other would educate them in the true understanding of the phrase "trial by fire".



But that's just me.

[Maria Caliban]

I don't know if Branka could beat Isabella, but Ser Cauthren could. High dragons shouldn't be allowed, but Shale is fair.

Shale, Sir Cauthrien > Branka, Isabella > Anora > Isolde

Modifié par Maria Caliban, 25 février 2010 - 03:32 .

[ENCHANTMENTSSS]

Maria Caliban wrote...

I don't know if Branka could beat Isabella, but Ser Cauthren could. High dragons should be allowed, but Shale is fair.

Shale, Sir Cauthrien > Branka, Isabella > Anora > Isolde

Correction
Maria Caliban/Triplight/Sylvanaerie>Shale, Sir Cauthrien > Branka, Isabella > Anora > Isolde

[sylvanaerie]

ENCHANTMENTSSS wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

I don't know if Branka could beat Isabella, but Ser Cauthren could. High dragons should be allowed, but Shale is fair.

Shale, Sir Cauthrien > Branka, Isabella > Anora > Isolde

Correction
Maria Caliban/Triplight/Sylvanaerie>Shale, Sir Cauthrien > Branka, Isabella > Anora > Isolde

LOL I can't fight, I'm busy twitching on the floor over here having my stroke...But i guess once I become Zombie Sylv I can eat their brains

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Anora, hands down. She even plays dress up in guard armor during her breakout, then switches to dwarf armor for her pre battle speech. isolde would find such things a grave insult to her superior Orlesian sense of fashion, and thus, Anora would run her through like butter.

[ENCHANTMENTSSS]

sylvanaerie wrote...

ENCHANTMENTSSS wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

I don't know if Branka could beat Isabella, but Ser Cauthren could. High dragons should be allowed, but Shale is fair.

Shale, Sir Cauthrien > Branka, Isabella > Anora > Isolde

Correction
Maria Caliban/Triplight/Sylvanaerie>Shale, Sir Cauthrien > Branka, Isabella > Anora > Isolde

LOL I can't fight, I'm busy twitching on the floor over here having my stroke...But i guess once I become Zombie Sylv I can eat their brains

OMG u and zombies! I bet after you found out you can fight the village of Redcliffe zombies in the castle you left em to die every playthrough!!!
Thomas: You're going to leave us?
Syl: Ya, so I can kill you all when you're zombies in the castle! Bella had it coming anyways.

[sylvanaerie]

ENCHANTMENTSSS wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

ENCHANTMENTSSS wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

I don't know if Branka could beat Isabella, but Ser Cauthren could. High dragons should be allowed, but Shale is fair.

Shale, Sir Cauthrien > Branka, Isabella > Anora > Isolde

Correction
Maria Caliban/Triplight/Sylvanaerie>Shale, Sir Cauthrien > Branka, Isabella > Anora > Isolde

LOL I can't fight, I'm busy twitching on the floor over here having my stroke...But i guess once I become Zombie Sylv I can eat their brains

OMG u and zombies! I bet after you found out you can fight the village of Redcliffe zombies in the castle you left em to die every playthrough!!!
Thomas: You're going to leave us?
Syl: Ya, so I can kill you all when you're zombies in the castle! Bella had it coming anyways.

ROFLMAO Redcliffe is my favorite sequence in the game!  And yea that tart Bella ain't so pretty now is she???

Modifié par sylvanaerie, 25 février 2010 - 03:43 .

[guytza]

Option 1 - Weapon and Shield: No question, Anora would stomp a mudhole into Isolde. I have doubts that Isolde knows which side of the dagger (no way shes lifting a full sword) goes in the opponent. I see Anora landing a quick shield bash and running her through while shes on the ground.



Option 2 - Mud wrestling CatFight: I'm going to give the lead to Isolde here. Anora seems the type to plant her feet and strike while Isolde might grapple and hair pull a lot more. This fight goes longer than the first which allows Isolde to use her ear splitting banshee TEEAAGGAANN scream. Also being from Orlais means she likely has had to do physical activity whilst covered in something sticky....like Pudding. Since one would have to die, I'd say Anora dies when Isolde holds her down and drowns her in the mud.

[Vuokseniska]

i say isolde... she has that nice insane psycho rage girl going on.

[brain_damage]

Anora is much more sympathetic and she doesn't shriek like a banshee with a megaphone. If one MUST survive, I hope that Isolde screams her lungs out and dies of asphyxiation. If not, both of them should get eaten by Shale.

Modifié par brain_damage, 25 février 2010 - 10:16 .

[Ex-Paladin]

brain_damage wrote...

Anora is much more sympathetic and she doesn't shriek like a banshee with a megaphone. If one MUST survive, I hope that Isolde screams her lungs out and dies of asphyxiation. If not, both of them should get eaten by Shale.

I'd personally feed them to the Archdemon :innocent:

[Reaverwind]

Ex-Paladin wrote...

brain_damage wrote...

Anora is much more sympathetic and she doesn't shriek like a banshee with a megaphone. If one MUST survive, I hope that Isolde screams her lungs out and dies of asphyxiation. If not, both of them should get eaten by Shale.

I'd personally feed them to the Archdemon :innocent:

Excellent idea.   Isolde wouldn't mind, since she clearly gets into the horrific death thingy, and Anora should have been presented with that as the deal for saving her father. I like the way you think.

[TripLight]

ENCHANTMENTSSS wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

I don't know if Branka could beat Isabella, but Ser Cauthren could. High dragons should be allowed, but Shale is fair.

Shale, Sir Cauthrien > Branka, Isabella > Anora > Isolde

Correction
Maria Caliban/Triplight/Sylvanaerie>Shale, Sir Cauthrien > Branka, Isabella > Anora > Isolde

Hell, I'd pay to see that.

Yes, though, Anora would indeed stomp Isolde into the ground. Isolde is old Orlesian Nobility, so I doubt she had to as so much move a chair by herself.

But ooohh, Isabella vs. Anora....LOL I can imagine Cailan and Zevran in their respective corners giving them shoulder rub-downs and quick advice, while the ladies are lipping over there mouth guards.

Shayle, guest announcing: Ladies and Gentleman, and for the thousands in attending and the millions watching around the world! LET"S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

[ENCHANTMENTSSS]

Vuokseniska wrote...

i say isolde... she has that nice insane psycho rage girl going on.

i've been waitin for someone to go with this thought LOL
it's like Zhang Ziyi at the end of Rush Hour 2.
Chris Tucker "We coulda had something but you one crazy aass beeeeaaaccchhhhhhh!

[Axekix]

Vuokseniska wrote...

i say isolde... she has that nice insane psycho rage girl going on.

This, definitely this.