...Now I want to look for dumb ratings on video games....
*goes in search*
ROFLMAO They forgot about Kelly! XD
In this action
role-playing game, players' objective is to defeat an alien enemy that
is silently abducting entire human colonies. Players must assemble a
team of henchmen, command a space ship, and travel to distant planets
across a futuristic galaxy. At its core, the game involves a combination
of conversation/interaction with characters, and ground-based (i.e.,
"run-and-gun") space battle: Players use assault rifles, submachine
guns, shotguns, and pistols to kill humans, robots, and aliens in the
frenetic third-person firefights.
Some enemies emit large splashes of
blood when shot (particularly with "head shots"); several enemies lie
stagnant in pools of blood—factors for the Mature rating. Henchmen are
able to freeze and shatter enemies, engage in melee attacks, set robots
on fire, and use telekinesis to disable aliens. A handful of cutscenes
depict
dramatic interrogations in which human characters are threatened,
punched, kicked, and shot (in the leg) by alien creatures. The game
contains themes of illicit drug use, addiction, and trafficking—often
focal points to the branching storylines; for example, "Morinth likes
dancing while on a drug called Hallex,"
"Narcotics flooded my
veins when I attacked," and "The asari injecting so many drugs into me
was terrifying." During the course of the game, players may enter a bar
where alien pole dancing exists (choreography highlighted on big-screen
monitors) or hear suggestive comments such as "
krogan sexual
deviants enjoy
salarian flexibility" and "if this is just about
sex, maybe you should just
f**king say so." [Italics added]
Players can also choose to have "romantic encounters" with the
alien/human henchmen characters; this involves watching a guided
cutscene in which two characters flirt, kiss, and/or embrace: clothed
alien/human characters may prop a partner on top of a space console,
clear away the clutter from a bed-slab,
unzip a future-blouse, or just
talk it out. Though an alien/human may gyrate her hips while on top
(fleeting—one-to-two seconds), actual sex is never depicted—the
camera cuts away to space furniture and ceilings.
http://www.esrb.org/ratings/synopsis.jsp?Certificate=28347
...That's not actually too bad. XD
Though I must have missed all this blood. Or maybe its just because I'm used to the ridculous amounts in DA.

Though yeah...Constantine didn't deserve an R. That movie was tame.
Gotta love American. "OMG DEMONS! THINK OF THE CHILDRENS!!!" meanwhile they're telling said children that if they don't follow a set of rules in a roughly 2000 year old book they're going to hell where they'll burn in the pits of fire for all eternity. <_<
Modifié par Ryzaki, 13 avril 2010 - 10:45 .