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[kraidy1117]

cutthecameras wrote...

CardonT wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

I had been curious as to what you were up to. It's just...if you wanted to hold me Shepard, you could have told me. You didn't need to sneak into your cabin and build this...thing.

Wait, it can't hear me can it?

Shepard-Commander probably crafted this doll out of frustration that Creator Tali'Zorah was not available for exchange of data during their fight against the heretics.

I'm not blushing! it's the fever.

It's no time for romance.

[CardonT]

kraidy1117 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

CardonT wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

I had been curious as to what you were up to. It's just...if you wanted to hold me Shepard, you could have told me. You didn't need to sneak into your cabin and build this...thing.

Wait, it can't hear me can it?

Shepard-Commander probably crafted this doll out of frustration that Creator Tali'Zorah was not available for exchange of data during their fight against the heretics.

I'm not blushing! it's the fever.

It's no time for romance.

Lawson-Officer, our scans show that your body contains a fluid filled with cells with other DNA than your own. Could be dangerous, if it causes allergic reactions. Oddly, these cells only contain a haploid set of chromosomes...

[cutthecameras]

CardonT wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

CardonT wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

I had been curious as to what you were up to. It's just...if you wanted to hold me Shepard, you could have told me. You didn't need to sneak into your cabin and build this...thing.

Wait, it can't hear me can it?

Shepard-Commander probably crafted this doll out of frustration that Creator Tali'Zorah was not available for exchange of data during their fight against the heretics.

I'm not blushing! it's the fever.

It's no time for romance.

Lawson-Officer, our scans show that your body contains a fluid filled with cells with other DNA than your own. Could be dangerous, if it causes allergic reactions. Oddly, these cells only contain a haploid set of chromosomes...

...Legion let me see that data.

[Valikdu]

No data available.

[RhythmlessNinja]

NewMessageN00b wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...

SnakieHelah wrote...

In fact, speaking about perfect memory, i wish i didn't have one, in particular... the Tali doll....
*flashback* A doll of Tali, disturbing, materials unclear, laughter and sadness mixing together, i turn off the internet browser.*

Believe me you do not want to have a drell memory.

That's just messed...

ROFLMFAO.

Shepard, I've received a lead on the creator of this monstrosity, you are to go there and kill them. Humanity is at stake here. 

[CardonT]

Valikdu wrote...

No data available.

Process 923, you are always interfering with your killswitch-scripts, that deletes all data of questionable sources.

[Annjul666]

If you were smart enough, you would consider shutting down, before i sell you to cerberus, you fake imposter of a geth who speaks analytically.

you are damn lucky, that Shepard is a commander here.



And right, its no time for emotional entanglement.

[CardonT]

Annjul666 wrote...

If you were smart enough, you would consider shutting down, before i sell you to cerberus, you fake imposter of a geth who speaks analytically.
you are damn lucky, that Shepard is a commander here.

And right, its no time for emotional entanglement.

We notice an increased output of body heat. Lawson-Officer, are you feeling well?

[LN19]

A thousand cuts!

[Octorox]

 Conjecture interesting, would like to investigate, but no time! Scale itch aboard Normandy, Joker not getting any stronger, Thane dying, Not getting any younger....need vacation.

[Strawberry Kiwi]

Ohai gais wanna be friendz and stu- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

Your species has the attention of the infinitely greater.

[Octorox]

RhythmlessNinja wrote...

NewMessageN00b wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...

SnakieHelah wrote...

In fact, speaking about perfect memory, i wish i didn't have one, in particular... the Tali doll....
*flashback* A doll of Tali, disturbing, materials unclear, laughter and sadness mixing together, i turn off the internet browser.*

Believe me you do not want to have a drell memory.

That's just messed...

ROFLMFAO.

Shepard, I've received a lead on the creator of this monstrosity, you are to go there and kill them. Humanity is at stake here. 

created by Commander for...practical purposes. Need to test efficiency and pleasure of several different positions, actual romance could cause...severe implications

[Dark Glasses]

Khayness wrote...

Highever stands with the Grey Warden!

This takes me back...

[Annjul666]

Can someone just thorw this pic away, please? its hurting my eyes, thanks.

[Biotic_Warlock]

Annjul666 wrote...

Can someone just thorw this pic away, please? its hurting my eyes, thanks.

agreed.

[El-Destructo]

Bleep boop beep.

[KirkyX]

Noes - I only use Grunt because Krogans are the closest thing I can find to Rancors on the Social profile pictures page. I miss the large, slathering fellow - he was me, and I was him.



I. AM. NERD!

[varrikh]

Octorox wrote...

RhythmlessNinja wrote...

NewMessageN00b wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...

SnakieHelah wrote...

In fact, speaking about perfect memory, i wish i didn't have one, in particular... the Tali doll....
*flashback* A doll of Tali, disturbing, materials unclear, laughter and sadness mixing together, i turn off the internet browser.*

Believe me you do not want to have a drell memory.

That's just messed...

ROFLMFAO.

Shepard, I've received a lead on the creator of this monstrosity, you are to go there and kill them. Humanity is at stake here. 

created by Commander for...practical purposes. Need to test efficiency and pleasure of several different positions, actual romance could cause...severe implications

We acknowledge this as a necessary precaution, Creator-Tali'Zorah though, seems to have mixed feelings about this.

Solus-Professor, we detect increased heat radiation from Shepard-Commander and Creator-Tali'Zorah. We assume you will conduct necessary medical tests.

[FlyinElk212]

Octorox wrote...

created by Commander for...practical purposes. Need to test efficiency and pleasure of several different positions, actual romance could cause...severe implications

Damn, saying it that way doesn't help. Now I feel dirty and clinical.

[Pedro Costa]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite topic on BioWare Social.

[TheBestClass]

It was only a matter of time. And loneliness.

[kraidy1117]

FlyinElk212 wrote...

Octorox wrote...

created by Commander for...practical purposes. Need to test efficiency and pleasure of several different positions, actual romance could cause...severe implications

Damn, saying it that way doesn't help. Now I feel dirty and clinical.

He would't do that to us, he just would't.

[Mondo47]

kraidy1117 wrote...

FlyinElk212 wrote...

Octorox wrote...

created by Commander for...practical purposes. Need to test efficiency and pleasure of several different positions, actual romance could cause...severe implications

Damn, saying it that way doesn't help. Now I feel dirty and clinical.

He would't do that to us, he just would't.

If this is just about sex, you should just ****ing say so...

[thegreateski]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

SHEPARD. WE HAVE COME TODAY TO PROPOSE A TRUCE. WE BELIEVE THAT ORGANICS MAY NOT BE BY- *sees the strange doll*




YOU WILL ALL DIE.

Modifié par thegreateski, 27 février 2010 - 07:23 .

[Onyxthegreat]

TheBestclass wrote...



It was only a matter of time. And loneliness.

What the shi-?!

I'd say we've reached facepalming capacity.

Modifié par Onyxthegreat, 27 février 2010 - 07:28 .