Hey! Is this guy boring you? Why don't you come talk to me instead? I'm from a different planet.
/ shameless rip-off of The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy:P
Mass Effect pick-up lines
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DuffyMJ
, févr. 25 2010 07:10
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#52
Posté 25 février 2010 - 10:01
Ackillez
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I think I forgot to eject a heatsink, cause it sure is getting hot in here.
Have you seen the sculptures of the artist Forta?
You remind me of one of the actresses from Vaenia. She's glamorous.
Have you seen the sculptures of the artist Forta?
You remind me of one of the actresses from Vaenia. She's glamorous.
Modifié par Ackillez, 25 février 2010 - 10:03 .
#53
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Posté 25 février 2010 - 10:01
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Let's play I'm the Normandy and you are a Mass Relay.
#54
Posté 25 février 2010 - 10:04
Brass_Buckles
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I could help you... ease tension.
#55
Guest_Darht Jayder_*
Posté 25 février 2010 - 10:10
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Is that an M-920 Cain in my pocket?
#56
Posté 25 février 2010 - 10:27
Gamine
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You guys..are awesome. That wasn't a pick-up line, just an observation.
..or was it.
"Baby, I can never get enough of your disingenuous assertions"
..or was it.
"Baby, I can never get enough of your disingenuous assertions"
#58
Posté 25 février 2010 - 10:33
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"Do you want to go out on a date with the man who saved the citadel and defeated Saren?"
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Posté 25 février 2010 - 10:35
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"My name's Commader Shepard and you are my favourite Asari on the citadel"
#61
Posté 25 février 2010 - 11:16
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Ah, yes, 'Reapers.' Have I ever mentioned I find your delusions absolutely adorable, Commander?
#62
Posté 25 février 2010 - 11:19
CraigHB
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Can this wait? I'm right in the middle of some calibrations...just kidding.
#65
Posté 25 février 2010 - 11:25
-D7-
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I have reach.... if you have flexibility.
#66
Posté 25 février 2010 - 11:57
Pauravi
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Hey baby, how about I send my fleet into your Caleston Rift?
#67
Posté 26 février 2010 - 12:04
crimsonrhodelia
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Buy me a drink and if you're lucky I'll show you my Hammerhead later.
#69
Posté 26 février 2010 - 12:14
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"Hi, I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite lady on the Citadel"
"Is that a Thresher Maw with rigormortis in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
"What say I collect you and take you back to my Cruiser"
"Lucky for you I am NOT FTL in the bedroom"
"This is Commander Shepard, requesting permission to dock with your station"
"Is that a Thresher Maw with rigormortis in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
"What say I collect you and take you back to my Cruiser"
"Lucky for you I am NOT FTL in the bedroom"
"This is Commander Shepard, requesting permission to dock with your station"
#70
Posté 26 février 2010 - 12:49
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"I'm feeling alittle blue. How about you?" to an Asari
#71
Posté 26 février 2010 - 01:15
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"I will.....SEND MY FLEET IN." *fist clinch*
#72
Posté 26 février 2010 - 02:07
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-D7- wrote...
I have reach.... but do you want to find out if you have flexibility?
Fixed
#73
Posté 26 février 2010 - 02:17
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I'd like to calibrate you.
Hey, wanna see the most advanced piece of Alliance technology?
Hey, wanna see the most advanced piece of Alliance technology?
#74
Posté 26 février 2010 - 02:20
A Blind Bandit
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Would you like me to clean your engine?
#75
Posté 26 février 2010 - 02:22
Reptilian Rob
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"Your tentacles, my ass, three minutes, ejecting drive core".
Yeah, baby.
Yeah, baby.
