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[Trueflow]

In the time it takes her to tell me I have email to read, I can go over to the terminal and read them. Somebody wants to talk to me? I've learned that from my journal about five hours before she ever blobbed it out while I was walking pass her. Oh, wait, I know! She gossips about crewmembers! 

Yeah, thanks for nothing, Kelly.

[Shvabic]

She has enticing thoughts.

[MGIII]

She feeds your fish. Also, sexy stripper dances if you've got enough game.

[kraidy1117]

She brought scale itch onto the Normandy too.

[GenericPlayer2]

Yeah I have to admit she is not entertaining after a few playthroughs. If anyone knows how to remove her speech files without breaking the game, I would appreciate the info.

[apotheosic]

she constantly reads your email.

always.

that is all her computer can do.

[Obliterati]

She dances for you. In an Official Galactic Stripper Uniform, no less.

I like that, on my first playthrough, she offered to feed my fish for me AFTER I had already managed to accidently kill them all. Thanks Kelly!

Modifié par Obliterati, 26 février 2010 - 11:55 .

[Destructo_33]

She...has dinner with you...

[thegreateski]

-quoting someone whose name I don't remember-

Shepard: So . . . what is it you do here Kelly?

Kelly: Well I'm a psychologist and i can brief you on your teammates. For example, Jack is crazy and the Krogan is very violent.

S: No **** Sherlock, anything else?

K: Well I can tell you if anyone wants to talk to you

S: There are ten people on my team Kelly and it's not a very big ship. strike two.

K: I can . . . erm . . . tell you when you have mail!

S: You're standing right next to my computer Kelly, the only time I'll hear you is when I'm going to go check my mail. I think I'm going to have to let yo-

K: I'll strip for you.

S: Rock on Kelly.

Modifié par thegreateski, 27 février 2010 - 12:09 .

[Darkstar87uk]

[Trueflow]

Feeding the fish was always stupid, I thought. You know, in the future will all that fancy technology, shouldn't there be an automatic fish tank feeder or something? I mean, Shepard just presses a button. I'm sure a computer can do that. Their great at pressing buttons, those computers.

Anyway, Kelly isn't doing anything but mooching off me! Can't I fire her or dump her somewhere? Or..... you know, make her work the bars and streets of Omega? I always do seem to be low on cash....

Modifié par Trueflow, 26 février 2010 - 11:58 .

[Mondo47]

Scratch?

[Jimbe2693]

This is why I leave her to melt in the collector base... too bad we can't get rid of her sooner. She has no use at all, only to feed your fish and do stripper dances... and bring scale itch onboard...



She has a degree in phycology... great... does that really help when examining other species though? Obviously different species have different behaviours, to examine them as humans is anthropomorphism.

[Vamp44]

Darkstar87uk wrote...

looool. omg..

[Trueflow]

Guys, if I want dances I'll go to Omega or Ilium or the Citadel and hit some bars. On my ship, everybody has to pull their weight. I'm trying to save the galaxy, here! And Kelly is slacking off. Yeah, feeding the fish and stripping. That will really help me complete my mission.  Worthless.

Modifié par Trueflow, 27 février 2010 - 12:02 .

[Invalidcode]

No message for you commander.

There are new messages for you commander.

No message for you commander.

There are new messages for you commander.

No message for you commander.

There are new messages for you commander.

No message for you commander.

There are new messages for you commander.



Now come to think of it, I finished the game around 7 times already and never had her dance for me, I guess my Shepards are really afraid of scale itch.

[The Happy One]

I love that Cerberus has strippers on their ships.

[Obliterati]

I love that everyone just automatically knows it was Kelly that brought scale itch onto the ship.



LOL, she's such a ****.

[OH-UP-THIS!]

"Uh, Commander?, could you do some in-depth analysis of our crewmembers please?

Shepard "Sorry Joker, I was too busy reading these reports from Yeoman Chambers, Could you remind me to get to that, a bit later? Thanks".

[Trueflow]

Invalidcode wrote...

No message for you commander.
There are new messages for you commander.
No message for you commander.
There are new messages for you commander.
No message for you commander.
There are new messages for you commander.
No message for you commander.
There are new messages for you commander.

Now come to think of it, I finished the game around 7 times already and never had her dance for me, I guess my Shepards are really afraid of scale itch.

Give it a rest, already! Keelah, you would think if I knew if I read all of my messages or not! Do we got a mute button somewhere on her that I don't know about?

[Tibilicus]

She's basically like Shepard's secretary/PA.

[Mondo47]

Darkstar87uk wrote...

Shep: "Erm, Miranda? How do you fill in these Cerberus requisition forms? Yeah... erm... yeah, I really do need a pole in my quarters... you know, for, erm... stuff."

[TheBestClass]

Someone has to die.

[thegreateski]

TheBestclass wrote...

Someone has to die.

That's what Jacob is there for.

[Skilled Seeker]

Darkstar87uk wrote...

The only reason you need to keep kelly on your ship. How can anyone complain with psychological support like that?