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Some people are willing to defend anything. Kelly blows. And not just varren.

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Ok I am going to go out on a limb and defend Kelly. Whats not to like about Shepard? He/she literary saved humanity once and is worth over a billion dollars. Oh and I forget to mention captain of a heavily armed ship.

On the other hand my shep always just assumed she was a plant of the TIMs. She is in the perfect position for it(insert cheap joke).

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@Schneidend; You see THAT'S the problem! She screws anything... I doubt it even has to have the ability to move. To me that is disgusting. I can understand "xeno-love interests" in the ME universe if there is "love" involved. But she openly admits that to understand a species of aliens she HAS to **** one. And it takes her less than 2 conversations to want to **** Shepard. And.. although this is subjective to opinion, she is FUGLY. She looks like a bowling pin.... with a vagina.

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Wow. so much hate against kelly? atleast she is better then that beloved god damn tali. screw you internetz!

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The fact that Kelly is attracted to most species and doesn't care about gender doesn't make her promiscuous.

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Honestly, shes probably the most weird Character ever designed. By comparison to all the other LI's shes truly "different". I'd figure shes a nymphomaniac, if you dont know what that is, look it up. Its not a thing about "wanting" to do it, but more or less compulsive behaviour. Anyhow, to me she's not really a LI in any case, its more like a Secretary you can "screw with" more or less. Also i never saw the line where she actually has to screw anyone just to understand them o_O



Also the comment about Looks is..well odd, ever looked at Ashley? To me she's ugly, doesnt have to be for everyone i agree, but to me she is. Same with Liara, the Consort for example is far more attractive when going simply by looks. Generally we can put all LI's under Categories. Liara is the bookish Geek LI, Ashley the religious weird Tough Chick, Samara would basicly be the Hot Teacher-ish Tease, Miranda is the pro-human kinda Xenophobic LI, and Jack would be the over-the-top Tough Chick. Its simple as that, what attracts us to them is basicly how they act and what each Player personally prefers.



Kelly is just the only Option for FemSheps that is actually present. I'd take Samara over her anyday but well..



So yeah thats all the LI's that are Female, but generally its the same Concept with the Males as well, it just depends what the Player finds more attractive.

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XxTaLoNxX wrote...

@Schneidend; You see THAT'S the problem! She screws anything... I doubt it even has to have the ability to move. To me that is disgusting. I can understand "xeno-love interests" in the ME universe if there is "love" involved. But she openly admits that to understand a species of aliens she HAS to **** one. And it takes her less than 2 conversations to want to **** Shepard. And.. although this is subjective to opinion, she is FUGLY. She looks like a bowling pin.... with a vagina.


What? She is merely empathic and finds a lot of different races and genders attractive. It's never stated or even implied she ever has sex with anybody besides Shepard. And, no, she says it's easier to understand another person if you have an intimate connection (and "intimate" doesn't have to have anything to do with sexuality; a really close friend is considered an "intimate connection") with them, not that she has to have sex with somebody to connect with them. You've completely misinterpreted the character, in my opinion.

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SCALE ITCH

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Toxik King wrote...

SCALE ITCH


That was Mordin.

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Well, I like Kelly. She's young, bubbly, inviting, social. Heck, I wonder how many guys had their Shep pick up every opportunity to screw in ME and ME2 as possible. What's the difference? Her being female? Or are you reading too much into certain joke threads about "Shep's List"? Says more about you, to be honest..



Kelly definitely beats Tali, who I purposely get shot on every single playthrough of mine, except for that one where I went for the 10 members alive achievement.

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So much hate, I liked her anyway. Her flirty nature was fun...I knew a lot of girls back in high school with many personalities and likes...Though my LI for my Femshep is Liara, I decided to remain faithful to my blue alien. But Kelly is welcome in my crew any day :3

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AsheraII wrote...

Kelly definitely beats Tali, who I purposely get shot on every single playthrough of mine, except for that one where I went for the 10 members alive achievement.


Off-topic, but I have to ask...Why? What possible trespass could Tali have made that you are willing to metagame to kill her?

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Schneidend wrote...

AsheraII wrote...

Kelly definitely beats Tali, who I purposely get shot on every single playthrough of mine, except for that one where I went for the 10 members alive achievement.


Off-topic, but I have to ask...Why? What possible trespass could Tali have made that you are willing to metagame to kill her?


Sometimes, men just want to watch the world burn..

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 It's threads like these that scare me... 

Don't mind me while I /facepalm.

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Kelly's fun and bubble-ly. She's alright in my book.

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@Schneidend; Since when do adults ever say, "intimate" without implying a close sexual relationship with a partner? I honestly have done some traveling and met a lot of people in my days of military service, and I have never met anyone who said "intimate" in a sentence that didn't reference a relationship that didn't include physical intimacy.



I'm 30 years old with a wife and two children, and a very healthy "relationship" with my wife. What I am getting at is that I am not a "horny teenager" with an overactive imagination, rather an ability to "read between the lines," or "connect the dots," and the impression I got from Kelly was that she is VERY promiscuous. Heck, my wife refers to her as the "Space Wh***."



Trust me... Earth has enough STDs for humanity... imagine the possibilities of a galaxy filled with sexually active beings. Image that same universe where they don't even have the medical technology to give Thane a lung transplant. Yeah, Kelly is gross.

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Great conversationalist we got here. I bet the intellectuals flock around you during your bi-weekly debates.....

I think it's funny that everyone calls her a ****, but how many of you as Shepard went and slept with one of your squadmates.... Hmmm....

Hello, Pot, meet Kettle....

There was nothing wrong with how she acted, besides, for her to become a "****" Shepard had to come on to her everytime they spoke. So it was Shepard who's the ****....Which actually means it was all of you....You are the ****s for coming onto her....There, shoes on the other foot .  :P:D:lol::OB)

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Ryzaki wrote...

the_one_54321 wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...
^there's a difference in finding someone attractive and saying that you would screw them if given the chance in front of your lover.
One would hope most would know the difference.

Lover and significant other are not always quite the same thing. =]


Fine Significant other then. :crying:

You know what I meant damn you! :(

Doesn't help that to me lover = someone you're in love with.

Otherwise they're friends with benefits or a f***buddy. You don't call them your lover unless "love" is involved. 



I agree.

*loves my lover*

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Well, considering I just did use "intimate" in a different connotation, I'd say at least once. Believe it or not, words have multiple meanings, and intimate can merely mean close and personal. A best friend can be considered an intimate relationship because you might tell each other very private things and know each other far more than other people know either of you.



And, no, no matter how much you "read between the lines," the game never even subtly implies that Kelly is promiscuous. Finding lots of people attractive and being willing to talk about it just means you're open and have a wide range of personal tastes. The only people she even insinuates she'd have sex with besides Shepard are Garrus and Thane. The way she talks about Tali is purely friendly and she only talks about the others in regards to their psyches, which is her job.

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Kelly is the only girl worth having in ME1 or ME2. All the rest are rubbish by comparison.

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Kelly is ok, I like her. But I prefer Tali !

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Schneidend wrote...

XxTaLoNxX wrote...

@Schneidend; You see THAT'S the problem! She screws anything... I doubt it even has to have the ability to move. To me that is disgusting. I can understand "xeno-love interests" in the ME universe if there is "love" involved. But she openly admits that to understand a species of aliens she HAS to **** one. And it takes her less than 2 conversations to want to **** Shepard. And.. although this is subjective to opinion, she is FUGLY. She looks like a bowling pin.... with a vagina.


What? She is merely empathic and finds a lot of different races and genders attractive. It's never stated or even implied she ever has sex with anybody besides Shepard. And, no, she says it's easier to understand another person if you have an intimate connection (and "intimate" doesn't have to have anything to do with sexuality; a really close friend is considered an "intimate connection") with them, not that she has to have sex with somebody to connect with them. You've completely misinterpreted the character, in my opinion.


Quoted for truth. She is a flirt and a very social person, but that doesn't mean she jumps into the sack with anybody.

But she IS hot, even if she is a little weird... Or she is hot because of that...

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I thought kelly was great. Who cares what she likes....if she likes your shepard at the end of the day, she probably isn't going to be off screwing everything else. geez



She was cute and flirty and seemed to really like my shepard. I have no problem with her.

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Schneidend wrote...

Oh no, she's pansexual. She obviously ****s everything that moves. Burn the witch! Burn her!

Idiots.


Hahaha, I was worried no one would speak the truth here.

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Dualcode wrote...

Honestly, shes probably the most weird Character ever designed. By comparison to all the other LI's shes truly "different". I'd figure shes a nymphomaniac,


Nymphomania has been discredited as a diagnosis.