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#101
Gamine

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CHARGE!

#102
DuffyMJ

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i wouldn't mind threshing your maw if you know what i mean.

#103
Bartlebyfinch

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"You have plenty of heavy weapon ammo? Cause I'd love it if you blew the hell out of me tonight."



"1 1 2 3 5 8 13" (to a Geth)



"What if I promise to clean the bar afterward?"



Joker to Femshep: "Hey commander, I do have ONE bone that doesn't break..."



Zaeed to Femshep: "Commander... fancy a f**K?"



"Hey Doctor Chakwas... look what I bought?" (grins and holds up Ice Brandy)



To Shiala: "Hey, let's step into that restroom for a minute. It's obvious you're attracted to me, and I'll probably NEVER get another chance to bone a green Asari!"




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Sailears

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Bartlebyfinch wrote...
Zaeed to Femshep: "Commander... fancy a f**K?"

LOL! I can just imagine him saying that.

Stun704 wrote...
"I will.....SEND MY FLEET IN." *fist clinch*

Epic line. ../../../images/forum/emoticons/grin.png


To a Quarian: Hi there. You know I killed more than a hundred Geth on Eden Prime! *Fistclench* B)

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Marilynn-22

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Bartlebyfinch wrote...

"You have plenty of heavy weapon ammo? Cause I'd love it if you blew the hell out of me tonight."

"1 1 2 3 5 8 13" (to a Geth)

"What if I promise to clean the bar afterward?"

Joker to Femshep: "Hey commander, I do have ONE bone that doesn't break..."

Zaeed to Femshep: "Commander... fancy a f**K?"

"Hey Doctor Chakwas... look what I bought?" (grins and holds up Ice Brandy)

To Shiala: "Hey, let's step into that restroom for a minute. It's obvious you're attracted to me, and I'll probably NEVER get another chance to bone a green Asari!"

Epic lines :D

#107
Big I

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Don't worry, I've been treated for scale itch.

Isaac Newton's got nothing on me.

You'll have to make him scream a little.

"I AM Omega." "Yes you are."

If I remember correctly, I owe you a drink.

Want to help me put more of the stuff in the thing stuff goes in?

Edit: Turian to human: "I think we both knew it would come to this."

Modifié par LookingGlass93, 26 février 2010 - 04:28 .


#108
medlish

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"My ship's one of the biggest... wanna see?"

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LadyLuminary

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Salarian to human: "I want to study your anatomy...for science." Posted Image

Modifié par LadyLuminary, 26 février 2010 - 04:33 .


#110
kraidy1117

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Ah yes "sex" the way organic species reproduce. We have dismissed this claim.

#111
vigna

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You're enkindling me right now. No , seriously, look.

#112
Selor Kiith

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Morgalne wrote...

"This is a game that we play on my homeworld."
*Shepard sticks both hands into a box with glowing pebbles*

... no ones gonna get this xD


Star Trek Enterprise, Episode "Unexpected", precisely a Xyrillian game :P

#113
StickNoob117

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Are you using incendiary rounds? Because its getting hot in here.