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[PooPoomonster]

poisonoustea wrote...

Shepard.

This is important. I'm out of pot. I need you to get some for me.

We have intell Ceberus is looking for pot. I need you to get to it before they do Shepard. If we don't who knows what will happen. We need you for this Shepard, The council and I are way to drunk to find it on our own.

[Biotic_Warlock]

Annjul666 wrote...

down with you. who let this thing walk into my ship?!

*paragon interrupt - throws hat at gun* No commander! He's with us!, someone else can explain. I fractured my thumb on the mute button.

Modifié par Biotic_Warlock, 27 février 2010 - 10:47 .

[CardonT]

*stares at Collector* There is a high statistical propability of death through gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely.

[Annjul666]

could you stop talking just for a minute, smoker? it would be nice, thanks.

i need raports from horizon. where the hell are my officers when they are needed?!

[Biotic_Warlock]

Annjul666 wrote...

could you stop talking just for a minute, smoker? it would be nice, thanks.
i need raports from horizon. where the hell are my officers when they are needed?!

That's what TIM needs to talk to you about commander.

[Vamp44]

FlyinElk212 wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

FlyinElk212 wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

poisonoustea wrote...

Shepard.

This is important. I'm out of pot. I need you to get some for me.

This is what I spent 4 billion credits and 2 years for?

Glad to see you haven't changed.

You and I have different methods, but I can't argue with results.

You know me. I always like to savor the last post before mods locking the threads.

Difficult when everyone percieves it as a threat.

Modifié par Vamp44, 27 février 2010 - 10:49 .

[FlyinElk212]

PooPoomonster wrote...

poisonoustea wrote...

Shepard.

This is important. I'm out of pot. I need you to get some for me.

We have intell Ceberus is looking for pot. I need you to get to it before they do Shepard. If we don't who knows what will happen. We need you for this Shepard, The council and I are way to drunk to find it on our own.

I like to expect the pot. There's a slight chance I'll be pleasantly drunk.

[Vamp44]

poisonoustea wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

FlyinElk212 wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

poisonoustea wrote...

Shepard.

This is important. I'm out of pot. I need you to get some for me.

This is what I spent 4 billion credits and 2 years for?

Glad to see you haven't changed.

You and I have different methods, but I can't argue with results.

By the way, Shepard. I strongly recommend you acquire Mordin Solus. He's a Salarian, a scientist.

He's an expert in agrarian.

One more thing..

[CardonT]

*makes a stuttering voice while talking binary* We uploaded all data that exists about Horizon, Shepard-Commander. We hope you will find what you are looking for. But EDI seems troubled, as we had to use parts of her RAM to store everything...

[Vamp44]

LoL

[Annjul666]

what do you mean, hes with us?! since when we recruit crazy aliens? whoa, bad sentence, sorry guys. not aliens but... enemies, yes!...



screw council! screw alliance! damn traitors, blind fools! i will be good without you!

hell, again i need to save everyone and do a suicide mission... what a tool... damn this all! i need holidays!

[Biotic_Warlock]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

There I was, sitting at my computer... And then I noticed there was someone else impersonating Garrus.

are you the nice garrus? you aren't gonna beat me up with that pole right?

[PooPoomonster]

Annjul666 wrote...

could you stop talking just for a minute, smoker? it would be nice, thanks.
i need raports from horizon. where the hell are my officers when they are needed?!

Shepard the Normandy is the only ship with the stealth systems to make the run into Columbia system and bring back all the pot we need. You are our only option.

[FlyinElk212]

Biotic_Warlock wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

There I was, sitting at my computer... And then I noticed there was someone else impersonating Garrus.

are you the nice garrus? you aren't gonna beat me up with that pole right?

The mods banned me once, and all it did was ****** me off. ...Can’t imagine they’ll stop me this time.

[FlyinElk212]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Biotic_Warlock wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

There I was, sitting at my computer... And then I noticed there was someone else impersonating Garrus.

are you the nice garrus? you aren't gonna beat me up with that pole right?

Well, I did sit through about 50 seconds of "Ass Smasher 2000" with you before I vomitted...

Paragon version of me??

I thought you were dead.

[Reptilian Rob]

"Do you want to endanger this entire operation? You can either follow by my side, or be crushed under my heal. Now stop acting like morons and pull yourselves together, idiots".

[CardonT]

It seems as if the Lazarus-Project lied about the fact that you are not a clone, Shepard-Commander.

[Daskworx]

I...I...I can't tell you how much this thread means to me...thankyou.

[Vamp44]

CardonT wrote...

It seems as if the Lazarus-Project lied about the fact that you are not a clone, Shepard-Commander.

We needed a leader.

[Reptilian Rob]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

FlyinElk212 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Biotic_Warlock wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

There I was, sitting at my computer... And then I noticed there was someone else impersonating Garrus.

are you the nice garrus? you aren't gonna beat me up with that pole right?

Well, I did sit through about 50 seconds of "Ass Smasher 2000" with you before I vomitted...

Paragon version of me??

I thought you were dead.

"Rage is a hell of an anesthetic."

Zaeed was a lot nicer than I expected.

Isn't very good about staying hydrated though.

That's why I need you Garrus, if I'm walking into hell, I want someone I can trust.