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DuffyMJ

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"I want to cure your genophage"
"Are you a rachni?  Because I want to sour your notes."
"Do you like falling impossible heights in a  Mako?  Because I was a mountain in a former life."
"I'm gonna go scan some keepers if you know what I mean."
"I saw you from across the room, and I just couldn't help but think direct intervention was necessary."

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HeavyTankZA

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"I want to assume direct control"

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BlackwindTheCommander

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HeavyTankZA wrote...

"I want to assume direct control"

"I know you feel this... *wink wink*"

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BlackwindTheCommander

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HeavyTankZA wrote...

"I want to assume direct control"

"I know you feel this... *wink wink*"

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Riot Inducer

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"I'm going to dance beside you, if you want to think we're dancing together go ahead" Then proceed to dance like you're bound by a straight jacket

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Faceman2006

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"You have failed, we will find another way" ?

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CajunRexShepard

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"Ah yes, 'relations'. We have dismissed these claims."

"I'd love to probe your hemispheres for rare anomalies."

"This Hurts you... also the safety word is space hamster."

"If you think *these* implants are cool, just wait till you see this."

"I like to savor the last shot before I eject my heat sink... no wait."

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Dockerr

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ah yes, "boobies".

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Aradace

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CajunRexShepard wrote...

"Ah yes, 'relations'. We have dismissed these claims."
"I'd love to probe your hemispheres for rare anomalies."
"This Hurts you... also the safety word is space hamster."
"If you think *these* implants are cool, just wait till you see this."
"I like to savor the last shot before I eject my heat sink... no wait."


Laughed until my face hurt at "This hurts you...also the safety word is space hamster" lolPosted Image

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Avissel

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"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite bar skank on the citadel"

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Gabey5

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Riot Inducer wrote...

"I'm going to dance beside you, if you want to think we're dancing together go ahead" Then proceed to dance like you're bound by a straight jacket

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Gabey5

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CajunRexShepard wrote...

"Ah yes, 'relations'. We have dismissed these claims."
"I'd love to probe your hemispheres for rare anomalies."
"This Hurts you... also the safety word is space hamster."
"If you think *these* implants are cool, just wait till you see this."
"I like to savor the last shot before I eject my heat sink... no wait."


nice:alien:

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thepiebaker

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"if you were a Ardat-Yakshi i'd still do you"



would probably receive a kick to the nuts but yeah

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Lady Discordia

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"This one believes that dress would look better on its floor."

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FlyinElk212

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Dockerr wrote...

ah yes, "boobies".


WIN!!!!

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sweetwasabi

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Gabey5 wrote...

Riot Inducer wrote...

"I'm going to dance beside you, if you want to think we're dancing together go ahead" Then proceed to dance like you're bound by a straight jacket

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I find this dance move better than the paragon one :whistle:

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sergio71785

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"Hey, I'm that guy that saved the Citadel. If you're a straight woman, that pretty much guarantees you want to have sex with me, let's go."

Modifié par sergio71785, 25 février 2010 - 07:31 .


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Llandaryn

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"I want to dock my ship in your port."



And now I have to go consume bleach.


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DuffyMJ

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Gabey5 wrote...

Riot Inducer wrote...

"I'm going to dance beside you, if you want to think we're dancing together go ahead" Then proceed to dance like you're bound by a straight jacket

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I LOVE the "suck it haters" flashing, it gives it such a white trash myspace vibe.

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HeavyTankZA

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"Excited: can we go to your room?" in a extremely monotone voice

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DuffyMJ

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"This is an outrage! ... That you're not in my pants ;-) "

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Vamp-Willow

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HeavyTankZA wrote... "Excited: can we go to your room?" in a extremely monotone voice



LMAO!:lol:

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Sigma Tauri

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Modifié par monkeycamoran, 12 septembre 2010 - 03:04 .


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thepiebaker

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Vamp-Willow wrote...

HeavyTankZA wrote... "Excited: can we go to your room?" in a extremely monotone voice



LMAO!:lol:


i agree

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"Will you be the Mako for my mountain?"



Diiiirrrrttyyyyy.