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I was thinking of a great idea for a sequel/spin off for Dragon Age.
 It should be a kart racing game which follows up on the events of
Dragon Age Origins.

It would be called Dragon Age Kart:The Revenge of  Loghain.

Here is the plot and premise...

2 years have passed since the slaying of the arch demon, the darkspawn hordes have been hunted down by an alliance of human nations like Ferelden, Orlais, Anderfels, etc..  All is at peace.

However, there is one thing they did not anticipate.

Before Loghain's death his extreme hatred of the Orlesians attracted a rage demon.  The rage demon
possessed Loghain shortly after his death and so great was Loghain's hatred of the Orlesians that it manifested even after his last breath was drawn.
Loghain is reborn as an undead abomination.  The rage demon gorges itself on the hatred that Loghain felt towards his
enemies, the Orlesians and now also Ferelden and their new king Allistair.

Loghain devises a plan to destroy both of his enemies.  He summons demons to possess the slain troops from Ostagar
whose bodies were never recovered, and still adorned in their Ferelden uniforms launches an invasion of the Orlesian empire.

The
Orlesians are shocked that Ferelden would break their peace treaty and
prepare for an all out war with Ferelden.
The chantry from both
nations intervenes and decides that rather through bloodshed the
Maker deems it necessary to solve this dispute through an event which
predates the founding of both the Orlesian Empire and the Kingdom of
Ferelden....

Kart racing.

Before the first blight,
magical go-karts powered by Lyrium infused engines would be used as
sport in the Tevinter Imperium.  The art of constructing such vehicles
was thought to have been lost following the fall of the Imperium, but
fortunately some dwarves in the Shaperate managed to uncover the
lost art and are comissioned by the
Chantry to construct karts for
the finest, and bravest racers in all Thedas for a grand kart racing
tournament.
The prize?  The loser of the tournament must yield to
the opposing nation by the will of the
maker meaning occupation and
dissolution of the nation's presiding government.

The racers
recruited for Ferelden are none other than the companions of the Grey
Warden!  It is deemed logical that those who faced the arch demon
should have what it takes to beat the Orlesians on the track.

Unfortunately,
there is another racer neither side had anticipated.  Thats
right, TERYN LOGHAIN!  He has
forsaken his allegiance to Ferelden and
has feigned loyalty towards the Orlesians whom he despises.  His
goal is to defeat Ferelden in the race, massacre their armies and
then use his own undead army to finish
off what is left of the
Orlesians to destroy both of the nations and create an empire of
DEATH!

Being that it would obviously be a Bioware game I think
they should also have cameo racers like
Wrex, Revan, Commander
Shepard, and HK-47.

What do you guys think?

Modifié par Borschtbeet, 25 février 2010 - 06:42 .


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No. :|

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Yes. Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes.

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Let me respond to all past the Mario phase of their lives...

Passssssssss!!! <Bobby Lee voice>

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Only if those who buy the game are perma-banned from every game forum.

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I have to say, that's more creative than 90% of the suggestions I see.

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Someone needs to mod this. Now.

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Bryy_Miller wrote...

Someone needs to mod this. Now.


Why should this be modded?

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As crazy as that idea is, I have to admit I would play that game. Maybe only with friends and a few beverages but yes I would play it.

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I agree with Sten. Unless the game had romance in it. Then everyone would probably play it. Especially if it had sexy scenes in it :P

Modifié par Kryyptehk, 27 février 2010 - 04:21 .


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Romances on a kart? Doesn't seem plausible.

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Borschtbeet wrote...

Romances on a kart? Doesn't seem plausible.


You have obviously never played Mario kart. Tons of romance there. ;)

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Why are you posting this again? Seriously dude i like you, i just cant understand your fascination with this idea.

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AntiChri5 wrote...

Why are you posting this again? Seriously dude i like you, i just cant understand your fascination with this idea.


it's because I updated the plot details from my last postings in order to make the concept canonical with what we've discovered in the novels and the few details that have been unveiled about Dragon Age Awakening's plot.

I also had a great idea for Mass Effect Kart but I had to change a few things about the plot after learning what I did in Mass Effect 2.

Modifié par Borschtbeet, 27 février 2010 - 06:00 .


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I'd rather have it be a flying racing game where you ride dragons and griffons and broodmother tentacles. (like Iceman, except on a tentacle instead of ice)

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It is absurd....just so unbelievably stupid. When have Bioware made a kart game? When the hell would different countries decide anything based on that?

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AntiChri5 wrote...

It is absurd....just so unbelievably stupid. When have Bioware made a kart game? When the hell would different countries decide anything based on that?


It's because it's part of Chantry tradition and all of the varying nations with the exception of the Qunari abide by such traditions since they follow the Andraste faith.

Study medievil history and you'll know the Vatican was basically the presiding authority everywhere.

If the Chantry wants kart racing, they'll have it.

Why does it matter if Bioware has never made a Kart racing game?  Blizzard never made an MMORPG before yet WOW turned out to be the most successful MMORPG ever much to my dismay I'll add.

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Borschtbeet wrote...

AntiChri5 wrote...

It is absurd....just so unbelievably stupid. When have Bioware made a kart game? When the hell would different countries decide anything based on that?


It's because it's part of Chantry tradition and all of the varying nations with the exception of the Qunari abide by such traditions since they follow the Andraste faith.

Study medievil history and you'll know the Vatican was basically the presiding authority everywhere.

If the Chantry wants kart racing, they'll have it.

Why does it matter if Bioware has never made a Kart racing game?  Blizzard never made an MMORPG before yet WOW turned out to be the most successful MMORPG ever much to my dismay I'll add.


A medieval society is not going to decide everything with a kart race.

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gokart games don't need stories, any attempt of making one is just making the game silly.

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*tilt head*



OK.



*tilt head other way*



Nope, not working for me. Sorry.

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AntiChri5 wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

AntiChri5 wrote...

It is absurd....just so unbelievably stupid. When have Bioware made a kart game? When the hell would different countries decide anything based on that?


It's because it's part of Chantry tradition and all of the varying nations with the exception of the Qunari abide by such traditions since they follow the Andraste faith.

Study medievil history and you'll know the Vatican was basically the presiding authority everywhere.

If the Chantry wants kart racing, they'll have it.

Why does it matter if Bioware has never made a Kart racing game?  Blizzard never made an MMORPG before yet WOW turned out to be the most successful MMORPG ever much to my dismay I'll add.


A medieval society is not going to decide everything with a kart race.


It's not strictly a medievil society, it's a fantasy one.  Lyrium as we see it is capable of the super natural so the lack of technology can be supplemented with Lyrium instead hence the existence of go-karts.

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Borschtbeet wrote...

AntiChri5 wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

AntiChri5 wrote...

It is absurd....just so unbelievably stupid. When have Bioware made a kart game? When the hell would different countries decide anything based on that?


It's because it's part of Chantry tradition and all of the varying nations with the exception of the Qunari abide by such traditions since they follow the Andraste faith.

Study medievil history and you'll know the Vatican was basically the presiding authority everywhere.

If the Chantry wants kart racing, they'll have it.

Why does it matter if Bioware has never made a Kart racing game?  Blizzard never made an MMORPG before yet WOW turned out to be the most successful MMORPG ever much to my dismay I'll add.


A medieval society is not going to decide everything with a kart race.


It's not strictly a medievil society, it's a fantasy one.  Lyrium as we see it is capable of the super natural so the lack of technology can be supplemented with Lyrium instead hence the existence of go-karts.


NO society is going to decide things with a kart race!

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AntiChri5 wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

AntiChri5 wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

AntiChri5 wrote...

It is absurd....just so unbelievably stupid. When have Bioware made a kart game? When the hell would different countries decide anything based on that?


It's because it's part of Chantry tradition and all of the varying nations with the exception of the Qunari abide by such traditions since they follow the Andraste faith.

Study medievil history and you'll know the Vatican was basically the presiding authority everywhere.

If the Chantry wants kart racing, they'll have it.

Why does it matter if Bioware has never made a Kart racing game?  Blizzard never made an MMORPG before yet WOW turned out to be the most successful MMORPG ever much to my dismay I'll add.


A medieval society is not going to decide everything with a kart race.


It's not strictly a medievil society, it's a fantasy one.  Lyrium as we see it is capable of the super natural so the lack of technology can be supplemented with Lyrium instead hence the existence of go-karts.


NO society is going to decide things with a kart race!


Not true, during ancient Greece and the Roman Empire when nations were divided into numerous city states, powerful land owners would settle local land disputes with rival nations through the Olympic games and they would decree that it is the will of the Gods and thus the opposing factions must respect the outcome.

Kart racing is like Dragon Age's olympics so it makes sense that the Chantry would settle things this way.  A lot less blood shed.

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I've got to say, the story makes sense. Much more so than other Kart racing spin-offs.



Jak X - Lame. What makes this horrible is how this atrocity is considered canon.

Crash CTR - Amazing game. Horrible story.

Mario Kart - There is no story.

Motor Kombat - Lol.

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Caozen wrote...

I've got to say, the story makes sense. Much more so than other Kart racing spin-offs.

Jak X - Lame. What makes this horrible is how this atrocity is considered canon.
Crash CTR - Amazing game. Horrible story.
Mario Kart - There is no story.
Motor Kombat - Lol.


Yeah, that is the problem with many kart racing spin off games.  The writers don't take them serioulsy and they end up feeling like side stories.  I think if David Gaider incorporated some of these ideas into a Kart racing game he could make it seem like a true part of the Dragon Age universe rather than some cheesy spin off.