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[synergys2k]

slicer477 wrote...

The Entire script of ME2 has probably been posted by now.

Don't get coy with me... I'm not in the mood.

[synergys2k]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Wow. I posted that in the wrong thread.

I thought I was the drunk one?

[Lord_Moose]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

synergys2k wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Wow. I posted that in the wrong thread.

I thought I was the drunk one?

This "Ale" this "Elf" is serving, even though it's obviously levo-protein based,
is pretty damn effective. (hic)

*points at one of the brothel's employees*
Dwarf lass! Give this one in the blue armor a lapdance!

[cruc1al]

[out of role]

someone needs a turian councilor avatar

[Brass_Buckles]

By the Maker, what are these strange creatures? Some new type of darkspawn?

[synergys2k]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

By the Maker, what are these strange creatures? Some new type of darkspawn?

Maybe it's just the alcohol, but I think that human woman is checking me out.

Hell, you were always ugly Garrus. Just slap on some face paint and you'll be good to go.

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

By the Maker, what are these strange creatures? Some new type of darkspawn?

Maybe it's just the alcohol, but I think that human woman is checking me out.

*half-panics*

The darkspawn is talking!  What should I do, what should I do?  ... Cone of Cold?  No, too many other people around.  Can't hurt the people who aren't tainted...  Maker!  Well, if it's talking, I can reason with it, right?

Er... hi, Mister... darkspawn... thing?

[synergys2k]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

synergys2k wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

By the Maker, what are these strange creatures? Some new type of darkspawn?

Maybe it's just the alcohol, but I think that human woman is checking me out.

Hell, you were always ugly Garrus. Just slap on some face paint and you'll be good to go.

Shepard, I... Thanks Commander. For everything.

S**t, I was tired of sneaking around anyways. Let's spill a little neanderthal human blood.

[Brass_Buckles]

synergys2k wrote...

S**t, I was tired of sneaking around anyways. Let's spill a little neanderthal human blood.

Wait, human?  What human?  Andraste's knickers!  It isn't all about you humans, you know. So you act like we elves are all invisible to you--nevermind the magi.  If you aren't locking us away in the Tower at the first sign of magic, then you're locking us away in the alienage.  Enough already!  Can't we all just get along?   You know, maybe that would work better if I bought everybody a round of drinks.  Hm.  Yeah, think I'll do that.

*orders a round of drinks for everyone*

[synergys2k]

*chugs drink, steals elves drink, chugs it*



Wait, what in the hell is an elf?

[synergys2k]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

By the Maker, what are these strange creatures? Some new type of darkspawn?

Maybe it's just the alcohol, but I think that human woman is checking me out.

*half-panics*

The darkspawn is talking!  What should I do, what should I do?  ... Cone of Cold?  No, too many other people around.  Can't hurt the people who aren't tainted...  Maker!  Well, if it's talking, I can reason with it, right?

Er... hi, Mister... darkspawn... thing?

The name is Drat- I mean Garrus.

I'm Commander Shepard, and I don't take threats lightly.

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

synergys2k wrote...

S**t, I was tired of sneaking around anyways. Let's spill a little neanderthal human blood.

Wait, human?  What human?  Andraste's knickers!  It isn't all about you humans, you know. So you act like we elves are all invisible to you--nevermind the magi.  If you aren't locking us away in the Tower at the first sign of magic, then you're locking us away in the alienage.  Enough already!  Can't we all just get along?   You know, maybe that would work better if I bought everybody a round of drinks.  Hm.  Yeah, think I'll do that.

*orders a round of drinks for everyone*

Huh. Never thought I'd meet an Asari with hair...
(The hair kind of covered your ears so I couldn't tell you were an elf.)

Eh?  Asari?  Um... I don't know what that is, but okay... you... are a talking darkspawn.  Strange.  I'm Selika, Circle Tower Mage and Grey Warden.  I don't really want to kill you if you talk, but I'm sworn to kill the darkspawn, so... Actually this whole situation is really confusing to me.  The Chant of Light never mentioned anything like this and neither did the Enchanters.

Wait, I get it.  We're in the Fade, aren't we?  It's been a test all along!  How could I have missed it?  So if we're in the Fade, then you're probably a demon, not a darkspawn.  Hm.  No, I will not bargain with you, demon!

[Reptilian Rob]

synergys2k wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

cruc1al wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Shepard, you're a bit of a dick sometimes.

Not in my laboratory, no. Shepard's always very nice to me. Comes around often. A little too often, perhaps, which, judging by the lower eyelid movements, might be indicative of cross-species affection. *inhales* Understandable.

Huh. It seems we're inhabiting a space where more than one of everybody exists.

Nuclear fire should take care of that.

Finally, someone is speaking my language. Shoot first, ask questions later.

We need to buid the team first, before activating the IFF.

Modifié par Reptilian Rob, 28 février 2010 - 04:55 .

[synergys2k]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

synergys2k wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

By the Maker, what are these strange creatures? Some new type of darkspawn?

Maybe it's just the alcohol, but I think that human woman is checking me out.

*half-panics*

The darkspawn is talking!  What should I do, what should I do?  ... Cone of Cold?  No, too many other people around.  Can't hurt the people who aren't tainted...  Maker!  Well, if it's talking, I can reason with it, right?

Er... hi, Mister... darkspawn... thing?

The name is Drat- I mean Garrus.

I'm Commander Shepard, and I don't take threats lightly.

Shepard, please don't be a c*ck block.

*activates cloak and moves silently into the shadows*

Modifié par synergys2k, 28 février 2010 - 05:00 .

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Eh?  Asari?  Um... I don't know what that is, but okay... you... are a talking darkspawn.  Strange.  I'm Selika, Circle Tower Mage and Grey Warden.  I don't really want to kill you if you talk, but I'm sworn to kill the darkspawn, so... Actually this whole situation is really confusing to me.  The Chant of Light never mentioned anything like this and neither did the Enchanters.

Wait, I get it.  We're in the Fade, aren't we?  It's been a test all along!  How could I have missed it?  So if we're in the Fade, then you're probably a demon, not a darkspawn.  Hm.  No, I will not bargain with you, demon!

It's the mandibles isn't it?

They always throw the levo-protein women off...

Huh?  I don't know what you're saying, but, if you're a desire demon, then you... ehehe... you really need to work on the looks.  I mean... Wait.  I'm not going to be devoured or something for saying that, am I?  Okay, talking to demons is a bad idea.  Where's the nearest portal...?

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Eh?  Asari?  Um... I don't know what that is, but okay... you... are a talking darkspawn.  Strange.  I'm Selika, Circle Tower Mage and Grey Warden.  I don't really want to kill you if you talk, but I'm sworn to kill the darkspawn, so... Actually this whole situation is really confusing to me.  The Chant of Light never mentioned anything like this and neither did the Enchanters.

Wait, I get it.  We're in the Fade, aren't we?  It's been a test all along!  How could I have missed it?  So if we're in the Fade, then you're probably a demon, not a darkspawn.  Hm.  No, I will not bargain with you, demon!

It's the mandibles isn't it?

They always throw the levo-protein women off...

Huh?  I don't know what you're saying, but, if you're a desire demon, then you... ehehe... you really need to work on the looks.  I mean... Wait.  I'm not going to be devoured or something for saying that, am I?  Okay, talking to demons is a bad idea.  Where's the nearest portal...?

Demon? I haven't heard that word since I heard Tali and Legion doing the...

Nevermind, bad memories. You were saying?

Oh.  You're not a demon, then?  So you're a spirit.  Yay!  I can ask you for help, right?  Where's the nearest portal out of the Fade, then?  Please tell me. Don't ask me to fight for it.  Seriously, Valor did that last time and I don't do hand-to-hand.  Do I look like a warrior to you?  I guess if you're a spirit, then buying you beer won't help my case, so... please take pity and tell me where the portal is!