1)build more reapers
2)play poker, using slaves as chips.
3)watch reruns of The Price is Right
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-godeshus
What do reapers do for 50 000 years
Débuté par
Godeshus
, févr. 25 2010 06:29
#1
Posté 25 février 2010 - 06:29
#2
Posté 25 février 2010 - 06:34
Diddle eachother in the corner. **** if I know.
#3
Posté 25 février 2010 - 06:35
1. practice corny b-movie lines on each other
2. play checkers
3. think up stupid plans like "Let's build a reaper shaped like the species we kill."
2. play checkers
3. think up stupid plans like "Let's build a reaper shaped like the species we kill."
#4
Posté 25 février 2010 - 06:35
I assume they sleep or something then wake up once it's time to "harvest".
#5
Posté 25 février 2010 - 06:38
Have a wild party, drink stupid amounts of nebulae and fall unconcious.
#6
Posté 25 février 2010 - 06:38
4. Make up lines that sound disturbingly sexually suggestive.
"THIS HURTS YOU"
"THIS HURTS YOU"
#7
Posté 25 février 2010 - 06:40
play... hide and go seek... oh wait...
#8
Posté 25 février 2010 - 06:41
What? You never feel the need to take a nice long nap for a few millenia?
#9
Posté 25 février 2010 - 06:42
1. Have a galactic Kegger with other Reapers from other Galaxies
2. Play pranks on each other (Indoctrinate one another and have them squawk like a chicken)
3. Paint each other's tentacles and give each other scalp plate-do's
4. Get a higher gamer score on Xbox live and pwn newbs
2. Play pranks on each other (Indoctrinate one another and have them squawk like a chicken)
3. Paint each other's tentacles and give each other scalp plate-do's
4. Get a higher gamer score on Xbox live and pwn newbs
#10
Posté 25 février 2010 - 06:49
1: Pass yourself off as Humans and create a studio called Bioware to make awesome games 
Yes i know their secret! Everyone at Bioware is actually a Reaper!
Yes i know their secret! Everyone at Bioware is actually a Reaper!
#11
Posté 25 février 2010 - 06:51
Digest
#12
Posté 25 février 2010 - 06:53
Hibernate: I have a feeling they are waiting for sapient life to do "something." Every 50k years or so they wake up and check. If sapient life hadn't done the "thing" they were hoping for they wipe the board clean and fall back asleep.
#13
Posté 25 février 2010 - 06:55
Monopoly!
#14
Guest_gmartin40_*
Posté 25 février 2010 - 06:56
Guest_gmartin40_*
They all sit back and eat donuts and watch other races kill themselves. Then they bet on who will win in a race war.
#15
Posté 25 février 2010 - 06:58
Lord Atlia wrote...
Hibernate: I have a feeling they are waiting for sapient life to do "something." Every 50k years or so they wake up and check. If sapient life hadn't done the "thing" they were hoping for they wipe the board clean and fall back asleep.
Not necessarily adding anything relevant to the topic, but I just had to comment on you're signature - easily the most impressive/tragic boss battle in Demons Souls.
Modifié par -Skorpious-, 25 février 2010 - 06:58 .
#16
Posté 25 février 2010 - 06:58
My guesses would be either slumber parties, or puppy piles. Maybe a combination of both.
#17
Posté 25 février 2010 - 07:01
...they digest in hibernation. They feed off of organic material/new tech every 50,000 years.... then hibernate in a cave to let their food grow again.
They need to learn sustainability.
They need to learn sustainability.
#18
Posté 25 février 2010 - 07:13
Change their flat batteries...
#19
Posté 25 février 2010 - 07:30
1. Invent new jokes about organics.
2. Calibrate their cannons.
3. Listen to the younger Reapers' incessant questioning, "Is it time yet? Is it time yet?"
2. Calibrate their cannons.
3. Listen to the younger Reapers' incessant questioning, "Is it time yet? Is it time yet?"
#20
Posté 25 février 2010 - 07:31
Play EVE online
#21
Posté 25 février 2010 - 07:42
They obviously discuss Reaper life during their tea parties, where they wear their top hats and monocles and use british accents.
#22
Posté 25 février 2010 - 07:47
!. They play Axis and Allies.....seriously it could take that long
#23
Posté 25 février 2010 - 08:21
Poker, tea parties, their own MMO- game and so forth. It must be very boring sitting there for 50 000 years.
#24
Posté 25 février 2010 - 08:34
Sit there looking threatening and awesome.
Play solitaire.
Play solitaire.
#25
Posté 25 février 2010 - 08:47
Watch their backlog of hundreds of thousands of extinct species porn, and laugh at the ridiculous "Plots" in them. It reminds them why they cleanse the galaxy of sapient species every 50 000 years




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