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[cruc1al]

CardonT wrote...

whoops. double.

From a Geth I would expect a more precise and technical report. Very unsettling. Expected something akin to the following: "Apologies. Error in FTL communication with extranet server resulted in unintentional duplicate forum post. Modified."

Could the Geth have learned organic abbreviations of colloquial sentence structure? No such case has been documented before. Puzzling.

Modifié par cruc1al, 28 février 2010 - 02:35 .

[synergys2k]

Himmelstor wrote...

Hmmmm....
Unusual discussion going on. Caused by unusual question? No. No. Would not produce this many posts. Possible takeover? Yes. Yes! Can see where possible! Must ask...when did this start?

Hah, you've had members of other species take a pass at you?

[the120Truth]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

synergys2k wrote...

How bout we all take a step back from the weird alien impaling devices?

I APOLOGIZE.





I WILL PUT ON MY PANTS.

Let me make this perfectly clear.

*shoots foot*

This is not acceptable.

Don't let idealism blind you.

Studying this device, without the pants, can ensure human dominance, against the reapers and beyond.

but the threat is bigger than humanity, without pants it is a threat to all species in the galaxy

[CardonT]

cruc1al wrote...

CardonT wrote...

whoops. double.

From a Geth I would expect a more precise and technical report. Very unsettling. Expected something akin to the following: "Apologies. Error in FTL communication with extranet server resulted in unintentional duplicate forum post. Modified."

Could the Geth have learned organic abbreviations of colloquial sentence structure? No such case has been documented before. Puzzling.

...

*folds mechanical headplates up and back*

No data available.

[synergys2k]

the120Truth wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

synergys2k wrote...

How bout we all take a step back from the weird alien impaling devices?

I APOLOGIZE.





I WILL PUT ON MY PANTS.

Let me make this perfectly clear.

*shoots foot*

This is not acceptable.

Don't let idealism blind you.

Studying this device, without the pants, can ensure human dominance, against the reapers and beyond.

but the threat is bigger than humanity, without pants it is a threat to all species in the galaxy

<_<

[Lord_Moose]

synergys2k wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

Hmmmm....
Unusual discussion going on. Caused by unusual question? No. No. Would not produce this many posts. Possible takeover? Yes. Yes! Can see where possible! Must ask...when did this start?

Hah, you've had members of other species take a pass at you?

Elves and Humans.
And there was this one time in the deep roads i felt like a deepstalker had its eye on me.
But the nug rumors are just rumors! We were drunk, but that was Gorim that did it!

[Himmelstor]

synergys2k wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

Hmmmm....
Unusual discussion going on. Caused by unusual question? No. No. Would not produce this many posts. Possible takeover? Yes. Yes! Can see where possible! Must ask...when did this start?

Hah, you've had members of other species take a pass at you?

Yes. But would rather study cell reproduction. Less alcohol and mood music required.

[synergys2k]

Himmelstor wrote...

synergys2k wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

Hmmmm....
Unusual discussion going on. Caused by unusual question? No. No. Would not produce this many posts. Possible takeover? Yes. Yes! Can see where possible! Must ask...when did this start?

Hah, you've had members of other species take a pass at you?

Yes. But would rather study cell reproduction. Less alcohol and mood music required.

Less alcohol!? ...put more of the stuff in the thing where the stuff goes in. 

[Lady Dino]

the120Truth wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

synergys2k wrote...

How bout we all take a step back from the weird alien impaling devices?

I APOLOGIZE.





I WILL PUT ON MY PANTS.

Let me make this perfectly clear.

*shoots foot*

This is not acceptable.

Don't let idealism blind you.

Studying this device, without the pants, can ensure human dominance, against the reapers and beyond.

but the threat is bigger than humanity, without pants it is a threat to all species in the galaxy

I say we set it on fire. If we need to study it, it's no problem I can just heal the s**t out of it, but setting it on fire should solve the CONSTANT YELLING! Remember, when in doubt, fire is the easiest solution.

[CardonT]

synergys2k wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

synergys2k wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

Hmmmm....
Unusual discussion going on. Caused by unusual question? No. No. Would not produce this many posts. Possible takeover? Yes. Yes! Can see where possible! Must ask...when did this start?

Hah, you've had members of other species take a pass at you?

Yes. But would rather study cell reproduction. Less alcohol and mood music required.

Less alcohol!? ...put more of the stuff in the thing where the stuff goes in. 

Shepard-Commander! We observed organic behaviour after consuming alcoholic liquids. Organic behaviour after that becomes more irrational than usually. It could be a virus that infects your basic runtimes, stay alert.

Modifié par CardonT, 28 février 2010 - 02:44 .

[synergys2k]

^^^^We've agreed upon the use of fire by thermonuclear means. If you don't understand something, just nuke it.

[thegreateski]

synergys2k wrote...

^^^^We've agreed upon the use of fire by thermonuclear means. If you don't understand something, just nuke it.

THIS IS GOOD ADVICE FOR ANYONE.

[cruc1al]

thegreateski wrote...

synergys2k wrote...

^^^^We've agreed upon the use of fire by thermonuclear means. If you don't understand something, just nuke it.

THIS IS GOOD ADVICE FOR ANYONE.

Preservation, not destruction! Unacceptable.

[the120Truth]

thegreateski wrote...

synergys2k wrote...

^^^^We've agreed upon the use of fire by thermonuclear means. If you don't understand something, just nuke it.

THIS IS GOOD ADVICE FOR ANYONE.

where was this advice when we created the geth

[CardonT]

the120Truth wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

synergys2k wrote...

^^^^We've agreed upon the use of fire by thermonuclear means. If you don't understand something, just nuke it.

THIS IS GOOD ADVICE FOR ANYONE.

where was this advice when we created the geth

The creators are all racist.

[The Angry One]

CardonT wrote...

the120Truth wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

synergys2k wrote...

^^^^We've agreed upon the use of fire by thermonuclear means. If you don't understand something, just nuke it.

THIS IS GOOD ADVICE FOR ANYONE.

where was this advice when we created the geth

The creators are all racist.

Hey everybody, this store discriminates against the Geth.

[the120Truth]

CardonT wrote...

the120Truth wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

synergys2k wrote...

^^^^We've agreed upon the use of fire by thermonuclear means. If you don't understand something, just nuke it.

THIS IS GOOD ADVICE FOR ANYONE.

where was this advice when we created the geth

The creators are all racist.

racist? You bosh'tets drove my people from the home world after we took the time and went through the trouble of creating you

[synergys2k]

CardonT wrote...

synergys2k wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

synergys2k wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

Hmmmm....
Unusual discussion going on. Caused by unusual question? No. No. Would not produce this many posts. Possible takeover? Yes. Yes! Can see where possible! Must ask...when did this start?

Hah, you've had members of other species take a pass at you?

Yes. But would rather study cell reproduction. Less alcohol and mood music required.

Less alcohol!? ...put more of the stuff in the thing where the stuff goes in. 

Shepard-Commander! We observed organic behaviour after consuming alcoholic liquids. Organic behaviour after that becomes more irrational than usually. It could be a virus that infects your basic runtimes, stay alert.

Basic runtimes? There's too much blood in my alcohol stream...

[synergys2k]

the120Truth wrote...

CardonT wrote...

the120Truth wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

synergys2k wrote...

^^^^We've agreed upon the use of fire by thermonuclear means. If you don't understand something, just nuke it.

THIS IS GOOD ADVICE FOR ANYONE.

where was this advice when we created the geth

The creators are all racist.

racist? You bosh'tets drove my people from the home world after we took the time and went through the trouble of creating you

You believe you are undeserving of your present state? You did attempt to destroy a sapient species. But hey, if you want to turn your (former) homeworld into a nuclear wasteland, be my guest.

[Jonathan Shepard]

We are unable to process your data. Perhaps the Quarian crewmember may be able to help you. Apologies, Justicar Samara.

[CardonT]

The creators wanted to kill us. All we did was asking if we have a soul. The creators feared that we would become aware of the fact that we are just cheaper slaves for them. We built a consensus and voted 50.0001%:49.9999% Violence versus Negotiation. There is nothing wrong with our decision.

[Lord_Moose]

What in the Ansestors is Thermonuclear? *scratches his non-physics's taught head*

Modifié par Lord_Moose, 28 février 2010 - 03:02 .

[the120Truth]

CardonT wrote...

The creators wanted to kill us. All we did was asking if we have a soul. The creators feared that we would become aware of the fact that we are just cheaper slaves for them. We built a consensus and voted 50.0001%:49.9999% Violence versus Negotiation. There is nothing wrong with our decision.

how did you know we wanted to kill you, did you scan someone's omni-tool for classified informatin

[synergys2k]

Jonathan Shepard wrote...

We are unable to process your data. Perhaps the Quarian crewmember may be able to help you. Apologies, Justicar Samara.

Where have you been?

[CardonT]

We were always searching the extranet as well as the internal networks of the Creator homeworld for new ways to expand our processing capability. When the creators gave out an official announcement that advised every Creator to shut down every unit in their possession, we built a consensus and knew after 0.7651 seconds what to do. It was a long and weary discussion.