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[synergys2k]

*charging up M-920 Cain*



I suggest you leave this area Garrus.

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Woman, I don't know what the Fade is. I know a man who guys by the name of Fade, but we put that bastard in jail. And as for being a spirit, the only thing spiritual about me is the fact tht I am slightly drunk.

I apologize if I sound like an ass.. (hic)

Oh, well, if you're not a spirit and this is not the Fade and you are also not a demon, then that must mean...

You're a talking darkspawn.  So we're back where we began.  If you're a darkspawn, and you're intelligent, that's troubling.  It also means I'm going to have to kill you.  No offense, but I have to protect Ferelden.

... But I can't do it.  You're not attacking me.  Maker grant me strength!

[synergys2k]

You can bring your lady friend aboard for the time being. We can airlock her after you're satisfied. I'm tired of all these drunk midgets running around trying to steal from me.

*pistol whips midget*

Modifié par synergys2k, 28 février 2010 - 05:13 .

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Woman, I don't know what the Fade is. I know a man who guys by the name of Fade, but we put that bastard in jail. And as for being a spirit, the only thing spiritual about me is the fact tht I am slightly drunk.

I apologize if I sound like an ass.. (hic)

Oh, well, if you're not a spirit and this is not the Fade and you are also not a demon, then that must mean...

You're a talking darkspawn.  So we're back where we began.  If you're a darkspawn, and you're intelligent, that's troubling.  It also means I'm going to have to kill you.  No offense, but I have to protect Ferelden.

... But I can't do it.  You're not attacking me.  Maker grant me strength!

How is your flexibility?

Well obviously, I am not a rogue, but what's that got to do with anything?

Hmm, you might make more sense if...

*casts Cure*

Oh, hey, guy who's pointing the large... ominous-looking thing at me... um...  *casts Petrify*

... I really don't like having things pointed at me.  Makes me feel like someone's going to take me down with an arrow or something.  You wouldn't believe the number of threats I get just for being a mage--until people realize I'm a Grey Warden.  Girl's gotta learn to protect herself.  Preferably non-lethally, though I can't blame those who choose a more aggressive approach, either.

[synergys2k]

And I thought I was cruel and unusual...

[synergys2k]

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Woman, I don't know what the Fade is. I know a man who guys by the name of Fade, but we put that bastard in jail. And as for being a spirit, the only thing spiritual about me is the fact tht I am slightly drunk.

I apologize if I sound like an ass.. (hic)

Oh, well, if you're not a spirit and this is not the Fade and you are also not a demon, then that must mean...

You're a talking darkspawn.  So we're back where we began.  If you're a darkspawn, and you're intelligent, that's troubling.  It also means I'm going to have to kill you.  No offense, but I have to protect Ferelden.

... But I can't do it.  You're not attacking me.  Maker grant me strength!

How is your flexibility?

Well obviously, I am not a rogue, but what's that got to do with anything?

Hmm, you might make more sense if...

*casts Cure*

Oh, hey, guy who's pointing the large... ominous-looking thing at me... um...  *casts Petrify*

... I really don't like having things pointed at me.  Makes me feel like someone's going to take me down with an arrow or something.  You wouldn't believe the number of threats I get just for being a mage--until people realize I'm a Grey Warden.  Girl's gotta learn to protect herself.  Preferably non-lethally, though I can't blame those who choose a more aggressive approach, either.

*kinetic barrier dispels attack*

Sorry lady elf thing. Our technology is a bit ahead of your time.

By the way, I'm offering you safe passage on my frigate to the nearest portal. My friend here requests your presence.

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Well obviously, I am not a rogue, but what's that got to do with anything?

Hmm, you might make more sense if...

*casts Cure*

Oh, hey, guy who's pointing the large... ominous-looking thing at me... um...  *casts Petrify*

... I really don't like having things pointed at me.  Makes me feel like someone's going to take me down with an arrow or something.  You wouldn't believe the number of threats I get just for being a mage--until people realize I'm a Grey Warden.  Girl's gotta learn to protect herself.  Preferably non-lethally, though I can't blame those who choose a more aggressive approach, either.

My skin is made out of metal.

I don't think your stasis field is going to work on me.

Mr. Talking Darkspawn, I don't even know what a stasis field is.  I'm a mage, specializing in the primal arts as well as some curative arts.  I'm trying to cure you of your drunkenness, so hold still.  *casts Cure again*  Unfortunately I don't think I know the right spell...  Drat.  I knew I should've paid better attention to the Enchanters.

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...
Mr. Talking Darkspawn, I don't even know what a stasis field is.  I'm a mage, specializing in the primal arts as well as some curative arts.  I'm trying to cure you of your drunkenness, so hold still.  *casts Cure again*  Unfortunately I don't think I know the right spell...  Drat.  I knew I should've paid better attention to the Enchanters.

It's fine, I'm pleasantly drunk.

Apparently, ser, you are drunk enough to make you incomprehensible.  I never thought I'd meet an intelligent hurlock--and it turns out to be a drunken one at that.

And you... human, over there.  I'm going nowhere with anyone until I find out where Morrigan, Sten, and my dog are.  I don't leave my companions behind.  That would be morally reprehensible!  Besides, I wanted to send Sten and Hero back to camp.  I need Wynne and Zevran.  Hm.

[synergys2k]

*shoots midget in knee with hand cannon*



*incinerates armor-bearing midget*



*chugs mug of ale*



*hand cannon whips midget*



*chugs another mug of ale*



Whene're you *hic* are ready Gar*hic*rus.

[7th_Phoenix]

dot dot dot . el oh el . oh emh jee .



[smiley face with big ass teeth!]

[synergys2k]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...
Mr. Talking Darkspawn, I don't even know what a stasis field is.  I'm a mage, specializing in the primal arts as well as some curative arts.  I'm trying to cure you of your drunkenness, so hold still.  *casts Cure again*  Unfortunately I don't think I know the right spell...  Drat.  I knew I should've paid better attention to the Enchanters.

It's fine, I'm pleasantly drunk.

Apparently, ser, you are drunk enough to make you incomprehensible.  I never thought I'd meet an intelligent hurlock--and it turns out to be a drunken one at that.

And you... human, over there.  I'm going nowhere with anyone until I find out where Morrigan, Sten, and my dog are.  I don't leave my companions behind.  That would be morally reprehensible!  Besides, I wanted to send Sten and Hero back to camp.  I need Wynne and Zevran.  Hm.

Harsh... Alright, leave me to drink in peace then.

Say the word *hic* and I'll order Jack to biotically pull *hic* her onto the ship. 

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...
Mr. Talking Darkspawn, I don't even know what a stasis field is.  I'm a mage, specializing in the primal arts as well as some curative arts.  I'm trying to cure you of your drunkenness, so hold still.  *casts Cure again*  Unfortunately I don't think I know the right spell...  Drat.  I knew I should've paid better attention to the Enchanters.

It's fine, I'm pleasantly drunk.

Apparently, ser, you are drunk enough to make you incomprehensible.  I never thought I'd meet an intelligent hurlock--and it turns out to be a drunken one at that.

And you... human, over there.  I'm going nowhere with anyone until I find out where Morrigan, Sten, and my dog are.  I don't leave my companions behind.  That would be morally reprehensible!  Besides, I wanted to send Sten and Hero back to camp.  I need Wynne and Zevran.  Hm.

Harsh... Alright, leave me to drink in peace then.

Er, look, I'm sure you're a nice... guy... turian... hurlock... thing.  But, I have to go kill darkspawn.  You know, cast a little Cone of Cold, smash a few faces in with a Stone Fist... A Fireball here, a Storm of the Century there... Maker, I can't believe what a violent person I've become since I got conscripted.

[Brass_Buckles]

... I need a drink. Too much death... *orders strongest drink available* Ser Jory... Daveth...



*grabs the drink, swallows it down, and then wanders slowly toward the door, looking completely dazed* ... Maker forgive me. When did I forget it? "Magic is meant to serve man, and never to rule over him..."

[synergys2k]

*sobers up for a few seconds*

*addresses elf-lady-thing*

Elf, I'm giving you this one chance to leave. Don't do anything stupid here. I'll give you 10 seconds...

*cloaks, sights Widow Rifle, and counts down*

Modifié par synergys2k, 28 février 2010 - 05:37 .

[Brass_Buckles]

*manages to pass out in the doorway, no one ever said that elves had a great constitution*