Speaking to a Quarian: "Hey Babe, want to draw up some interface Protocols, for a potential upload of genetic data?"
Mass Effect pick-up lines
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#77
Posté 26 février 2010 - 02:28
babylonfreak
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"Are you a Biotic Goddess? Because you are a great wind, sweeping through me like... *breath*... a... great... wind."
#78
Posté 26 février 2010 - 02:36
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I'm a man on the edge... for you!
*Seeing asari dancer from behind = OMFG! the Klendagon Rift!
*Seeing asari dancer from behind = OMFG! the Klendagon Rift!
#79
Posté 26 février 2010 - 02:41
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When you have Tali with you on Horizon.
Tali "They're pulling out."
more than one! 
Tali "They're pulling out."
more than one!
#80
Posté 26 février 2010 - 02:42
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"This is a game that we play on my homeworld."
*Shepard sticks both hands into a box with glowing pebbles*
... no ones gonna get this xD
*Shepard sticks both hands into a box with glowing pebbles*
... no ones gonna get this xD
#81
Posté 26 février 2010 - 02:44
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Stun704 wrote...
"I will.....SEND MY FLEET IN." *fist clinch*
lmao!
#82
Posté 26 février 2010 - 02:45
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Morgalne wrote...
When you have Tali with you on Horizon.
Tali "They're pulling out."
man that is so ridiculously juvenille, i love it
#83
Posté 26 février 2010 - 02:47
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This one would like to know if you would enjoy sharing an alcoholic beverage with it.
Edit: Morgaln: 42. I get it. Hitchhiker's Guide, not sure which book.
Edit: Morgaln: 42. I get it. Hitchhiker's Guide, not sure which book.
Modifié par Brass_Buckles, 26 février 2010 - 02:48 .
#84
Posté 26 février 2010 - 02:47
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"I need someone with the courage to 'stand up' for what he believes in... someone like you captain anderson..." wink wink...
#85
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Posté 26 février 2010 - 02:50
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Lol, many of these are pretty funny! But my favorite is FShep's line to Garrus: "Let's skip right to the tie-breaker. We can test your reach and my flexibility." So cute!
Oh, and FShep to Kaidan:
Kaidan: It's been a pleasure serving under you.
FShep: I don't think I've had the pleasure of you serving under me.
Lol
Oh, and FShep to Kaidan:
Kaidan: It's been a pleasure serving under you.
FShep: I don't think I've had the pleasure of you serving under me.
Lol
#86
Posté 26 février 2010 - 02:51
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You look like you could use a good Enkindling.
My scanners picked up a large deposit of Hotium in your pants. Mind if I send down a probe?
Not all my upgrades were installed on the inside.
Are you a biotic? Because you've just made me rise.
My scanners picked up a large deposit of Hotium in your pants. Mind if I send down a probe?
Not all my upgrades were installed on the inside.
Are you a biotic? Because you've just made me rise.
#87
Posté 26 février 2010 - 02:58
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Your ass-effect makes my mass erect.
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#88
Posté 26 février 2010 - 02:59
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Hey quarian girl, you on a pilgrimage? Because I've got some great technology ... in my pants.
#89
Posté 26 février 2010 - 03:02
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Ah yes, 'condoms.' We have dismissed that claim.
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Posté 26 février 2010 - 03:05
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DuffyMJ wrote...
Hey quarian girl, you on a pilgrimage? Because I've got some great technology ... in my pants.
Great. Now my husband can't stop using this line.
I am sending *you* my therapy bill.
#92
Posté 26 février 2010 - 03:18
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imported_beer wrote...
DuffyMJ wrote...
Hey quarian girl, you on a pilgrimage? Because I've got some great technology ... in my pants.
Great. Now my husband can't stop using this line.
I am sending *you* my therapy bill.
"Hey are you a therapist? because I'd go through PTSD watching my friend die on Noveria to be on a couch with YOU..."
#93
Posté 26 février 2010 - 03:29
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"lets spill some drinks on the citidel and get loud"
#94
Posté 26 février 2010 - 03:41
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"im commander shepard and this is my favorite store on the citidel"
#95
Posté 26 février 2010 - 03:42
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I like to see humans on their knees.
#97
Posté 26 février 2010 - 03:55
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human to turian
"Hey baby, why don't you come over here and occupy my Shanxi?"
"Hey baby, why don't you come over here and occupy my Shanxi?"
#98
Posté 26 février 2010 - 03:59
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You can calibrate my weapons all night long
#99
Posté 26 février 2010 - 04:11
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You can Dominate me all night long...
#100
Posté 26 février 2010 - 04:31
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"I believe you just gave me a Heightened Adrenaline Rush."
